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Sep 27, 2025 1:07 PM
GullahGullahIslander
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Seethreepeeoh
Clever girl
BruceGem
Oh, how I adore kestrels. They are so cute.
WoopDeFrickenDoo
ryti
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parabolic000
t h e r i t u a l
ScienceIsNotALiberalConspiracy
I had a Kestrel try to eat one of my chickens. Not the sharpest birds, for sure.
IntelligentLake
That sounds like a smart Kestrel. Chickens are very tasty. According to Leeloo 'Chicken good!'.
DocNitro
Unless it got beaten up by the rooster. Or worse, the other chickens.
oldguyexlurker
Did the rooster go by the name Foghorn Leghorn?
IUpvoteFuturama
"You expect me to believe that this 'bird' lives in water? Yeah that's a fish I'm not falling for your bullshit Sniffany."
cyno01
I believe for the purposes of catholicism several aquatic and semi-aquatic birds and even mammals count as fish and not meat. But penguin specifically tastes terrible.
ProjectDA
scientificly if you want there to be fish..... most creatures are fish then.
#WeAllAreFish
TMCybersnark
"My fellow fish monsters..."
IUpvoteFuturama
I read this in Nixon's voice
ChorizoPig
"I'll believe those are birds when I see them fly" -- that kestrel, probably.
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
Raptor education sounds pretty metal.
Mikeiller
Raptor Education does sound like a decent band name.
eathotdog
Isn't that what crisp rat was doing in jurassic world?
HawkmanXLII
It is! I was doing that all summer. Here's one:
Colopty
Spraying down a raptor with a water hose, very educational.
HawkmanXLII
That's a Harris hawk, the only truly social raptor. There, now it's educational.
SeanBeanJovi
User name checks out.
HawkmanXLII
Yeah, I love hawks. I love animals in general, but working with raptors is where I ended up, so they have a special place in my heart.
stupidbastardinutah
How did she know it was an American Kestrel? Did it have a gun?
EternallyIgnorant
Clayman8
Its screamed about freedom then shat on the handler's glove.
Niagaran
It was oppressing marginalized communities and turning a blind eye to systemic racism.
Goldensands
Yeah way to be offensive towards a bird
MrGrundySmash
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Goldensands
MCpeepantz
Well, how else is it supposed to make it through school safely? /s
Jordan7831
It was refusing to wear a mask during Covid. Tell tale sign.
arkaboop
She asked about the gas mileage of its car, and it was atrocious
steelundecided
AK
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
Maybe it was carrying a coconut. Wait, no... wrong story.
Discoikungshamn
That only applies to swallows
BishlamekGurpgork
As an American, no self-respecting American has a gun. You at least need your every-day carry, your weekend gun, and a work gun, and you should probably have a car gun and a gun for under your pillow, too.
WalksWithNoFear
Five is one. One is none.
LizLittle
Can't forget the shower gun
ThunderStrike2021
This made me laugh because of how close it is to my reality. Especially with ICE thugs and such, I have stuff all over the house for rapid engagement.
Goblinpunker
A gun for my gun's gun for when it guns.
DocNitro
Also, don't forget your gun for when you clean your gun, just to be safe.
Rips4w
I bought my gun cleaning gun it's own gun so it doesn't feel so vulnerable.
bourbonandbaddecisions
Shower gun, fridge gun, bathroom gun.
FrozenMojo
I just use one gun for the bathroom and shower.
rotinaj
I like to make sure I have two everyday guns, for all my standoff needs
BishlamekGurpgork
Your weekend gun and work gun are your offhand guns, depending on which day of the week it is. I don't think you really need two EDCs, but it might be important to have a shower gun.
rotinaj
I don’t like to mix and match weekdays and weekends, my weekend gun deserves to have its own dedicated time.
TreasonousCheeto
Don’t forget your business casual gun and evening formal gun.
Astral134
And your makeup gun! https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldHBwdTB2d3lwY3Y4NWw4NHd4emhyd3EwYmxkNXRwNm1yZWNqa2g4NSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l2JeaQtywqaPgyaQM/giphy.mp4