mysocksaredamp
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This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!
Sirquietasfuck
Good memes, thanks!
JonnyMal
Thanks for the solid dump friendo
v1nsai
#17 non MTG players have no idea what is going on here ?
senradbivab
#27 the fork has belt loops for prongs
v1nsai
#4 I live in a big city "socialist hellhole" with public transit & haven't had to worry about maintaining a shitty car in years. Love it ?
kerrigan778
#31 Yeah earthworms don't do that.
CamWeBeFriends
#42 Still packed.
Reinette
Or still not unpacked
mysocksaredamp
Thanks for correcting a meme I've stolen I will let them know
JasonMaggini
My grandma used to paint ceramics. We had a bunch of those jean mugs.
SputterSpark
#11 because we live in that adoooorable studio apartment you insisted on instead of the cheeper 3 room I suggested Becky!
NuggetsForKitty
She probably didn't want to deal with all the cheeping birds.
albaboss
I live in a tiny house with just me and my fiance. It’s lovely
SputterSpark
Same here also love it
asiandelight
When couples are actually in love any house is lovely. When theyre miserable together, doesnt matter how big the house is.
GrumbledukeTheThird
+1 for fucking giraffe.
Larirari
BobbyVegana
You've got a ~friend~ fiend in me
Larirari
"I have been chosen. Goodbye my friends"
TurtIeproof
I still adore Vermin Supreme but I read his actual platform for the first time recently and he's one of those, "let them die" libertarians.
keaoli
You mean the guy with the boot on his head might not have everyones best interests at heart?
phocalpoint
Yeah...but...ponies. I actually liked his run this time, much more focused/serious
twfeline
Franklin: You have the right to lie on your balcony, naked, for an hour each day.
Crafteroon
"Once ze rockets are up who cares where zhey come down, that's not my department, says Wernher von Braun."
SkunkMom
You leave Tibalt alone! He's trying his best!
SpamRisk
I want those Goku scrubs so very much
Onlypostsquestions
#17 I'm a simple man. I see EDH memes, I upvote.
thedeliciousGOD
Came here to comment the same
aniceboulder
Jokes on you I asked for socks this year socks are the best
Runkel
Right? I never got enough socks
Nostradamuswaswrong
New socks fresh out of the dryer on a chilly morning? Sign me the fuck up!
MissPapercut
I keep some on the radiator for that purpose alone.
amp99
betrothedtobacon
You can get them free from some dudes wife if you're starving
Mugendramon
Dumbledore?
aniceboulder
I'll never tell
denniepowers
I love socks. They are perfect gifts. Who doesn't love a fun sock? One size fits all? Sign me up!
highhiedyin
#18 but it’d be a lot cooler if ya did
Probotektor
I need this bat-van. For reasons.
Deathtospam
Goku got a nice ass.
theinternetkeepsmealive
#6 When it's all over
theguywiththevoice
#39 I'm BATVAN
senradbivab
#3 wait what? Is more?
mysocksaredamp
I've stolen it, but check the watermark
FractalB
#37 I somehow just thought of an alien world inhabited by all those abducted cows.
marxopinium
#28 no quacc is honk!
doublenegative24
Wake Me Up: when its all over!!!
CVStp
Re: #37. Did anyone compare the spot pattern of a cow, before and after it has been abducted by aliens?
njessup1992
Maybe the aliens just haven't developed map technology yet
Seethreepeeoh
2020: the year this was a punchline
IsThisUsernameAlright
What about people who are imminently threatening innocent life and there is no other way to deal with the threat? Other than that 100% agree
mouseasw
Yes, that is one of the rare instances where a cop shooting someone is clearly the right thing. No one is arguing against that.
3Davideo
Snooj
What about people eating sandwiches?
kmikl
Nope.
idontknowwhybutihaveahugefetishforredheads
If you're hungry, sure
3Davideo
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
largest armed gang in America
Seethreepeeoh
Not even close: with 4% of words population 45% of small arms are in US - 80% of which owned by 22% of US's gun owning population.
illegalacorn
gun owners aren't a gang
Seethreepeeoh
Yes, thank fuck. But cops aren't supposed to be either
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
but they are. LAPD even has like, legit full on gangs within the dept.
TurtIeproof
What in the hell is wrong with her right and and no I don't mean the lightning.
HiddenSanity
You mean her right to murder people and get away with it because she's the princess of a tyrannical regime?
TurtIeproof
No, dammit, look at her claw hand! She has two fingers and two damn thumbs.
HiddenSanity
Oh, I'm aware, artist is definitely having a bad-hand day there.