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Apparently "shouting something" isn't a thing everywhere. As an example, "I'll shout you a bevvy" = "I'll buy you a beer".
Cheers mates!
Oct 5, 2022 1:20 AM
snoffler
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Apparently "shouting something" isn't a thing everywhere. As an example, "I'll shout you a bevvy" = "I'll buy you a beer".
Cheers mates!
MauroMolinero
2 hours of this two sitting in silence in a cafe while eating copious amounts of food. but slowly. while they say "mhmm" intermittently.
MauroMolinero
and then at the very end after the credits a car crashes through the cafe turns out its the mafia and they killed a little dog. "movie 2"
zeusfdelta
“POPCORN!!!”
MelismaGoodberry
I hardly thought shouting the popcorn meant you’d buy a tub and loudly throw it over the heads of the people sitting in front of you
NorthRex
Fuck it, I'm in.
NickRivieraMD
don't include me in this
Mephane
timidtimeturner
Keanu-"Hey I loved your films and you look fantastic today" Brendan *crying* "That mean so much to me, you are a wonderful person" *Hugs*
Ultratoxic
It should just be the ultimate "feel good" movie where everything just goes perfectly for them both, all movie long
painkiller1968
At least Imgur people would. Since so many seem to love these guys on here.
kbowser
Them just hanging out bullshiting for an hour and a half
ecclectic
I would 100% watch those two sit on a porch drinking and chatting.
Thatguywhodidthething
Just them having lunch, being good dudes.
Clickbot9000
how about they become flatmates when they fall on hard times and team up to defeat their landlord?
Clickbot9000
casting call for the landlord, and the neighbours. And the scriptwriter...
MachinimaMachinima
But they each play eachother, completely ignoring the style differences and proper clothing sizes
Crimx42
They could just live stream their lives, I'd watch them all day
Snooj
It features one of them reading the phone book and the other one doing bicep curls. That's it. Nothing else. Sweeps the Oscars.
drunkbs
Only if Gary Oldman is the villain... or a protagonist... or a tree. Fuck he can play anything.
squillis
John Wick protecting the great grandson of Rick O'Connell from Nazis after discovering an Egyptian god that resurrects pets
autocorrectfailures
Bill and Ted would like a word with all these people who would "go see it"
iDrinkDrano
Did it bomb?
ProgeriaProstitutes
Am I the only one who doesn't watch a movie for the actors who play in it?
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
Imagine if it was produced by Tom Hanks, (and he did a cameo)
RabbitRevenge
They discuss the weather for 1 hour and 48 mins on the big screen.......Movie theaters sold out world wide!
anglafro365
They are more interesting than that. They’d find something to do.
ToSisPoS
THE POPCORN!
slotheroll
1nsertCleverNameHere
XEndeadX
Man, at this point just make something new with even the slightest bit of actual honest heart and I'd watch it. Enough designed by-
XEndeadX
algorithm remakes.
FallingStar7669
Something like 'The Expendables' but instead of action-hero, it's wholesome-hero; bring in Weird Al, Sir David Attenborough... who else?
pennyeater
Based on 'niceness' rapport, Steve Buschemi and Hugh Jackman. also need some women: Jennifer Lawrence, Dolly Parton, Mila Kunis.
AnalFistingPornstarLegendWolverine
LeVar Burton
VashTehStampede
It might be amazing just watching them having fun.
SergeantTerryJeffords
The next big podcast
stayingalive4life
Thekindofkindlyman
Adam Sandler and friends did it twice and those movies did very well
gordy77
Keanu is some legit John Wick on the rifle range
WhatFuckingNameIsntTaken
Just send them to an amusement park and film it, I’d watch it
ladylambi
They can have my money
GhostoftheNorth
And it would win awards.
DoctorNinjah
It's about two old friends moving a couch and talking about life.
SpaceSpeed
It won 8 Oscars that year -
FishAreSUS
It puts out! A silent film. Butt deadly
Vergenbuurg
...including best screenplay.
cheeseguy3412
Get Weird Al, Mark Hammil, Fluke Skywalker to go with Brendan Fraser, and do a feature-length parody of LOTR. /1
cheeseguy3412
Extended edition is a hobbit cooking show that they use to make food for the next leg of the journey. /2
cheeseguy3412
and keanu*
mikenco
Not all awards are positive accolades.
mirrorz
I would love to win a Razzie.
Teasaurus
Only thing I've ever won was a Cootie.
Omnislash9
Should have gotten your shot
Bunhyung
Circle circle, dot dot.....
mikenco
Don't get too carried away, they've both made awful movies.
iDrinkDrano
Only one has made an awful video game though!
Ricobe9
I'm pretty sure neither of them has made a game. Keanu was just included into a game, but he didn't make it
sampojv
Like the new Matrix
saturndragon845772
I think it's let's about their talent and more about the fact they are genuinely good people
ravagefox
Their worst movies were still fun to watch, so I'm not sure what your point is.
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
Feeling Minnesota and chain reaction sucked pretty badly imo
WellThatsOriginal
Thank you
pallyman
Matrix Resuscitated
Klnwltrnk
No one is saying it would be guaranteed to be good, but we'd all go see it.
CharlesTooke
I've never seen a movie either of them have ever made that wasn't worth the price of admission!
Kittynomnoms
I'm glad I didn't pay to see the newest Matrix movie. The best part of the movie was them basically explaining why he's in a new one.
Ricobe9
The first half was good, i think
pete484
You do know that pirating movies is illegal?
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
Keanu's accent in Dracula was just... My god...
RonnieKielbasa
Still love the movie
jscuster
Most people aren’t aware that was a found footage movie. His accent has mellowed in the last 200 years.
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
It makes so much more sense when I realize that was a documentary!
SleeperXib
RonnieKielbasa
I use this as my standard rating scale now
Captain77
Meh. I'd still give it a chance.
Splitlicker
Ever see Knock Knock?
iamthecomet
Oh God. I kept thinking it wasn't going to be exactly what it seemed like it was going to be. And then it was.
iputthefiresout
Wasn't they're some weird contract obligations that got Reeves into that movie?
Chunderchucker
the watcher i thought, could be this one too
Splitlicker
Idk.
Aestos
That we all watched!
MauroMolinero
i watched the house in the lake just because of Keanu.
neospor1n
I think you mean The Lake House, bringing bullock and Keanu back together for the first time since speed
FireSolvesProblems
Exactly! Good or bad it would be fun.
smoochmysnoot
And would watch again
EaNasirIsABastard
I'm sure they have made awful movies almost nobody watched.
TheWhoamater
Name one
EaNasirIsABastard
I was about to say I haven't seen it. But Act of Vengeance, One Step Away, Letting Go.
HasteTheFool
Can't, nobody's watched them.
DeadeicPrints
And yet I cannot think of a single one. Also I doubt they MADE the movies.
FallingStar7669
... I mean, Brendan Fraser's workout routine certainly made 'George of the Jungle'...
battery1979
Babes in Toyland?
PrincessAris
Brendan Fraser: Encino Man. He was fine, but Pauly Shore is weaponized annoying. Why was he ever popular?
Murmull
The 90s.
DeadeicPrints
Yo yo yo. First off he was more than fine, but do not diss the Shoremistro. Encino Man was great thru and thru.
DeadeicPrints
Maestro*
SmashySashimi
Is shouting popcorn a thing?
NotTinyPancakes
whne i went to the movie si opften shouted popcorn i didn't eat it anyway so I didn't mind payign for it
CaffeineEnabler
I just tried it at the shopping centre. People are looking at me.
putadiminuta
It’s frowned upon, but yes
Dawall
If you can slap cook a chicken, you can shout pop a corn.
Jakkerak
This was so randomly hilarious that I ugly snort laughed myself to tears. Now I'm sleepy.
AnotherFailedAttemptAtHumor
Qendou
Wait, your popcorn doesn't scream?
IAmAMammal
Maybe it tastes better when it's scared and confused?
NeoDarkElf
What if it's scolded?
Doobiedo3
POPCORN!!
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Oh dang did someone shout popcorn?
hesbeginningtobelieve
It doesn’t have the juice :(
snoffler
2 popcorn, shared drink, and two movie tickets came to $50+ last time I went. None of our is cheap any more :(
ElRealElGuapo
Concessions are where theaters make their money. They pay to show each movie and the money made in tickets goes to the movie studios
DontLookBackInAnger
I’d shout too
NeoDarkElf
let it all out
snoffler
None of it*
CyBercrook
We're all confused by the phrase "shout the popcorn" those words don't make sense in that order.
SchlappaDaBass
Shout in this context means that OP will pay for it. My shout is similar to saying my round - at a bar.
SchlappaDaBass
Shout in this context means that they will pay for it.
slandr
Where is this slang common? Ive never heard this
DaithiUK
I don't know how common it is but it's used in the UK.
NotTinyPancakes
New Zealand prob aus and the uk
SchlappaDaBass
Australia is where I heard it.
bisonfarts
Can confirm, aussie here, pretty much the only term used
GravyEducation
I could get it in context for a beer but shout me a popcorn would leave me confused
NotTinyPancakes
kiwi here same deal but were like aus lite