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Occationalrickroll
#25
SL18
Solid quality dump! Just like the one I'm doing right now
DildoHaeuptling
Wowee!
niflster
#20 unheal thy..... Horrible font
SOSDD01
To correctly answer the age old question “Which came first, chicken or egg?” The rooster came first, dumbass.
TheSexiestRaccoonEver
#4 Plankton is more like | ( • ) |
knausenstein
Put a penny in a coke and I'll take your mom from behind while she chokes herself
MKUltraMega
BuT wHo LAiD tHe EgG
vashito
jeffy spaghetti that was a good dump
jaylesnar
Es mundus excrementi killed me
alsoAzrael
#23 so mad he didn't write "gravely disappointed."
theimgurappsucksballs
Ain't nobody getting a plumber these days
SaunterVaguelyDownward
I work in HVAC and business is booming.
matchstickmetropolis
Not true! In fact the plumbing industry is booming because of all the wet wipes, paper towels, and socks people are flushing down the toilet
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
Truth. Plumber was at two of my neighbors this week.
burglarsonlarceny
I work at a plumbing distributor. Commercial guys are fine. Service guys are very slow.
curmudgeon64
Historical marker is def fake. No man has ever won an argument with a woman.
geauxirish22
#19 "ICH LIEBE DICH!"
Imakethingsweird
"NO HOMO!"
Zeboku
"KEINE HOMO!"
boiphamet
"Ich habe ein freund"
davidthegoliath
"EIN DREIER IST AUCH GUTT!"
StepRightUp
Schularbeiten rrrrrrraust! (sp?!) is nly thing I remember from two years of German.
FartPoweredPogoStick
bogie41
I may be a sucker but I will always upvote wowee
HamHolster
Baby carrots weren’t invented till 1980’s.
Bonchoman
heavypettingzoo
but ugly little shady carrots have been around forever.
defideli
Also Henrik Ibsen died in 1906. But hey, it's a meme, not dissertation. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
alsoAzrael
That's true, they were modeled after human babies, which were invented in 1976.
yaddiex3
Mass produced baby carrots maybe, but, if you pull up a carrot early, is it not a baby carrot?
cartesianplane
It is, but it makes me curious because usually the prematurely picked little carrots are super sweet and farmers love them.
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cartesianplane
Do they like their carrots thicc
CatsUpvoteTerror
Plants are harvesting our breath.
CVStp
I might consider being religious if Spaghettinity was an option.
defideli
So far this is the closest thing https://www.spaghettimonster.org/
Scieron
Not to be confused with how quickly a plumber will come "in" your house.
keepittogetherfrankforfuxsakes
You had me at baby carrot.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Yep. Thats womans magazine one is right. Also personality test at the end.
FabergeBurrito
How To Tell If Your Husband Is A Lowlife Lying Scumbag Cheater
MissFaery
And horoscopes
Ouroborus
The women's mag is missing the "Look at all these products you need to buy to be tolerable." section
Lurker4815162342
What type of toaster is your love life, or whatnot. Source: wife has those magazines at bathroom, and my phone has bad battery.
spacecowboyein
i don't own a toaster....
SchmidtyC
Well, what type of toaster is your love life?
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
I too am curious.
Lurker4815162342
Stollar Smart Toast,: uto-lift function, "a bit more"- button, creates perfect strudels and twinkies.
Lurker4815162342
... auto-lift... wtf, autocorrect..?
reload2456
To be fair tho none of those are contradictory things. Not everyone needs to or wants to accept who they are but some do
reload2456
And cake recipes can be good for cheat days even if you want to lose weight or you can use it to make other people cake
Lurker4815162342
Cheat-day and self acceptance are a bit mutually exclusive?
reload2456
If you say so. I think you are confusing acceptance with happiness. I accepted my job doesn't mean I'm happy with it.
reload2456
The pay could be better, the benefits could be better, the hours could be better but at the end of the day it pays the bills
Dahnzo
So which came first? The turtle or the egg?
defideli
Egg, dinosaurs reproduced by laying eggs. However that only leads to another question...
Dahnzo
Dinosaur or egg?!
Zeboku
Fish. Fish lays eggs
thezookeeper
I know this is not the case for all egg laying creatures, but it seems that the chicken egg at least needs an adult to incubate it.
Dahnzo
I'm guessing at some point there was a creature like Togepi from pokemon...
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
#2 despite this meme, there's a theory among big fans than in most occasions Stormtroopers were intentionally missing to heard the main /1
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
/2 characters back to the falcon. Esp. in ANH where they explicitly wanted to track it. Personally I wonder why Stomtroopers are singled/2
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
/3 out when they're not any more or less egregious than any action film mook /end
Fastolfe
They missed because tension is needed and they can't kill off the heroes ?♂️
FatBastardVegetarian
Their real enemy was plot armor.
cartesianplane
Not any more egregious? They missed 100% of the time even when point-blank 3 feet away in a hallway
dentd
Maybe because Old Ben explicitly states how precise they are and then we never see any precision from them. I like that theory but it 1/2
dentd
2/2 was definitely used to fill in that logic hole and not originally intended. That's how the Lucas do.