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Aliens?
Edit: sorry, forgot the sauce! https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/23/helicopter-pilot-finds-strange-monolith-in-remote-part-of-utah
Nov 24, 2020 1:05 AM
scurvymoose
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Aliens?
Edit: sorry, forgot the sauce! https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/23/helicopter-pilot-finds-strange-monolith-in-remote-part-of-utah
noimaginationtomakeupwittyname
Yep thought this would have been solved by now
jkwgn
DEADGH057
*The Brethren moons would like to know earth's location*
Applewhite5
Meanwhile the sheep are all smashing bones and stuff. Is it time for the Wooly Rebellion already?
BlueCat1
Fuck off, Cthulhu. Try again next year.
BlueCat1
This just in: apparently Cthulhu fucked off.
CapsLochNess
Thank goodness they didn't fall asleep!
MakerMagpie
"the enormous red r--------nded it."
GazongaGizmo
one of the consistently awesome things about 2020 is seein the board from cabin i. t. woods so often. never gettin tired of apocalypse bingo
BigIrv5151
And how long will it be before this thing becomes a place of pilgramage and worship?
razorgirl1066
They haven't released the location to prevent people from getting lost trying to find it. Utah is pretty darn remote on the Colorado Plateau
justarocknroller
Some bored hippie missed burning man
yallmfsneedjesus
Im going with marker for entrance to secret government base undergeound.
OrangeFlavours
Lol, it's literally just a sheet of aluminum somebody stuck in the ground. On instagram, somebody claims it's a TV show prop 1/
OrangeFlavours
2/2 from "Land of the Lost", and that they left it behind. As good of a reason as any.
shaizina
Thankyou
razorgirl1066
I thought Land Of The Lost was filmed in a studio.
Zhagtin
Welp time to cancel any plans to land on Europa.
ireplysometimes
Its full of stars
borocanuck
5G cancer transmitter.
LicensedToChill007
**AHEM AHEM** COVID transmitter!
HellsHegemony
kwilson25j
thekeyofe
I get the 2001 reference, but is "monolith" really the correct word? "Lith" means "stone," but it's made out of metal.
Telruin
This is interesting. From what I saw, you are right. Both on the name, and It looks like "stone" is a defining feature of monoliths.
MiyagieOne
So noone is talking about the rock turtel and the ghost face in the back?
opillowpants
connor018
kickmyballsrealhard
evolution4407
MsMackPaddyWhack
Thank you.
John20012
You gotta stroke it to make the signal more erect......
AdobewanKenobe
AdobewanKenobe
Video games cause violence...
TauntyMare
It’s the only part of the wall that got built.
sesamesnapsinhalf
Welp. Time to call in the Agents of Shield.
MenloPart
Interns of Shield.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
RIP AoS.
theaxeman
AdelineThatsMeYo
2001 Space Odyssey
clamdriver
Amanda Holepunch? Right?
Nathanyel
I always fall asleep during that movie, and have never seen the sequel. Are the monoliths a good thing or a bad thing?
MyNameIsRichardCS54
Yes. To find out why you should read the book.
AdelineThatsMeYo
Not sure but it shows up right before there is a jump into the future...movie freaked me out
Smartinique
Daisy, daisy....
KillerTofu69
It hurts, Dave...
devolutionary
My mind. I can feel it.
ThighHighsSaveLives
Not gonna lie, seeing the second movie when he is shown to have only been doing his job, and saves them all. hell yes, love hal
MenloPart
The second movie was difficult to watch after reading the book...
StarrBK201
You must construct additional pylons
moriartie
People use helicopters to count sheeps? isnt cheaper to put a gps on them?
coalminersknuckle
The poor guy is just trying to fall asleep. Get off his back the man needs rest.
razorgirl1066
Bighorn sheep. Wild animals. They get counted at least once a year to see how the population is doing. In some remote areas a helicopter is
razorgirl1066
best and there are many remote areas in Utah. Fun fact: Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument was one of the last places to be mapped.
moriartie
Thanks for the info, that explains it
ICBM146
They're counting big horn sheep
Rivenhelpr
Gps wouldn't take new births into account.
RespiratoryRandy
Shee-P-s
FragileDonkey
I'm counting them now..from bed. Zzzzz
jknard
Got to catchum first. In Texas, We use Helicopters to hunt and shoot down Wild Hog
ErectileFunction
GPS is for locating, not counting. If one died you wouldn't know.
tentoncider
we use helicopters to count horses up here cuz its faster and cheaper in rough terrain than going on foot
trapperjohnmd
If it no longer moves its dead.
storebrandproductmascot
False. Source: me for the last 8 months
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
Saaame.
daromander
Or it's really sleepy!!! Or it's stuck and can't get it's horns out of a rock crack
OhNoDontTouch
either way, maybe go check on it?
OhNoDontTouch
dibs on piloting the heli!
Ilikecreativepeople
If location not change for 24 hours mark status dead
Aaronb1138
As if a predator has never eaten the GPS tag. Oh look, it appears to be lagging behind the others!
nis3r
If location contains stomach acid for 2.4 hours mark status dead
MadeYouLookAgain
Well when they do put collars on them they also use a helicopter to chase them then shoot them with "net guns" to trap them.
NapoleonDynOmite
Probably not stressful at all for the sheep /s
MadeYouLookAgain
Well it takes that to understand them better so we can help them repopulate. They're in a tiny percentage of their historic range
thisisjunk
Metal things in deserts. Boats on top of hills. Decorative towers in L.A. Humans do weird things. It's never aliens. (or gods)
ChickenPestoPasta
my money is on Bhaal tbh
cliffjumper83
but what about aliens masquerading as gods? HMMM? To the gate!
Leonon
It's never been aliens...yet.
freckledkink
They've officially confirmed UFO sightings this year. The government has. Twice. Who knows what's going to happen!
apostlepk
Until it is
AMBM2
Boats on top of hills? What’s the reference?
2too
Crop circles.
ReconfigureTheCitrus
It's never aliens until it's aliens. It most certainly isn't in this case, but one day it could be.
TK421isAFK
Wasn't there some guy that was putting these things out in random deserts around the US about 30-40 years ago? I don't think this is new.
razorgirl1066
Michael Heizer?
TK421isAFK
That sounds right.
MrCoolWhip
Yeah my vote was some dude on LSD finding himself in the desert
Gonz000
The airforce literally admitted to ufos this year. This is sensationalism literally gone backwards
Gonz000
Seriously, google "air force admits ufos". Look at the sites reporting the story. We've had such a shit year, we literally all missed it.
RedFlameGamer
UFO confirmed doesn't mean aliens necessarily. Frankly, I assume all UFO's are just classified/experimental aircraft or foreign incursions.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Bro the reptilians did this don’t be a buzz kill
pjm82
Totally, I'm all in. Did you read the article? It even has a picture! I believe in this now
amop
The reptilians were here first, they’re not aliens
TemporaryJesusSauce
I knew a guy who would build weird shit out of wood in the middle of national parks in Tasmania. It's just a bored local hoping to mess with
TemporaryJesusSauce
the head of at least one person lucky enough to stumble across it. Either that or it's orchestrated by some gov dept. to drum up interest
TemporaryJesusSauce
I can't help but notice they're purposefully leaving out coordinates.
razorgirl1066
Because they don't want people to get lost trying to find it. The Colorado Plateau of Utah is a very very empty area, especially when you
razorgirl1066
leave any major roads. One dirt road in Capital Reef NP has warnings to be prepared to wait a day or two if something happens to your car.
TemporaryJesusSauce
They don't want people to get lost trying to find it, so they ensure that if anyone does try and find it they'll be definitely getting lost.
CentaurForDiseaseControl
Sounds more like burning man than war of the worlds
8753
That's something an alien would say...
thisisjunk
Maybe I am an alien. A boring, divorced, overweight, middle-aged alien. There are dozens of us. DOZENS!
sumowoman
Watch out. There are still people out there looking to flap them alien cheeks.
thisisjunk
Coincidentally, I also don't do any of the following: crop circles, cattle mutilation, buzz fighter jets, build pyramids, abduct humans.
Malaphorium
Bit defensive there bud... *squints*
tylercutebiker
Wait, so no butt stuff? Boo. Boo I say!
thisisjunk
Involuntary butt stuff isn't cool.
charlietrundlethegreat
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
JollyRogarrgh
That dude counting sheep from a heli kinda sus
volcanoduck
The seventh seal of the 7th gate has been discovered. Soon the thing will happen
jknard
Like Joe Biden tried to say... "You know!The Thing"
FromTheBeyond
“Will you die for him?!”
SirBillington
Good to know Karesh
BruceJi
Haha, Zhu-Li, do the thing!
IAmBacchusSoLetsAllParty
theleftmostpotato
*gasps* I'll finally be happy?
volcanoduck
Don't get greedy
razorgirl1066
Sauce: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/23/helicopter-pilot-finds-strange-monolith-in-remote-part-of-utah
Friedbutthole0
Hey stupid its source, not sauce...dont be a ratard
razorgirl1066
You must be new to Imgur.
Friedbutthole0
New or not, doesn't justify the lack of respect you have for traditional grammar, damned zoomer.
razorgirl1066
I must also applaud you on your excellent way of spelling the r-word. Great job!
Friedbutthole0
Glad you understood that. And thank you for the applause.
razorgirl1066
I apologize for not speaking troll.
Friedbutthole0
No need to speak it, if you are entertaining it