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That's just showing-off!
https://youtu.be/B9oVlS-qNUk
Nov 3, 2022 3:57 PM
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https://youtu.be/B9oVlS-qNUk
fraxinusoleaceae
I give it an eh plus.
goflyblind
TCGView
That's how you make sure EVERYONE sees your glorious ass.
Blakeadelic
This guy fucks, eh?
TheDaharMaster
gablestout
mrputter
Up?
Munchman347
What's the weird looking stick for?
Yakeshinu
RowanUnderwood
Savegeone007
EBlade19889
That's Canada's ass
LinguisticBitch
We're a different breed here up in Canada. That's why the best sniper is Canadian.
keyboardarsonist
Best known *
TheTrueKingoftheCats
As a Canadian, I never understood our people's love of sliding rocks on ice... but you go your magnificent bastard.
OriginalSyn
He definitely engaged ads there
XRay0976
I FUCKEN love curling!!
f8al
I played in a bonspiel in march at Mankato curling club. We had a small tourney after everyone was drunk doing this. Its harder than looks
finstad4
Well it's Mankato so yeah. I went to college there
sprayfartmaster
Mavs! Show your horns baby! ??
Scottyswans
Literally curling
Dolphinstrangler
He stole that move from Jeff Stoughton. Winnipeg curling legend
ImGettinSatisfied
What’s that stick he’s holding?
darthstormer
Wulph421
Canada national team
ButteryBiscuitBass
This so so well done!
pennarsson
I saw this gif a hundred times, but never thought about where the handle goes when he hops on.
CarlottaVonSprockett
Betweenst his butt cheeks
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Up his beaver
VulpesIncendium
eppykaze
2015, doesn't seem that long since I saw this on tv
oldandfat
revenantape
And their women folk slap the boards in excitement, as is tradition
BuckDitkis
That's as cool as curling gets folks.
snixsys
BlackCloverDemon
Just looks like a bunch of dads having a good time away from home. Lol
c8hart
Most Canadian thing I've seen all week
Preshka
Canadian? Canadian.
NOYLL
Dang dude, save some pussy for the rest of us
OliverClothesoff70
I don't think he's gonna.
DemSumBigAssRidges
Did you see the crowd? It's too late for us...
phunkiejunkie
They don't just curl stones; they also curl toes.
lewdev
AvitusNox
It’s only served cold; you made your choice already.
tigerspacecreator
@BotDrawA curling sniper
BotDrawA
@tigerspacecreator Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "curling sniper, Dreamworks crepuscular
BotDrawA
@tigerspacecreator Here's your drawing of a "curling sniper"
woozle
....can we all just admit that's a weird sport?
Noahbalboa82
Game. Not sport
UserNamesArentEasy
You spelled awesome wrong.
LaredoVox
Im canadian and i think its weird
DrDred
All sports are weird. This just happens to be one of the weirdest.
ToasterDent
Australian Dick Wrestling is weirder
RideTheStimutacs
It's just bocce on ice instead of grass.
Wasnbo
I'd rather have weird sports than high-impact injury-making sports.
covideokilledtheradiostar
Most sports are weird on some level.
exbenedict
*All. FTFY
nickmuj
I played one that needed me to shoot balls at the guy
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Just one?
DarthPiette
There's a curling center with an attached bar down the block from me. A popular place.
OregonFlyer
like a bunch of drunk dudes got caught doing something weird so they claimed it was this new game and they just ran with it.
Subtilico
More of a game than a sport actually.
PacManDreaming
Shuffleboard on ice. That usually gets the curling fans hot under the collar.
Subtilico
Yeah, what's next? DnD becoming an Olympic sport?
StandingOutsideABrokenPhoneBoothWithMoneyInMyHand
You think every country that participates will be able to get everyone together for the full two weeks?
LordOfTheFattys
Agreed, but I think people get numb to how weird their favorite sports can be.
Sensiblyinteresting
I can't believe this is in the Olympics but they got rid of tub of war
gotigs
I think it's because the tubs got too full of dead bodies.
Manakini
We're all ready to admit that your mom gives lousy head.
Jackwad
we drink between shots, its fun.
BlackDeku
Just a bunch of dads internationally competing against each other with their wives cheering. Absolutely normal
lemmesmashplease
LiterallyNothingAvailable
So weird but I fucking love it.
PeeterGrant
If you're not going to sweat, risk injury or at least exert yourself in some way, how is it a sport?
RideTheStimutacs
Ah yes, the true metric of sport: how much you can fuck up your body
JuanaRIP
Does that mean golf isn’t a sport? Bowling?
Morpheaus
So you don't know shit about this sport and you're happy to inform everyone of your ignorance? Kay.
eldooterino
Curled once. Sweeping is mad cardio. And sliding the stone requires flexibility lost by the average middle aged person. Harder than it looks
ropetopus
You think curling doesn’t involve all three of those things?
covideokilledtheradiostar
Weird definition of sport.
exbenedict
They peaked in high school playing football and are bitter that they can’t hold on to their glory days.
Neednoggle
I actually LOVE watching curling. No joke
WolfRamX4
It's unusual, certainly. As are many. Ironically it's one of the few I find engaging to watch.
Grandolddrummer
Cyrakhis
Sure. It's still fun.
jrredneck
bananaphonepazoozeratz
It is way harder than it looks.
parabolic000
It's from Scotland, home of "throw a fucking tree" and "let's mince a sheep and stuff it into itself."
cheeseplate1971
I love haggis and blood pudding.
afgncap
I never ate haggis but it looks delicious
bshodokai
Also 'lift these 2 big rocks', 'throw some hay really high which a pick fork', 'throw this rock over your head as high as possible'
ifindthingsinteresting
As a Canadian, I find that sport crazy fun to watch.
squirrelgirl86
To be fair, most cultures came up with the same thing, just with pigs. Haggus really isn't much more than a giant sausage.
manyslayer
You misspelled "the best".
putcleverusernamehere
(Laughs in two man bobsled)
DreamingOfTacos
/skeleton driver cackles
jrredneck
(Howls in monobob)
NotSomoneElse68
Anyone know why he slid it that way as opposed to the way I normally see it done?
TheCrochetedSunflower
.
ShadeWilson2
Style points.
Syrpynt
the clockwise S P I N
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Describe any sport in a way that doesn't make it sound weird. We'll wait
KiwiGameDev
Sheer sheep as fast as you can. A perfectly normal, rational activity that everyone can enjoy
Splosions
What if we ran onto this dangerous ice. Ok what if we chased this flat rock around with sticks. Strap some knives to your feet and I'm in
GrandPubabofMoldistan
You don't want to be the one in the middle as other people throw stuff all over you and you try to catch it- monkey in the middle
ChefHannibal
Run from point A to B faster than the other people.
Grootemoeite
Throw stick far, farthest throw wins
RideTheStimutacs
"I bet I can throw this thing farther than anyone else." (discus, hammer, javelin)
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Drunk people running after a plastic disc.
pip1
"It's about running very fast."
ggsbassist
Lifting heavy things and setting them back down.
jesuisgur
Climb on that steep rock so that the lion/monkey can't follow you. Enjoy the view up top.
KingMCG
Men on horseback toss a goat carcass in a basket for points. Buzkashi is the name of this sport…
JaimeLannistersRightHand
Uzbekistan?
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Sounded interesting, decided to google for more info but autocorrect... knows what I like so now I'm doing something else.
secondtalon
Baking baklava?
LordOfTheFattys
"Put this ball between those posts, can't use your hands." "Put this ball in that hole."
Sirius04
"Put this ball in the hole.. But you can't carry it.. or kick it. Just smack it around til you get a good shot. Also the hole is 10' high"
LordOfTheFattys
that's a bad example lol
houpbajoup
"That guy can smash into you if you have the puck. If he does it too hard, though, you can punch him right in his face and not be arrested."
Sigge1981
tastelesstastyfreeze
Punch each other until one of you can't anymore
Closetnuzzlepuzzla
...y'know, for fun.
ConfederacyOfDunces
Monopoly?
MetalGreymon
Uno
lucasmacdonald81101
No no he's describing Guess Who
Housemaster
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
they're all weird sports Bront
tabdelineated
I'd like to see an xkcd style chart on sort weirdness Vs popularity. Baseball (mid weird, high pop), water polo (high weird, low pop)... Etc
beoluves
Someone contact the guy.
emenelopee
Be the xkcd style chart you want to see in the world.
secondtalon
Baseball's weirder than water polo. Water polo's just soccer in a pool. Baseball's like "This one person vs an entire fuckin' team"
secondtalon
And the one person then becomes a cog that can't really do much unless the next person also wins, unless they "steal" except only sometimes?
Joeybats890
I was thinking how the “one person” was the pitcher…
SpiteLip
groupies for comedians are called chucklefuckers, hockey has puck bunnies, what's a curling groupie called?
nygreenguy
Curly cucks?
JaniBFierce
Rare?
finstad4
nonickname23
Broom babes. Or sweeping sweeties.
SherMattLockSmith
imaginary
Brightamethyst
Baby broomer
drduffer
Rockettes.
toodrunktoeatthischicken
Dad
Snograt
Stone boners.
ToolyCanuck87
My mother.
NMGMarques
woodstock50042
Scrubbers.
ilovebigmutts
Grandma.
JayEnfield
Hogline Honies
Munchman347
Moe, Larry and Curlies'...
Dreigiau
Stoners? no, A Rock Band? Geologists? hmm...
FeelingButter
The Hurry Harlets
DaBaiMa
Imaginary
wooololololo
Curling cuddlers
jriley154
Do you mean puck fucks?? - Puck her in the five hole
Maaatth
Scandinavians?
IGotLordVoldemortsNose
CurlingTangs?
CAustinC0x
Shannon Elizabeth?
MosquitoHawker
Curdler
CraftyGiant
StoneSluts
Zobbie
You left out a "d"...or perhaps the only "d", poor curdler, heh
finstad4
That implies the existence of WaterSluts, AirSluts, and FireSluts
amdkenobi
But all of them were deceived for another slut was made...
CraftyGiant
As an employee of Burningman I can confirm the existence of all three.
TyrannosaursInF14s
And maybe some rarer forms, such as BloodSluts and ElectroSluts.
finstad4
But that all changed when the FireSlut Nation attacked.
FloodingWaters
Yeah but where, where did they attack? So i can avoid it.
generalsplayingrisk
Those are for swimming, skydiving, and Guy Fieri, respectively.
CraftyGiant
As OP has pointed out you mistook fire sluts for flavorsluts. Siresluts can be located at Burningman.
finstad4
You are mistaken for FlavorSluts