I can’t take a compliment

Feb 1, 2019 8:37 PM

And yet if you say that to her it's sexual harassment

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Are you single, is she? If not, don't worry about it. If the answer is yes to both, then it's a trap.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This happens to most guys so seldomly that our first assumption is it's some kind of trick or tease.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I’ve been married for 10 years, I’m still waiting for my wife to yell “syke” and leave me.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

sexual harassment done right

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So would you say that her sexual advances have made you uncomfortable in your workplace?

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Nothing like the feeling of an unsolicited compliment!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unlike every other day

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Well, you can work on that. Taking compliments isn't hard.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

“Thanks, I dressed myself today!”

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Next time scream back "IF YOU REALLY MEANT THAT YOU'D HAVE SEX WITH ME TO PROVE IT."

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In my mind she said

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MeToo!!

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