TheChunguskaEvent
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Jan 2, 2024 1:25 AM
TheChunguskaEvent
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FosterMomForKittens
Crap! It’s also my 50th high school reunion year. It was the best of times, was the worst of times. Nixon got impeached and resigned, got to watch Blazing Saddles at the movies in all its glory.
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
Comet260
Episode 9F16 "The Front".
TheEvenPrez
We're old, peeps
Joxster
Wait....homer is only a year older than me?
Glingolus
Wow. This hit hard. Marge and Homer are somewhere around 68 right now. Bart and lisa probably are between 40-50. Böowing my mind.
MusicPenguin
We are old.
Glitchoff
rhitard
Hello, Dondelinger.
1nsertCleverNameHere
Will Homer still win “Most Improved Odor “ award?
Esch2
No, the inanimate carbon rod won that one.
Wasnbo
Looking at my own folks... yeah, they look a bit like that.
LutraLazuli
I doubt I'll even see any class reunion cause my high school was ass
AvidLebon
Me either. Buuut honestly if those people were worth seeing it wouldn't take a hs reunion for any of them to reach out.
DadThoughts
They are or are going to be 68 years old?
BigIdeas
Simpsons are on a sliding timeline. A modern era Simpsons episode showed Homer in high school doing a play about Y2k.
ThatQuietlySmirking
I was in high school at Y2K. Fuuuuck.
Paireon
Remember when in an early season Homer was busy playing the guitar (badly) so he missed the live moon landing of Apollo XII? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Kats8652
He was listening to the "yummy yummy I got love in my tummy song" a flashback triggered by Lisa in a discussion about watching the Ichy and Scratchy movie.
AmazingA
Somehow I caught that episode. It blew my mind. I was Bart's age when season 1 came out. Now they are telling me I am older than Homer? WTF?!
vnqx
His age has varied from 34-40 depending on the episode...but that's a rough 34.
StewedTomaters
I know everyone was like "oh no, Homer was THIRTY-FOUR??" But the point is that he's a fucked-out 34. Who has a job, a house he probably can't afford, a wife, and 2.5 kids.
JarJarBinksKisser
genepoolboy
Is this why he acts differently now compared to first seasons?
StewedTomaters
Different writers
Sunflier
joeyecho101
@TheChunguskaEvent I don't like your tone
SwampGypsy
I'm 🎶 sure 🎶 you 🎶are 🎶. How was that?
ThatDudeRich
What about the cut of his jib?
Toffeeaccident
Whats a jib?
rhitard
Ha ha! Promote that man.
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FallingStar7669
He's been pulling in nuclear power plant money for 30+ years. Also we know Marge takes care of the finances.
UnicornSausage
So Marge has a huge gambling habit?
StopCallingMeIAmNotYourBrother
He took out a mortgage for it in 1975 for the total value of the house ($15,000) and still owes $45,000. That's how mortgages work.
SebastianCrab
That's just it, he is supposed to be in his 30's or 40's. So that timeline doesn't make sense anymore.
jackal12345
Haven't watched the show in forever, is Abe Simpson still alive?
TallestMuse
TIL I am the same age! My 50th is this year! Oh, God! My 50th HS reunion is THIS year. Well, I just survived a double bypass heart operation Dec. 5th. So, I got that going for me!
wurth
Is your house okay? Did you bring your towel?
letspoopandbrowse
Which was the style at the time.
rubberbear
I hope you're recovering well and getting lots of love and support!!
polarpurple
Here's some good news for you: My dad is just a few years older than you and had a double bypass back in like '95 - he's still kicking and long term survival after CABG has dramatically improved since the time of his surgery, so if you've made it this far you're lookin' real good.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Because of the floating timeline, as of today, Homer is born 11 years after his high school graduation.
trikucian
Congratulations on the successful surgery! Keep up the healthy habits and hopefully you’ll have many more years ❤️. Even my grandma managed 15 more years after her quadruple bypass in her 70s, definitely doable
imgary
How do you think I feel realizing I’m a year older than Homer? Looking at that pic, it ain’t good!
MoonBoots92
Congrats!!!
MrsConnorMcManus
hope you’re doing well!
logicalawesomeness
I hear yoga can help, good luck!
autmed
discostewsm
But this never ends.
InnocentIntentionsTurnedBad
A tormented yellow cyclone of despair and agony the simpsons live in. A time capsule of torture and neverending pain children and adults never aging unless they get to feel and be liberated in tiny segments of the future before getting pulled back to their sadistic routines of remorse and cruelties. As they regret their decision not being squished into mustard and be loved as a condiment but chose fame and money instead. Such shame
SecretAgentSuperBooger
kazulveronath
Gutpilegutezeit
MisterBrahanovich
Drunkncook
Space balls the comment, ? I think I fucked it up
Geekyre
https://images.app.goo.gl/Lj4hQ5jAFEbKtr6i8
AllAnusMorissette
Is that a plunger on your head?
theszapira1337
Which was the style at the time
Rhythmaster
Or are you just happy to see me?
c64masterrace
mckjm2
DOH!
theGrumptastic
As is tradition