PyroDragon
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I just realized/was informed in 2023 that I am actually bisexual. (I had just turned 39)
Apparently, guys that are actually straight don't have a list of "just a couple of dudes they'd definitely fuck"
I am here for all of you.
I will fight for your rights, because they are OUR rights. Everyone's.
I will support you all no matter the consequences to myself.
It does, tho
To get who? That TERF, Rowling?
lesbiabs
STAY TUNED!
I'll be releasing more MeeMays back into the wild *every other* Monday-Friday around 11:30 am, GMT-5, in my ""I'm not actually removing these from my phone, I just wanted to share them so that I could feel some sort of connection in this dismal world" Dumps"
Or use Imgur's "Follow" Feature, which will alert you either when I post or when I go Viral.
If you wish to chat, I'm frequently in ElbowDeepInAHorse and PotatoCheesMonk's Discord Servers between the hours of 7pm and 1am GMT-5 during the week, and at unpredictable but frequent times Saturdays and Sundays.
These are both VERY safe places for LGBTQIA+ people, if you need a community, please stop in!
AbbiiStabbii's server is also amazing, *especially* safe for Trans folk.
Sounds gay, I'm in
No. No they will not.
This isn't fat-shaming, btw, it's gluttony-shaming.
Some bodies get big no matter what you do.
Others get big because you do everything to excess.
ACAB
Unfortunately, it's going to happen again unless we stop them
My sister is a married lesbian and did not have an epic wedding like this.
I'm at least 2 of these
That's actually pretty fuckin rad, tho
It's actually the beginning of June, but whatever
Ope. How'd this get in here?
Are bugs gay?
31 now
HELL YEAH!
If necessary, absolutely
This is my newly commissioned Signature Image, by Dark Arts Studios.
He's no longer on The Imgurs, I met him on ElbowDeepInAHorse's Discord Server.
Here's where you can see his work:
https://twitter.com/Anubis23342060
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/thed4rk1ord/
https://tailsofthegods.com/
https://dark-arts.itch.io/
FUN TIP / LIFE FACT / PRO HACK
I upvote 90% - 99% of positive or neutral comments on my posts, as well as ≈50% of negative ones
Archive Of Previous Dumps:
Vols 1-300: https://imgur.com/a/vAfF9Wz
Vols 301+ : https://imgur.com/a/oDakPaq
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fallswinkingtothefloor
#30 I'm from Yorkshire, I'm an ee male, hahahaha kill me
FaerieWalnut
#19 The whole point of the phrase "trying for a baby" is to discuss the intention to bring a life into the world while glossing over the sex act required. There's no double standard here.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#15 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlYWIyNXozMnlvdmRoYnoyb202cGphaHIyNGFyYjdhNjcza2xzZnlhcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/S6qkS0ETvel6EZat45/giphy.mp4
MayMayz4DayzYo
#11 You’re god damn right she is! https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlemM1dWwzMDVleGZ3NDRlaDMwZm1oMDhjdnY5NXJuZmJyODFldnJ2ciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/fV5VkT7s8jZ12yCMZz/giphy.mp4
lddiaz
FREE
DAD
HUGS
I am a dad and I love and accept exactly who you are. I never have had any doubt about this.
OKSasquatch
Also a dad, I got all the "you got this, champ" and "I'm proud of you" high-fives you'll ever need.
Sageypie
#26 man, stuff like this makes me question my own gender identity, because I'm a cis guy, and I want fuck all yo do with something like this. But apparently I'm supposed to be into it? Like, shit, if I'm not into this in the slightest, what does that mean for me? That I don't need some kind of affirmation, or us it something more? Maybe I should rail/be railed by Pedro Pascal about it, that'll help me figure things out.
FaerieWalnut
Gender's all made up. At the end of the day being male means what you accept it to mean. You can be a man who hates this, or maybe this is the start of a journey that helps you question whether the label was actually a good fit. Though if this is your *only* contention with masculinity, you're probably pretty comfortable just not liking the soap. There's no man on earth or heaven, or hell, that fits every version of masculinity.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#5 https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZmo5ZWJ6OWhvcW51dnRqZnhuajBhanV6OHFvMGFhb29qanNsZHl1OSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl/giphy.mp4
Arenlor
#7 We also made up the idea of pennies.
PyroDragon
Do you mean penises?
frankengun
#5 We I to aren't get all his her
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
#34 Notice how it's crooked? You know, not straight.
dopaminelever
#36 artist is Dross. Yes. There are many others like this. You’re welcome :)
xizar
Maybe not gucci bags, but imelda marcos is well known for the number of shoes she had.
Howlingowl
stupidlystupendous
#46 I'm pretty sure they would fix me. Anybody look like this hmu
SarcasticComment
#1 what if the bisexual in your life is very much a goblin?
PyroDragon
Most of us are.
fractalsphere
#15 it's not about overeating! "gluttony" was originally described as hoarding more than you need. Village full of hungry or underfed people? That silo of grain isn't yours to hold on to, it's to be shared. If you have fire, and someone is cold, you share it, don't keep them away.
arthlvias
Don't forget that not all translations/versions of the bible have that same sex speech in Gen 19:5.
Also don't forget that the same Gen 19 preaches about incest in Gen 19:30-36.
DaymanAhAAAAah
#10 I’m here for all of it.
eathotdog
#48 so conservatives seem prepared to destroy the country rather than share it with queers.
benadrylbumblebutt
#31 fun fact, autistic people are more likely to identity within LGBTQIA+ than allistic people. Maybe that’s how that ended up in there
benadrylbumblebutt
So in conclusion, as an answer to your questions, bugs may very well be gay https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlNWM5OTdtNmZvdnR6dHhtbml1YzA3Nnl4Z2szeGtvd3JhcHNndGh0OSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/iXTrbbYMQBCMM/giphy.mp4
3Davideo
Hypothesis: underlying incidence rates are in fact entirely uncorrelated; instead, higher degrees of introspection and refusal to accept "because I said so" arguments lead to higher rates of self-realization and refusal to submit to conformity.
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
As an autistic gay man, pretty much this. I just don't care about societal standards and do my own thing regardless of what people think.
AlexanderElcazorro
#1 Erm. I'll have you know, all bisexuals glow, all the time. At least they have when I've been around.
PyroDragon
Are you a goblin?
AlexanderElcazorro
"Could a goblin do this?" Spends all their money on click-clacky shiny rocks, a.k.a dice.
PyroDragon
Well, that is like the main thing that goblins do, so yes?
MyPowerLiesInMyBookshelf
Congrats on coming out, @OP
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
#1 #1 I found out at 42. When I came out to various people EVERY SINGLE ONE of them was like, "we thought you knew???"
EVEN A FRIEND'S MOTHER, WHO I HAVE NEVER EVEN MET!
JohnBluehill
Hello fellow later-in-life-r! 41 here. Only had that reaction from one friend myself 😅
FoxyEllie
I remember being just as surprised when I came out as trans and every single response was "I'm not surprised". Even my conservative christian mother who had no real education on the topic.
cryborg
#4 As a cyborg who cries sometimes, I'm down.
RevRagnarok
eathotdog
Idk queer people on your pole is pretty gay bro
psugab
RevRagnarok
RevolutionOnHerLips
I saw someone say pride isn't about celebrating sexuality, it's about survival. I can't really argue with it, but I know when I go every year, I'm so proud of everyone for being who they are, in the face of adversity. I love them (you) all and I never feel like I belong as much anywhere else.
cdspace
Remember, Pride started with a riot
SonderingStrike
And we'll need a few more if we want it to survive.
pocsaclypse
Kittynomnoms
KiwiGameDev
Hey, I respect the honesty.
reverendfixxxer
So, tell me about the strip steak.
Maultasche
MyHuskyAteMySandwichAgain
I don't think I need a spine, anyways.
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
How about a rump steak Outback?
Zalm
You got any "bloomin onions"
Level21Magikarp
Ataash
Ah, I have scoliosis. So about that strip steak?
Feonir44
Do it, it's just holding my back.
houghten
#26 soap is so easy to shape, I'm surprised most of what you can buy is just boring bars. When I was little I had a soap shaped like Thunderbird 4. That was fucking awesome. I should look into livening up my bathroom like that again.
mikeatike
I don't have any bar soap in my house, just various types of liquid soap.
I should get some decorative bar soap that looks like something that isn't soap just to fuck with visitors.
ISarabi
Three seashells?
mikeatike
I don't want anyone sticking my soap bars up their ass.
scrumby
Weird shapes are harder to mass produce consistently and ship. Boutique batch soap makers go fucking wild, though.
PwnageHobo
Right? If your soap is individually packaged in boxes, rectangular prisms are the optimal shape. When you factor in ergonomics, the typical soap bar dimensions are right where they need to be
aslum
i love that it's in a gentle nest of paper strips to keep it from getting damaged in transit.
EntropyReign
I bought sculpted soap from an etsy called bath sabbath (they do heavy metal themed stuff) and it was medusa, was pretty cool
zimirken
I like bolts, that soap is neat.
3Davideo
Most of the soap I buy is outright liquid. I hate bar soap.
PyroDragon
So you prefer it soft, not hard?
houghten
This is also valid.
HeAmbledVaguelyEastwards
#26 That bolt-shaped soap looks pretty phallic...
DigitalDruid255
Then just rub those nuts on yourself until you get a good lather.
SonderingStrike
Rubbing your nuts until you lather?
DigitalDruid255
It's soap, made to look like nuts and bolts.
Therefore, if you rub it(with water), you make suds(lather, bubbles, etc).
It was a play on words with multiple meanings.
HeAmbledVaguelyEastwards
It was a Punne, or a Play On Words.
flipj
#24 3 out of 4 is pretty good.
PyroDragon
There's 5 things listed
mikeatike
You heard them.
flipj
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rovylern
5/7... a perfect score!
flipj
THE BEST POSSIBLE SCORE!!!! What a day.
toolzgalore2
#5 to get who?
psugab
HER!
TheWojoPL
The TERF Queen herself
CptTacolicious
The power of voodoo
ITJohan
Who do?
CptTacolicious
You do!
LoopStricken
Do what?
ladyfirewitch9000
Who do?
CptTacolicious
You do!
LoopStricken
Do what?
PyroDragon
Remind me of the babe!