The 514th vol. of "I'm not actually removing these from my phone, I just wanted to share them so I could feel some sort of connection in this dismal world" Dumps - Pride Month 2025 ep 4

Jun 5, 2025 4:44 PM

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I'm also a Subaru owner, does that make me a lesbian?

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#2 When I bought my 2006 Forester I was filling out the paperwork, typical tedious dealership crap...and then the sales guy comes out with my new license plate beginning with "LZB". I nearly laughed up a lung.

I'm a straight Jewish dude so I call my car "The Jewbaru," but my LGBT friends call it "The Lesbaru" and think my license plate is hilarious and insist I hang on to it.

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#4 I don't know if this is "It went so well we're moving in together and we got a pet squirrel" or, "it went so badly she's moving to New Jersey with her new partner, who is a squirrel."

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You think that cat is a squirrel? Is the cat a furry or something?

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#18 that looks like an AT4. You should probably use something designed for aircraft, just to make life easier for yourself. Life's hard enough already right?

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If an AT4 is all you got though...

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One of the most important things about being a parent is pushing back on everything society is telling your kids they’re supposed to be.

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#3 v

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#46 I drove past Town Hall yesterday and they have a Pride flag with the Star of David on it and I'm a little confused about what their messaging is.

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Jewish LGBT. Not all jews are Zionists.

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#9 bring them back

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#31 Shame they DIDNT FUCKING VOTE.

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Or maybe they did, and their votes were un/mis counted.

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#47 I love this shirt, I bought a copy, and I wear it to work once a week, usually with my dress shirt unbuttoned so everyone can see it.

If you too are a large straight white man, I recommend you do the same.

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Where did you get it?

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Amazon, at least. Just search the words on the shirt.

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#41 💖

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#30 most pan people I know tend to avoid discos though.

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That's why they're panicking.

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#46

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#47

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#8 Woo! My meme in a lesbian dump!

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‘Tis a fine meme

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lol Beaver buddies. I'm using that from now on

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Damsels

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Oh my God, they were roommates!

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#1

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Is that altered or something from an actual comic?

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#15 "Flagging" means to accidentally point a firearm or other projectile weapon at a person. Please support the pride flag, and please do *not* flag people with your shotgun.

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I thought a group of pan people was called a Disco.

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wrong, a group of trans women is a catgirl commune.

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I thought it was an IT department.

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#33 And one hydrogen atom

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Four hydrogen atoms, but yes.

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The hydrogen on the ring is what I was talking about. You fuck off that carbon like the caption and the other 3 H go with it. And I knew someone would make your comment because we chemists are like that

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I loved my organic chemistry class. :D

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Huh, I knew they were pretty closely related, but I'd never considered that the molecular structure would be THAT close

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Yeah they both belong to a broader category of steroid hormones. For example, here's cholesterol:

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#30 Panic! At the disco?

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#2 The Subaru/Lesbian thing actually has a pretty amusing (and strangely wholesome, as car manufacturers go) background. The "Open secret" section is some genius marketing. https://priceonomics.com/how-an-ad-campaign-made-lesbians-fall-in-love-with/

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Haters: I’ll never buy a Soobaroo again
Subaru: (checks notes) What do you mean “again”?

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#2 My gf with her ex-husband was having issues conceiving so they weighed IVF as an alternative, and she ended up becoming really good friends with a lot of lesbians on-line going through IVF. Anyway, a few years ago we went out to dinner with some of her lesbian friends and their kids. Lovely people. Point being, not only did they drive a Subaru, one of her friends was a manager at a Subaru dealership. I know it's a stereotype, but come on... right on the nose. :-)

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My sister and her wife have a Subaru (or used to, maybe they have a new vehicle). And one of my best friends is gay he and his husband have/had a Subaru. And of course both my sister and best friend love going to state/national parks and camping.

I sometimes give them crap, but mostly have to fight the urge b/c I don't want to make fun of stereotypes.

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Subaru America actively targeted ads at them that's why. https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/06/how-subarus-came-to-be-seen-as-cars-for-lesbians/488042/

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Fascinating. My gf named her Subaru Olive (cus it's green). :-)

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Targeted ads *after* they realized it was already a trend. They were an early ally and we don’t forget that stuff. Also they are just… really practical cars.

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One of the reasons I want a Subaru, even as a cis male

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I am on Shiberu number 3.
I love my car.

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It will never stop being funny how many people think the original image in #20 was created as social commentary when it’s actually just transformation fetish porn

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wat

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Well it doesn't help that it broke containment and got widely used for social commentary anyways

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#11 A single one-gram nugget of yellow cake uranium (with or without chocolate frosting!) contains enough calories to feed you for the rest of your life.

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LD50 for uranium is around 5 grams.

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Is it? I looked for data on the toxicity of ingested uranium before I made my snarky post, and everything I saw said it was closer to 50mg for near lethal kidney damage, and 114 milligrams per kg of body weight discounting kidney damage. I didn't do the math beyond that.https://www.aatbio.com/resources/toxicity-lethality-median-dose-td50-ld50/uranium

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Ah here we go, thresholds are 500mg for ld50 and 2,500mg for ld100. With a source! https://www.nrc.gov/docs/ML0900/ML090070576.pdf

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Also, if you're ever very very cold, you can set yourself on fire and it will keep you warm for the rest of your life.

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Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire...

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#7 Upvote teeny tiny space lesbian catgirl.

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#12 see, the issue is straight women spend all their time on the Yaoi ships. Which, should mean, that it’s the job of straight men to handle the Yuri ships. But due to generational misinformation and poor education of the feminine persuasion, the modern man is incapable at best or outright damning at worst. Were not holding up our end of the bargain

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#6 LesbOS - the fucking name of the fucking island this term originates from!
Such wasted potential!

I'm out.
I can't work like this.
Someone gimme ice cream.

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I thought Lesbian as a distro based on Debian was pretty good... :(

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I thought the original joke was for trans women, because a brand if estrogen has the same box.

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That is pretty impressive coincidence, although I'm fairly confident that's all it is. The Debian logo dates back to the... late 90s? There was a contest about making an official logo, and the swirl won.

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Yeah, something about a genie maybe? This one is solid though unless the other joke is that lesbians love Linux?

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They're turning the ice cream gay!

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