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1. A Deliciously Melty Grilled Cheese

Serious Eats has a great step-by-step slideshow of how to make the ultimate grilled cheese. The key tip is that you should toast one side of each slice, sandwich the cheese between those toasted sides, then toast the other sides.
http://www.seriouseats.com/2013/04/how-to-make-the-best-grilled-cheese-sandwich-slideshow.html#show-319701
2. A Truly Perfect Roast Chicken

Thomas Keller’s recipe calls for super-high heat, three ingredients — chicken, salt, and pepper — and teaches you essential techniques that will last a lifetime.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/christinebyrne/roast-chicken-rules
3. Basic Roasted Veggies

Set the oven to 450°F, toss veggies with oil and kosher salt, spread out on a baking sheet so they aren’t too crowded, and roast until they look/taste good. The only trick is that you sort of have to understand which veggies take a little longer to cook — harder veggies like carrots, potatoes, broccoli, etc., take longer than soft mushrooms and tomatoes — so you’d cut those into smaller pieces so everything cooks at the same rate. Basic recipe below.
http://www.tablefortwoblog.com/roasted-vegetables/
4. Fudgy Homemade Brownies

First recipe is from One Sweet Appetite, although a lot of people also love Smitten Kitchen's recipe.
http://onesweetappetite.com/brownies/
http://smittenkitchen.com/blog/2010/01/best-cocoa-brownies/
5. Macaroni and Cheese From Scratch

You don't even need a recipe.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/how-to-make-better-mac-n-cheese
6. Perfectly Seared Steak

Pat it very dry, season it, cook it over very high heat in the right kind of fat, let it rest. As for "doneness" — buy a thermometer, poke it with your finger constantly, and practice makes perfect.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/christinebyrne/how-to-sear-the-perfect-steak-for-your-valentine
7. Killer Guacamole

Authentic guacamole doesn’t have garlic or tons of lime juice in it. (Personally, I think tons of both makes it heavenly, so I add it anyway.) The most important thing is to choose avocados that are super ripe and salt aggressively.
http://www.bonappetit.com/test-kitchen/cooking-tips/article/want-to-make-better-guacamole-step-1
8. Easy Homemade Tomato Sauce

Tomato sauce is just canned tomatoes with some kind of seasoning that you add cooked together for a while to let the flavor develop. Marcella Hazan’s famous tomato sauce recipe just has you simmer canned tomatoes with a butter and an onion cut in half. That works. So does sautéing a chopped onion, maybe some garlic, then adding the tomatoes and simmering for a while, like the second recipe from Bon Appetit. You can also get more complex by sautéing even more veggies (carrots, celery) and adding red wine and meat by clicking on the last link.
http://food52.com/recipes/13722-marcella-hazan-s-tomato-sauce-with-onion-and-butter, http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/pasta-al-pomodoro, http://www.buzzfeed.com/christinebyrne/how-to-make-tomato-sauce
9. The Best Chocolate Chip Cookies

The New York Times did a great story in 2008 where they tested and retested different chocolate chip cookie methods to “assemble a new archetypal cookie recipe.” The results indicated that letting your dough rest overnight before baking is essential.
http://www.averiecooks.com/2012/11/new-york-times-chocolate-chips-cookies-from-jacques-torres.html
http://www.food.com/recipe/extraordinary-chocolate-chip-cookies-258922
10. Slow-Cooked Pulled Pork

This is very easy with a slow cooker (aka Crock-Pot) — via the first link. If you don’t have a slow cooker, use the second one to do it in your oven and leave yourself lots of time.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchens/slow-cooker-pulled-pork-sandwiches-recipe.html, http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/10/easy-oven-baked-pulled-pork-sandwiches.html
11. Easy Frittata

This really comes in handy when you have big group of people to serve breakfast to, or when you have a lot of vegetables and you’re not sure how to use them quickly. Just sauté veggies, pour in whisked eggs, cook it on the stovetop for a while, then stick it in the oven for a few minutes.
http://allthegoodblognamesaretaken.com/2012/savory-bacon-kale-frittata/
12. Pan-Roasted Chicken Thighs

This recipe is hands down the cheapest and quickest way to make chicken that’s delicious — way better than anything you do to chicken breasts, trust me. Follow this basic recipe. You will use it a million times.
http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/perfect-pan-roasted-chicken-thighs
13. Simple Sautéed Greens

Vegetable oil in pan, get it nice and hot, push chopped greens around in there for a while, season with salt until you like the way they taste. Works for spinach, kale, collards, mustard greens, anything. You can sauté shallot, garlic, or onion in the pan before you add the greens if you want, but you don’t have to. You can add lemon or vinegar and some red pepper, but you don’t have to.
http://food52.com/blog/9579-how-to-make-sauteed-greens-without-a-recipe
14. Fluffy Pancakes

Knowing how to do this will make you a Sunday morning hero so many times in your life.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/best-buttermilk-pancake-recipe
15. Mussels in White Wine Sauce

You’re going to be shocked by how easy it is to cook mussels — and clams work exactly the same way. Add crusty bread and you’re in heaven.
http://www.melangery.com/2012/02/mussels-in-white-wine-sauce-with-onions.html
16. Whipped Cream

A very simple thing that is insanely delicious: Put heavy cream in a bowl, whip it (with a whisk — you can do it, don’t give up, it doesn’t take THAT long; or with an electric mixer) until it thickens, then add a little sugar. Pair with strawberries for the best simple dessert of all time.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/how-to/articles/how-to-make-whipped-cream-a-step-by-step-guide.html
17. A Good Burger

A big part of this will be learning how to clean and fire up a grill, when the grill is hot enough, how to control the heat, which just takes research (i.e., watch a bunch of videos online) and practice. But start now with this very basic recipe for burgers.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/how-to/photos/how-to-make-a-perfect-burger.html
18. Creamy Mashed Potatoes

To make mashed potatoes, you cut raw potatoes into equal-size pieces (you can peel the potatoes or not), cover them with an inch of cold water, bring it to a boil and cook them until they can be easily pierced with a knife, then drain. Meanwhile heat some butter and cream (or milk, or half-and-half) together in another pot, combine that with the cooked potatoes and lots of salt and mash it all together. You can add more milk, butter, and salt until it tastes good if you need to. Lots of people add things like garlic, spices, sour cream, even cheese to the butter/cream mixture for extra deliciousness (like the restaurant-style garlic mashed potatoes recipe). But if you want to just start with the very basics, use the second recipe link.
http://www.deliciousasitlooks.com/2012/05/restaurant-style-garlic-mashed-potatoes.html, http://www.cookingclassy.com/2012/11/moms-mashed-potatoes/
19. Basic Blanched Vegetables

Step 1: Bring a big pot of water to a boil.
Step 2: Salt the water.
Step 3: Once the water’s really boiling, put a couple handfuls of one kind of vegetable in the water for about 1–3 minutes (depends on the veggie how much time you’ll need). Be careful not to crowd them/add too many vegetables at once. If you’re cooking a lot of vegetables, work in batches; you want the water to stay at consistent boil the whole time.

Step 4: Taste one of the vegetables after a minute. For bigger veggies like broccoli, if you don’t want to taste it you can insert a small knife into the thickest part of the stem — if the knife slides in and out easily, it’s done.
Step 5: Remove the veggies once they are cooked using tongs or a slotted basket or spoon. (You probably don’t want to just dump the veggies into a colander and lose all your boiling water, because you can cook several batches of different different kinds of vegetables — green beans, then asparagus, then peas — in the same pot of boiling water and make one hell of a delicious vegetable salad. So cook the smallest thing that you wouldn’t want to fish out with a spoon last — like peas — then you can dump the water.)
Step 6: Immediately “shock” your cooked veggies: Put them straight from the boiling water into a bowl of ice water — use lots of ice — right away to stop the cooking and so they stay green and bright. Try this recipe for practice, although if you can’t find fava beans (and they are annoying to peel anyways), just use snap peas, snow peas, or green beans.
20. Rice on Your Stovetop

Use this recipe (http://www.thehungrymouse.com/2013/06/27/how-to-cook-perfect-white-rice-on-the-stove/). The Kitchn also has great step-by-step instructions for a basic pot of rice (http://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-cook-rice-on-the-stove-44333).
21. Healthy Baked Fish

If you’re really scared of cooking fish, it’s best to do it in a little pouch made of foil or parchment because that’s the most forgiving method. But making a marinade/sauce and baking it straight up like the recipe in the photo above is great too.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/christinebyrne/fish-in-parchment-paper, http://natashaskitchen.com/2012/06/08/baked-salmon-with-garlic-and-dijon/
22. Hearty Beef Stew

This is a good recipe to learn early because it teaches you the basics of braising: Sear meat on all its sides in a hot pot, take it out, sauté some onions in that pot, add a little liquid (broth, wine, whatever) and scrape up brown stuff, put the meat back in with lots of stock and some wine and maybe herbs, and simmer on low for a while. Add vegetables like potatoes, carrots, and peas (that you want to retain a certain bite) toward the end so they cook until just tender and don’t get mushy. Follow this classic recipe from CHOW or the very similar and amazing one from Gourmet.
http://www.chow.com/recipes/30301-easy-beef-stew, http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Beef-Stew-with-Potatoes-and-Carrots-350935
23. A Simple Cake for Special Occasions

To make a cake, you need an electric mixer and some kind of baking pan. The easiest cake in the world is a loaf cake because it’s just, like, a loaf, but it absolutely still counts as a thoughtful gesture if it’s someone’s birthday or something. And they are delicious. The first recipe a great vanilla loaf cake from Dorie Greenspan, queen of baking recipes, but don't forget Nigella Lawson’s dense chocolate loaf cake.
http://parade.condenast.com/125956/doriegreenspan/123-bake-simple-loaf-cake/, http://food52.com/recipes/20091-nigella-lawson-s-dense-chocolate-loaf-cake
24. Basic Frosting

Buttercream frosting is your basic cupcake/cake frosting that spreads around like magic and tastes creamy and delicious. Most frosting recipes call for a stand mixer (because it takes a while to beat the butter so it’s nice to be able to walk away), but you don’t really need one if you have an electric hand mixer. The basic thing is that you’re going to beat butter for a long time in the bowl and then add powdered sugar. Here’s a vanilla buttercream frosting recipe, a classic chocolate buttercream frosting, a slightly creamier, super-fudgy frosting, and a cream cheese frosting.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/quick-vanilla-buttercream-frosting-recipe.html, http://www.browneyedbaker.com/2010/10/22/best-chocolate-buttercream-cupcakes/, http://smittenkitchen.com/blog/2009/08/espresso-chiffon-cake-with-fudge-frosting/, http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/cream-cheese-frosting-recipe.html.
25. Easy Salad Dressing

You know when you’re at an Italian restaurant and there’s a bowl of olive oil with a little floating pool of balsamic vinegar in it for you to dip your bread in? That’s basically salad dressing that hasn’t been whisked. Once you know the basics, you can truly make any salad dressing recipe, and the basics are:
• The ratio is more or less 1 part acid to 3 parts oil. Acid means vinegar or lemon juice, usually.
• You start with acid then whisk in oil.
Follow this simple recipe. http://www.marthastewart.com/336993/basic-vinaigrette
26. A Good, Unfussy Cheese Plate

This isn’t exactly “cooking” per se, but obviously it’s very important because cheese. You don’t have to serve a prepacked cubed cheese situation at a party ever again. There is another way, and it doesn’t require a fancy cheese shop.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders/great-cheese-plate-at-a-regular-supermarket
ninjagaidensigma
I should learn how to cook a perfectly roasted chicken...
yourbassist
The pork shoulder I just finished tonight told that crock pot shit to piss off
Feruchemist
Amen - the Serious Eats oven version seems like it might be decent, but I don't think you can beat smoked, barbecued pulled pork.
thisUS
I never really bitch about reports. Ever, I don't think. But for the love of God let this one die.
TheCatholicJedi
This is nice and all but... well this is kinda embarrassing... I don't have a 20S, so I don't think it would be worth my time to learn this
ObiWanShalomi
If u can't afford the 30, I'd recommend the 30S.
TheAncientSea
Did I really just read a recipe for whipped cream and a cheese platter?
Lancre
Cook whipped cream? Hang on. Whipped cream? Cooked??
Xiutehcuhtli
Where's the chili?
GeometricBear
No sorry mussels are a far more relevant thing to learn :/
ThrowdaFischbach
So I'm 30. Still gonna do this. Fuck your limitations.
the12thletter
26 reposts you should repost in your reposts.
MeowsellusWallace
Mussels in white wine sauce? Really? EVERYONE should know how to make that?
throttler
Right. There is just one seafood you should be able to absolutely prep in your 20s. Steamed shrimp. Mussels? no.
melatriama
I'm not even sure I can buy mussels where I live. I mean, I can cook them in theory but I'm not sure when I'd have the opportunity.
Vedar
I don't know how you cook mussels. They only come in sealed bags that you boil where I live.
Thrndm1
I'm allergic to shellfish, but now I realise I should have learned how to make this dish..
Giggl3s313
Why.... why would you put pickles on pulled pork?
Skyler517
The Mac and cheese. Skip the butter and use bacon grease. Your friends, family, and coworkers will appear as if by magic.i am NOT kidding.
resbo
Do you guys do any other colors than brown or yellow?
ErinRenae7
I knew how to make 10 of these when I was 11.
tapioca12
Favorite and forget.
MaybeADoctor
If they aren't award winning they aren't worth my time.
eightythousandandeightyfive
"Whipped cream", seriously? What's next, "How to boil water"? Jesus...
burnthisname
26 things you should learn to repost in your 20s
SnowyRoman
I can cook eggs, does that count?
allergicavocado
GeometricBear
You can make most things by hand, especially a simple cake. I bake all the time without an electric mixer. And whipped cream isn't cooking!
TheBurningMan
I know how to cook scrambled eggs, pasta, bake what I think are sugar cookies... Will I survive the long winter?
Uwootm8
Story of my life xD
iLoveLampiLoveLamp
Do you make the powdered sugar frosting to go on those sugar cookie looking things?
TheBurningMan
Nope! Plain.
nwr9349
You mean sugar and water?
TheBurningMan
How did you know my secret recipe?
nwr9349
I think I have ESPN or something
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TheBurningMan
The hype is real, April can't come fast enough.
dbrsong
As a 33 year old, this post was posted ... in my twenties.
gingerchip
I turn 33 in a couple of weeks!
gubbstrut
I faved this and I plan to forget it until I'm atleast in my 30s, might aswell go for 33
MuddyDuckling
According to Imgur after your 20s you need to register for hospice. Screw the potential 50 years we have left!
irishnovember
Dude! I too, am 33 years old! We should high five! But we're getting a little old for that. So how about a sensible handshake and a nod?
Brotzbertz
Ow, I'm only 32 years old. Always 2 old, never old enough.
irishnovember
also you're so right. Early 30's is such an odd age. Too old to be young. Just too young to be old. It's weird. But kinda nice in a way.
irishnovember
...what are you doing man? HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET OUTTA HERE! You damned youngsters always on my lawn. Wait till you reach my age!
AncientWeapons
"Cook" Whipped Cream... if ANYONE doesn't know how to "cook" whipped cream I... whatisthisidonteven.png
Tofubanditten
The recipe is literally in the name...
reux
Cake and whipped cream are baking (I think for whipped cream) so I've considered this whole post a dirty republican lie
Th3Soldier
Why exactly .png? You wanted to make your reaction transparent?
AncientWeapons
sonic745
Haven't I seen this before?
snet328
At least once a month this fucking post makes it to the front page.
abeansits
He likes to repost, apparently.
Thekindofkindlyman
11 times as a matter of fact
MarcoPoloOnPollo
Yeah, pretty sure I favorited and forgot this years ago.
PeterSR
My problem is that each time I see it, I am unsure if I have already favorited it and does so again to be on the safe side.
dbrsong
As a 33 year old, this post was posted ... in my twenties.
kingj07
You've probably favorited and forgotten at least nine times.
IOnlyRepost
Once or twice...
IUsedToMakeBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotosOfMichaelCeraEveryday
Yep, it's the 6th most upvoted post of all time on imgur
AsAnEverythingCanConfirm
Original?
Earlkay
It's originally from buzzfeed if you're trying to work out who to upvote
kingj07
PunchItChewy
If you cant make mash potatoes or a grilled cheese in your 20's. No amount of posts will help you.
christerpettersson
Exactly my thought, most of this is food you learn to make in your teens, exept the mussles.
ghosturmama
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JraphicPark
The best chocolate chip cookies are made at my house. By my wife. Hands down. Fuck you.
youarethesumofyourcontradictions
I know.
Bernadott
Yeah, I also love your wife's cookies...
SwagDoc
This is one of the best comments I have seen on Imgur to date.
onlysrilankan
so your wife will fuck me ??
perseco
If they are at the equilibrium between "crispy" and "chewy", then I'll believe you regardless of the other ingredients.
thechoochootrain
No no no fuck YOU my gram gram makes the best chocolate chip cookies
AncientWeapons
I require proof.
nwr9349
Me too, send immediately
ToriScott
I love the dedication to your wife, JraphicPark. very sweet +1
kornot
No, fuck YOU.
canibFrank
Sorry but no, they're not.
IratetheD
share recipe please... we can make them then decide for ourselves.
JraphicPark
They're hard to explain. She puts a lot of love into them. But they are soft cookies loaded with chips and dipped into hard chocolate.
canibFrank
I mean, that sounds like a good cookie and all, just not really a chocolate chip. BTW, my Mom actually makes the best chocolate chip!
dianasbananas
i will destroy you in your sleep. you will DIED. DONT YOUR FUCK
beeratius
More butter = more crumble, aww yiss
peppermintmeow
Fuck. Yeah.
AnthonyEdmonds
Make a recipe
AwkwardGirl4691
They sound perfect ^~^
Pulseless
I remember another chick who put a lot of love into cookies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz4U2TvXkqw
MockingDude
What the fuck Japan
Enternal
Youll learn to make lightly fried fish filets in your 40s
GrannyLlama
The dad spirit is strong with this one.
borgeano
lightly fried fish filets
TheCapt
Bonestorm6969
You made me laugh
madrarua23
IT'S PRONOUNCED FILL-ITS
thegr8rambino
HAHHHAHAHAHHA
ButterfaceTaintClown
learning food is like winning at art.
Muchbeefsodinner
No. It's like winning at food. Ayyyyy
PunchInTheDicker
Am I relevant here? ...maybe
SpankyJoe
You just dickbutted us without a dickbutt picture... dayum...
suazobomber
I'll give it to you
bigfootproph2
Aaaaaaaaaaall Niiiiiiight long
EricFromAccounts
If you say 'lightly fried fish fillets' ONE MORE TIME...
Daanyyaal
Lightly fried fish fillets...
Fatpicasso
SAVAGE
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
THE MADMAN
suchpokemon
Lightly. Fried. Fish. Fillets...
mycrazylife5891
You rebel. I'm so turned on right now.
skitts0519
Everyone needs more upvotes!
TheOneandTheOnlyStimpyCat
one more time!
mortja
Lightly fried fish filets.
VonKarmanVortexStreet
Aaaaaand I came.
strumfooligan
Just ONE MORE!
TheBoosh
12/10 made me chuckle
FindingZen69
Sod o you want lightly fried fish fillets or not?
GetOffMyLawnYa
lightly fried fish filets
LaunchPad
Context
TacosForBreakfast
I get that reference.
jpaugh78
Care to share? I do not get it -_-
MulleManden
jpaugh78
Thanks. I am not sure I read that one before.
irishnovember
Salt aggressively..."YOU MOTHERFUCKER I'LL KILL YOU!!!" *Throws hands of salt all across the kitchen* "AARGHH YOU CHEEKY CUUUNNTTT!!!!"
youarethesumofyourcontradictions
Laughing laughing laughing.
PaintedGemini
I keep reading this and I keep cracking up
Jantessa
I pretty much hurt myself I tried to log in so fast to upvote this.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Careful, this is how HowToBasic started out.
KvngZee
Lmao true that
KvngZee
Lmao true
MeowsellusWallace
Picturing someone aggressively throwing salt all across the kitchen really made me laugh
ADisturbedOne
It also makes me think of Tourette's Guy. "FUCK SALT!"
MrManateeMan
FUCK SALT!! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AQggo3AfP30
redstoneage
I"LL HAVE YOU KNOW AVACADOS THAT I AM DOIng SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE, I'M SALTING YOU YOU FILTHY fUCK
manue
Lmao, best comment today
BigIrishGuy
Accurate. 1 point Slytherin
ireallyamthatguy
Careful, you don't want to be charged with aggravated assalt.
irishnovember
hihi....ass salt.