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Holt shit FP edit. This Friday I plan on making a fun Fetish Friday post with Whips, paddles, canes, and people in latex.
HerTheyCandybar
#15 in my house, we do actually call it the butt š
amishjosh
#4
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
I got snipe
plainoldfool
#4 if you. Are planning. On passing. On the right. DON'T!
SilentSecretMan
Zombieā¦ Zombieā¦ Zombieā¦ā¦ā¦
ArcaneM37
#2 I thought for a moment that the joke was that she cheated on him with a raisin. Then I got the pun.
5m4llP0X
I like that pun. I have a feeling it's gonna annoy my girlfriend when I ask her if she likes 'oatmeal raisin' cookies'?
NorthWesternFan
TheEleventhHand
#15 This always bugs me, 'cuz bananas grow upside down. So which end is really the head, I agree that one bit tastes bad, but I think of it as the head. And now I'm way overthinking about ass vs head re: bananas and I can't decide if I'm actually right or not anymore, existential banana dilemma!
plastikb0y
Ever see a monkey peel a banana? They do it the right way up. try it.
Wasnbo
#11 Someone making and eating them in action: https://youtu.be/gPyP-FYmaJA
DarkBusterBaron
hwatL4bloopy
#5 you're supposed to use a flip phone and set it to vibrate then have your partner call you.
TChallaVanDam
This was a fun dump š. Thanks @op.
5m4llP0X
You are welcome. Glad you had fun.
dolphusraymond5
#10 *SOMEONE* is going to respond with disgust. That Someone is wrong. Nanner sandwiches are great, and make an excellent lunch after a long morning of riding bikes and drinking hose water.
magical8ball
#1
skipweasel
#1 well, obviously. Along with snipe and pines. And Best Tux.
sendbobsandvageneiguess
I got subtext
KremlinOfAges
5m4llP0X
Yeah, never got those either.
shyriath
#13 Listen, I don't need to feel turned on like this at this point in my day.
Kristofurious
Don't
myr14d
#12: Let's be real here. You appreciate the groans and dirty looks due to your puns. And all your friends know this, which is why they groan and give you dirty looks in the first place.
5m4llP0X
Yeah. And I get them the worst from my girlfriend. She's gotten good at spotting some, but just cringes in pain over most of my antics.
ManyCatMan
#11
squigglebaketerraform
#10 & #11
5m4llP0X
The suffering of others brings me joy. Why do you think I tell Dad jokes?
femenergy24
Well, apparently Iām a filthy minded pervert.
5m4llP0X
That's a good thing!
j4yj4yD
NightOwlRally
Best scene ever was when Chevy was all bummed out and was like "Eddie I...I need to be alone." And then Cousin Eddie hits him with the "Oh...Y'want me to come withye?" lmfao
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
#15
3. Ripe ones are too soft and may break inside.
siimrCandyMagnet
#5 reminds me of that Matchete scene
BobAllen2004
#11 Someone brought gummy bear brats to a work cookout, and they were godawful.
thespaceneedle
And how are they coping with their mental illnesses?
geoffreyfourmyle
Wait, this exists? I assumed that image was photoshopped.
I regret learning.
5m4llP0X
Sounds like the proper dysfunction for a work function.
Aeonika
That's probably the only group of people I'd enjoy giving gummy bear brats to.
5m4llP0X
If I had a job that was full of assholes I disliked and I was forced to attend a "function" I'd bring the wĆ¼rst things imaginable.
BoundaryBreaker
Living that #9 life
5m4llP0X
And I will never stop living that life. Much to my girlfriend's chagrin.
sv1rr
I never would have imagined.