OohDaLolly
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But the didn't say WHICH bible...
Jun 29, 2024 7:25 PM
OohDaLolly
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But the didn't say WHICH bible...
horseman05
fititallinyourmouth
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Yeah, if you allow one you can't deny the others. Has anyone filed a lawsuit yet?
skipweasel
Or which stories from the bible they think they mean -which opens up a whole raft of malicious compliance opportunities.
cabalin
Dedicate class time to comparing equine genitalia and function.
skipweasel
Hung like a Norse - back to pagan religions again!
SithElephant
23 The word of the Lord came to me: 2 “Son of man, there were two women, daughters of the same mother. 3 They became prostitutes in Egypt, engaging in prostitution from their youth. In that land their breasts were fondled and their virgin bosoms caressed. 4 The older was named Oholah, and her sister was Oholibah. They were mine and gave birth to sons and daughters. Oholah is Samaria, and Oholibah is Jerusalem.
SithElephant
“Oholah engaged in prostitution while she was still mine; and she lusted after her lovers, the Assyrians—warriors 6 clothed in blue, governors and commanders, all of them handsome young men, and mounted horsemen. 7 She gave herself as a prostitute to all the elite of the Assyrians and defiled herself with all the idols of everyone she lusted after. 8 She did not give up the prostitution she began in Egypt, when during her youth men slept with her, caressed her virgin bosom...
SithElephant
This is I think a complaint about taxation and governance, with a hell of a lot more mentions of breasts and donkey penis than is really needed.
SithElephant
(Ezekeil 23) https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%2023&version=NIV