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but, I'd probably get drunk.
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"Emerald"? Nice!
I won't. But, I'll understand when someone does. Erisne mors tyrannidis?
Apr 25, 2025 4:19 PM
Longbowgun
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but, I'd probably get drunk.
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"Emerald"? Nice!
I won't. But, I'll understand when someone does. Erisne mors tyrannidis?
bexxMaker
zeacorzeppelin10
Dumping his body into a wood chipper with the exit spout aimed at an incinerator is still too good.
nimeton0
I pray for him. Daily. Psalm 109:8 "May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership"
vanishinggirl
Only if those horses ate beef-a-roni first!
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
I'd buy an ice cream cake and party hat.à
Kemdir
So sorry that i got only 1 upvote to give .
Longbowgun
#maga
Renza0
man, the line for his memorial is going to put the one for seeing the queen's memorial to shame. people from across the world are going to get in line to piss or dance on his grave.
DrDrewsph
Doesn’t deserve that fancy of a procession.
SwissScars
Slight improvement:
earthlingextraordinaire
Better yet:
JD67
ArthurT
Followed by a full turn, drop the pants and drop a duce.
themadprofessor
Just bury him like he did to Ivana, groundskeeping and all.
fantasticplasma
The day they announce he is gone, I will be blasting "Celebrate" by Kool & the Gang on a loop and drinking myself stupid. ESAD, Donnie!!
DickSoup
stayingalive4life
I suppose we should be grateful to those people that’ll be TPing his grave. No need to look far for toilet paper after using the site as an outhouse.
Wiesel2000
Something like this is enough...
earthtokelly127001
Can it fit the whole family?
Wiesel2000
Easy 👍
ArthurT
Horses leading horse shit.
pullingsixty
How about a nice necklace? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necklacing
oldradios19772000
I'm more excited about the hopefully public location that it will be so that I can make my plane trip to urinate all over his grave. But then again they'll probably be a huge line but I'm willing to wait
terrywat5
Hey, they're not Confederate uniforms.
PupShadowDMcTaggart
If someone were to chuck him into the Potomac with an anchor around his neck the tragedy would be the loss of a perfectly good anchor.
Wylekat
Too dignified. I want his carcass dragged behind a truck over a gravel road.
commentsivehadafew
Or, and hear me out… https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlb2luaTdqbHZ1MDAydzVydXJoY24xem42ZmMwcWd5dWg1Zm5rdjV0OSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Me20JATlMeIpjyqteH/giphy.mp4
earthlingextraordinaire
Mediathug
That’s way too regal and respectful for him.
raitchison
One day we will wake up to his obituary.
Safflower777
Can't come soon enough.
kimbozo
Not soon enough, he is going to do so much damage until he finally chokes on a mcdonalds cheeseburger and releases us all from his stain on humanity
LanceCorporalBadger
As my grandmother used to say “from your lips to gods ears” and as my grandfather used to say “fucking fascists”
strengthofanunicorn
I like your grandparents. 🤘
OregonComputerGuy
This person deserves no honor
ImurevJourhein
Better idea: Led by a cross-dressing DC's Harley Quinn cosplayer playing amazing grace on a kazoo (and occasionally taking swigs of potent spirits of their choice) multiple sombrero wearing dribble soccer-balls painted like a mocking caricature of Trump's head while a clown in full get-up, bright yellow rubber waste management gloves, and wearing a sign that says "I drew the short straw" solemnly pushes a wheelbarrow containing a miniature "Grouch" style trash can containing Trump's ashes. (1/2)
ImurevJourhein
At the end of the procession, the ashes are dumped into a toilet built explicitly for this funeral, followed by a mocking eulogy given by Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, or Kamala Harris- whoever is willing to/can be bothered to. After a ceremonial flush is given, Ukranian soldiers then fire a 21-rpg salute at the toilet- three salvos of seven rockets each, all proceeded with a loud, hearty "FUCK TRUMP".
psuedon
what would his tomb look like? I think it should be covered in Fools Gold
ArthurT
Of course Fools Gold... Its the golden throne from the White house.
woozle
I tried to join the honor guard a long time ago but my fat-ass waste was 2 inches too big. My waste was 30 inches at peak fitness. :/
woozle
*waist
earthlingextraordinaire
This yours?
woozle
dammit dammit dammit. I can't believe I did that! hahahaha
JaceCameron
No. That's buried with honor. Fascists should be dumped I'm a meadow
TZO2k15
Hello meadow, I'm TZO_2k15! x^D
They should have their rotting carcasses dumped in raw sewage, preferably from Russia...
TZO2k15
*In Russia that is...
BenderRodriguz1010
What was that thing they did to Pirates? Hung in a cage until there's just bones as a warning to others? Nothing against pirates, just a good option.
stayingalive4life
Gibbeting. But why wait?
BenderRodriguz1010
True
hotrodny
Hi, Meadow.
wolfenstien98
They could always hang him up in a gas station, Mussolini style
earthlingextraordinaire
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
sic semper
tonehoundsmoser9
After being left on a pike to rot for a month.
GregorMadnill
A landfill. Let's not spoil a nice meadow
wolfspirit21
Why not at sea? Traitors shouldn't be buried. Even if dumped at a landfill
crabbygramps
let's not spoil a nice landfill
flavivsaetivs
Dump him in the bottom of the ocean with Bin Laden.
barbarian818
enh, I'm more of a conservative traditionalist. Head on a spike in front of the White House, body buried at an undisclosed crossroads.
BenderRodriguz1010
I thought it was in reverse to ward off demons? Or each piece has to be buried at a different cross road. Or something lol
barbarian818
Body at the crossroads so the ghost wanders forever lost. Buried in pieces if you want to make really sure. Many traditions hold that an incomplete body means an incomplete soul that cannot enter the hereafter. The head on a spike is to serve as an unmistakable warning to others.
Nandortherelentless
*piss filled gutter
Frederf
I'll sing him Ave Maria if he'll just go
taez555
Shouldn't they be a Russian flag?
Cyrakhis
Just a white flag with a turd on it..
iwenttousersubandalligotwasthislousyusername
I'll take said turd on it! https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1M3NsZDg0Zm53Nndkd3BkdGNqMHUxY2ZyaXlmMWxjM2xvMDFxMzdlcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/OBvq3e6ZaFbHO/200w.webp
PTK74
It’s inside the coffin. You know, SECRET agent.
LebistusReticulatis
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJleGMzdXRzdjRzZTR3bWJyOGw2bzZwdndxemhhOWVva2oxOTgwbTNycSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QqkA9W8xEjKPC/giphy.mp4
madmax17
True.
wisher1977
…and a porta-John not a coffin.
PraiseAzathoth
Shouldn't he be loaded into a mulcher and be fertilizing my lawn.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
Too many spray tan chemicals
Traquaire
You don't want that shit spread on your yard.
taez555
If it's good enough for Ivanna, it's good enough for him.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Too extravagant, how about in a ditch covered in petrol on fire.
bippityboppitybuttsex
We need to build an Esso station.
GRaffted
A rusted out dumpster?
Longbowgun