Mairoa
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This is how we get ants, Zach....
Sep 4, 2013 4:54 AM
Mairoa
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user124793
Is your name Zach?
Coonninja
Ants: A Mother's War.
mkshft
Your mom's awesome.
RobertHeadley
The last part makes it. Good parenting is awesome.
welcomestranger
This is how you get ants!
StopReadingThisUsername
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/38207006.jpg
hornsofthebull
that's a long way to say "TIDY YOUR ROOM!"
fwick
FABULOUS ants.
MiloCoatedBanana
is that hand-written? damn that's a nice penmanship!
lowercaseUPPERCASE
Am I the only one who noticed it says 'soda cups and tea bottles'? Is this guy a soda-by-the-cup, tea-by-the-bottle dude? That bothers me.
Ivehaditwithyouidiots
Dammit Zach! Clean your room!
ioverexplainthings
Great letter, but in all fairness all mom's should respond like this
Alaldeci
That is beautiful
Mairoa
DIsclaimer: Not my mom. Found this online. I'm just a silly little lesbian whose mom thinks it's a phase.
perlcat
It *is* a phase. It's called: "the rest of your life because that's who you are." Enjoy it.
0bolus
Play "Gone Home". You won't regret it.
imsorrydaveimafraidicantdothat
She's more concerned about all the empty soda cups you're leaving around
kingbrujah
My best friend had a Nigerian coworker tell her that "women aren't really lesbians, they just don't know how to take orders from men."
Mairoa
I like to tell men like that (I meet them often in bars) that they're just mad I get more pussy than they do because I can please a woman.
RadioEngineerMonkey
I figure instead of harassing lesbians, I could take a class from them. I brought a notepad!
kingbrujah
good show.
Mairoa
A guy tried to steal my GF from me. In front of me. I told the 5 girls he was hitting on that he told my GF to dump me for him.
RadioEngineerMonkey
Well played.
kingbrujah
Yeah, as a man I want to apologize for that. I am the only guy I know who won't finish till the girl I am with does. Literally the ONLY one.
Mairoa
Every single guy I know is sure the rule is that the girl finishes first.
kingbrujah
That is the way it should be, I honestly base my masculinity off my ability to satisfy my partner. Not much of a "Man" if you can't.
AdorableEvil
How does the rule go for lesbians? Which girl finishes first?