Video is incredibly sped up but even still, that thing must be really moving. Anyone know how fast solar flares leave the sun at? I guess I'll google it
Okay I'm back with my findings. This is a "coronal mass ejection" and a typical speed is 310 miles per SECOND, but have been recorded going as much as 1,800 miles per second. Thats 6,500,0000 miles per hour.
Considering a picture is just a sensor interpreting radiation that our eyes just happen to see, and then editing so it looks nice, I wouldn't worry too much about the specifics.
I wonder what the black-out is in the bottom left corner. I assume the date, but then I don't understand why it censored. Maybe it's from the future, and we aren't allowed to know about it. That way, we won't put on our aluminum foil hats. /s
It is the date. I have no idea why it's blacked out in this video. It just says "2024-11-07T", so seemingly totally mundane. It's included in other posts I found https://www.instagram.com/p/DCPvSi-RLHt/?img_index=2 https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/">dex=2">https://www.instagram.com/p/DCPvSi-RLHt/?img_index=2 https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1gnmo01/incredible_footage_of_plasma_ejecting_from_sun_on/
Because you can date the video and it's not "new" anymore. it's over a year old. 'What's this? An OldsReel? You probably think mummies are fresh? What's that? No, i hadn't seen it before but that doesn't make it New.'
Ia Ftaghn! Ia Ftaghn! They can't possibly be any worse than the dipshits in charge already; at least the Great Old Ones are honest about what they want.
I don't think it's that they're honest or not about what they want. I think the whole thing with Eldritch gods is that what they want is unknowable to humans, their motives beyond our comprehension to begin with. Their motives, desires, plans, beliefs, etc are as comprehensible to us as human motives and beliefs are to bacteria.
And yet you're still probably right about them vs the dipshits currently in charge.
At least we can trust that the elder gods don't care enough to lie to us, and that they will do what they wish regardless of what human has the most money.
It would be like lying to an ant about what the magnifying glass is for. The ant can't even understand you, much less comprehend what the magnifying glass can do.
oldguyexlurker
Looks like those things from the Upside Down. I mean, if you turned the image right side up.
KindaCHill
The Nightlord.
Randomice
Is that a Dementor?
77hnx994wv10
Looks like a close up of me going to the bathroom after eating Taco Bell
DarkWingz
A phoenix 🐦🔥
echonite
The speed at which that is traveling is unreal... like we have no concept of how big and fast that is
hehe3301
Now try and solar flare around it...
qtRaven
JoylessGreyhound
Music from Sunshine? Or, am i just hoping?
IndecisiveDaydreamer
Close up?! That's at least 5 ft away
AdroitCudgel
MAGA - how can it burn without air ?
HEARTS0FSPACE
It's absolutely insane when you realize that flare is many times larger than Earth.
captainnewbi
Chipotle and coffee gives me the same effect
blanksmom
Saruman is starting up
upsidedownmountain
How dementors are made
ptenopus
when she finally gives you the command.....
amatte
Why is the date removed? And dang that's impressive
Atomic2
Video is incredibly sped up but even still, that thing must be really moving. Anyone know how fast solar flares leave the sun at? I guess I'll google it
Atomic2
Okay I'm back with my findings. This is a "coronal mass ejection" and a typical speed is 310 miles per SECOND, but have been recorded going as much as 1,800 miles per second. Thats 6,500,0000 miles per hour.
raiker333
My butthole right now browsing imgur
Swedishbouldering
Expecto patronum
zafner
Jesus Christ
hamburgerearmuffs
You're a real one
definitelyanormalhuman
I unmuted, you were right and I was wrong hopefully we can continue to be friends...
ireallydontthinkso
no sound?
FundamentallyFlawed
I know a space octopus when I see one.
Ivain
I mean, it's less a recording and more a visualization of a ton of data, but I guess at this scale and distance that's basically the same thing.
myotherusernameismyotherusername
Considering a picture is just a sensor interpreting radiation that our eyes just happen to see, and then editing so it looks nice, I wouldn't worry too much about the specifics.
Ivain
Yeah I was halfway through the comment then my brain went "But... how is this different from how digital cameras work, just scaled up to 26?"
heroesblood
Sure am glad this is badly cropped with terrible music
aerody
Didn't make it myself tho, just a repost. I fully agree tho. Especially those shorts are freaking annoying.
InkGoat
R2DJ
I wonder what the black-out is in the bottom left corner. I assume the date, but then I don't understand why it censored. Maybe it's from the future, and we aren't allowed to know about it. That way, we won't put on our aluminum foil hats. /s
TheUnspeakableh
Probably the name and/or location of a satellite that does not officially exist.
AnotherBeardedCanadian
The sun isn't real. It was made up by Big Light to sell more day
delecti
It is the date. I have no idea why it's blacked out in this video. It just says "2024-11-07T", so seemingly totally mundane. It's included in other posts I found
https://www.instagram.com/p/DCPvSi-RLHt/?img_index=2
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/">dex=2">https://www.instagram.com/p/DCPvSi-RLHt/?img_index=2
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1gnmo01/incredible_footage_of_plasma_ejecting_from_sun_on/
Magjee
For more NASA goodness check out this site: https://svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/
HerrHat
Because you can date the video and it's not "new" anymore.
it's over a year old. 'What's this? An OldsReel? You probably think mummies are fresh? What's that? No, i hadn't seen it before but that doesn't make it New.'
UniquenessReviewed
Sun farts
blairdavies350
A dingle berry finally reaching escape velocity.
Chereazi
Imagine being so fat, that your gravity pulls your own farts back to you
Evenmoreuselessname
Not too difficult, I just have to imagine your mom.
Zanano
Yours doesn't even fit in my imagination.
Noahbalboa82
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NDBxbmsxeHg5YXN3bm5nOG93eXc1cnlrZWY2dzB6Y2t4endjMjVrcCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/LOcPt9gfuNOSI/200w.webp
LowlevelRebel
That’s an eldritch god.
Jaqdakloun
I'd say Elder, we're far too up north for an Eldritch, plus, the extra pair of appendages on its side is a dead giveaway.
TheUnspeakableh
Probably whatever part of that C'tan that 'St. George' didn't kill and bury on Mars.
Asadsadsadclown
There is no void dragon in the Martian core. The machine spirit is not a necron insurgency.
The Emperor has invited you to the Golden Throne.
TheUnspeakableh
If that corpse can find his Black Library Card and make it past Cegorach to get to me, he's welcome to try.
MrRandom314159
Well yeah. It's constantly screaming but we can't hear it because space is a vacuum.
malachitedragon
Ia Ftaghn! Ia Ftaghn! They can't possibly be any worse than the dipshits in charge already; at least the Great Old Ones are honest about what they want.
rossimus
I don't think it's that they're honest or not about what they want. I think the whole thing with Eldritch gods is that what they want is unknowable to humans, their motives beyond our comprehension to begin with. Their motives, desires, plans, beliefs, etc are as comprehensible to us as human motives and beliefs are to bacteria.
And yet you're still probably right about them vs the dipshits currently in charge.
ProbablyWrong524
At least we can trust that the elder gods don't care enough to lie to us, and that they will do what they wish regardless of what human has the most money.
malachitedragon
It would be like lying to an ant about what the magnifying glass is for. The ant can't even understand you, much less comprehend what the magnifying glass can do.
rossimus
Live your life in such a way where people don't prefer indifferent and chaotic eldritch beings to whatever it is you're doing.
ProbablyWrong524
One simple trick the rich don't want you to know.