Linkedin delivers once again

Jul 30, 2025 9:01 AM

sirbinlid

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https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/PlYWDpwUQK

mildly_interesting

His wife will just keep drawing them on the new car.

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His tagline says “I make stuff up”, he’s “a social creative” and “copy writer”.

People are so easily baited they’re swinging at obvious parody. No one needed to even do a Google search, it’s all there in the screenshot.

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1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey all, if you can help it, don't work for this guy

1 day ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

The taglines "I make stuff up" and "Social Creative | Copywriter" suggest he might be pulling our legs.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Didn't you know, everything on LinkedIn is true? Lol

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

His title literally says " I make stuff up ".

1 day ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yeah i wanted to comment that but you can get my upvote instead

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a fuckin chud lol. Anytime i see a new Tesla, especially the wankpanzer I’ll give them the disappointed thumbs down

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The rich are not normal.
Wonder what they taste like?

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Have you seen the garbage people put into their bodies? I sure wouldn’t want that in my meats. Gotta have some standards :P

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Don’t know. I will ask the lions to fill out a questionnaire after their meal.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

According to Aerosmith, "...like shit but they go real good with wine"

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sour

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep, bitter so pair them with salt and tequila?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol. Not for me. As I get older my stomach needs more looking after. I could offer suggestions but I would probably get banned.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's called "Long Pig" for a reason. The rich ones may need hanging for a few days, ignore the screams.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my experience, despite the funny relies you've gotten, not much different than the poor except for the ones with too much plastic surgery. That tends to make them a bit tougher.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't have a fucking clue what a 'personal brand' is. Do I need one? Is not being a cunt 'brand' enough?

1 day ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

South Park did a good episode on it

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only if it is marketable. Because that's what a personal brand comes down to - selling yourself to make more money than the guy next to you.

A good example of what a "personal brand" really is would be the playing card scene from My Cousin Vinny.

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Aforementioned scene: https://youtu.be/MHzOOMdhAhE?feature=shared

"His whole case is an illusion!" Now replace case with personal brand.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Personal brand" is used by usually finance bros who go in, buy up a company, spin it around to inflate its profit, and sell on a marked up margin, and repeat. Sohrce: I just walked away from a pest control company as an operations manager because of that said personality and his "personal brand."

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