Stolen from Imgur via Reddit. Anybody else want a pet raccoon now?

Aug 3, 2025 3:32 PM

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it's all fun and games until you adopt Raccoon Willie

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The worst thing about American raccoons is that they don't care to learn Spanish

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As someone who lives in the country and has to deal with racoons, no, you shouldn't own them, they are wild and destructive animals.

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I would honestly die a happy man if this video could get to H. Jon Benjamin to revoice. That would be pure comedy gold.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I love this video without the voiceover, but I think I may love it even more with it.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

They carry a type of worm that does nasty stuff to your body and eventually your brain. While I'm sure that there are drugs that prevent this like for any other pet, I'd never touch one without gloves.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, Baylisascaris, looked it up. My bad!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A number of animals are TRYING to get domesticated. Foxes and racoons. Pigeons USED to be domesticated, and they'd like to be domesticated again, thank you very much.

What people tend to forget is that for every example of a human being an evil bastard to animals just because, you have a hundred humans wanting to pet the fuzzies, feed the birdies, and save the whales. We're better than we give ourselves credit for, and the reason for environmental destruction is corpos, not the rest of us.

1 month ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 1

No we’re not.

Humans invented the word scum to describe and classify themselves.

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Don’t forget to buy a burger.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

I've been trying to get domesticated my entire life

1 month ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Trying.

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the worlds collective use of air conditioning/cars is a factor. Its not negligible. the mega rich and their luxury jets tho shitting out more co2 in one trip then a person does in a year is worth a paddling

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Typically one cruise ship uses more gas in a six day cruise than you will in a lifetime.

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We have emission free ways to generate all the power humanity will ever need. But we don't because about 20 companies would make less money. Like France uses nuclear power to generate ~70% of its power. The largest emission source after power generation is transporting materials and goods around the world

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the fabrication, transportation, instillation, and maintenance of those power generators have a foot print.

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And? According to the IPCC report and recent-ish climate estimate put irreversible climate change beginning in the 2030 unless shit charges like yesterday. Like the alternatives are literally burning crap for power or just dying.

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so its not emission free

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