DarthPutinKGB
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He's really gone bonkers
Apr 23, 2025 6:32 PM
DarthPutinKGB
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He's really gone bonkers
meganical
I think reporters need to be funnier in coming up with the most ridiculous compliments for Trump in order for conservatives to finally understand how stupid it is to praise someone for nothing
Dolenmorgul
Do you think he knows what kinda stuff they have in Narnia?
Jace99
The Art of the Deal is when two or more parties come to an agreement, Trump you imbecile. “We’ll make one for them” is just another way of saying “I have no fucking idea what I’m doing but I’m definitely going to bankrupt America”.
IgnisInvictus
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CallMeMcGyver
"The Golden Age of Thievery and Fascism"
MrStealUrMeme
I was unaware that the price of gold had dropped so dramatically! /s
ToasterDent
Doesn't he look tired?
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LitterBoxKing
Silent1fd
Imagine the smell tho...
AyatollahBahloni
Thank you, yes please, as soon as possible.
ItsACrazyWorld
unremarkableasterisk
There hasn't been a time like this since 1929.
Wizzbit
"There will never be a time like this " is this the first true statement he's made? true his implication may be different but a broken clock is right twice a day
woozle
AyatollahBahloni
CordChart
The Golden Age from King Wide Ass. He has the Wide Ass touch.
Ihadntrealisedeveryonewroteajokeinsteadoftheiractualnames
Theory: Trumpy can’t travel on account of his being a felon, so he wants to annex countries so he can travel again…
Ababybunny
It’s like listening to a thirteen year old pander an adult
makeamericasmartagain9000
What a delusional fuck
Mr21782Man
Sure China and USA might become one, just not in the way he thinks.
taez555
Since when does the President hold press conferences in the Oval Office? Was he too sick to walk to the west wing? Man, he's really looking weak and sickly. I hope it doesn't interfere with his his golf game on Saturday. He hates missing playing golf.
Amomani
I asked about this previously. I can't remember other president's setting up a lectern in the oval. It's so so odd. Informal seeming chats yes. But this sort of thing. No its been rare to never in the past.
Amomani
Possibly it's about having a smaller room which gives them cover to deny more members of the press from being in attendance? I haven't seen any stories about it though.
unremarkableasterisk
Seeing rumors of him mainlining Ozempic, so he is likely getting Ozempic face and his suits are starting to fit properly.
JaceCameron
His diaper was too full
Ilikestyx
He's holding court, like a king...
Lurch1911
RetrogradeLlama
Some staffers finally convinced him that crashing the economy wasn't a good idea.
Jace99
Except China won’t budge. America is only 13% of their GDP. They can easily outlast Trump. Easily. Trump is delusional and senile and Wall Street investors are morons for thinking this means anything to the Chinese. They are fucking laughing at Trump and his pathetic rambling, desperate press conferences.
RetrogradeLlama
Of course. This isn't anything close to a deal. They were looking for some good news excuse to deny reality and latched on to this. Within a week he'll say there's no deal, and the market will drop again.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
I'm fairly sure President Xi hates that delusional orange piece of shit.
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
I think hate's the wrong word. "Contempt" is probably closer to reality. That's how I'd feel about him if he didn't keep fooling half the country to vote for him, anyway.
Eleshar24
I think even Putin hates him. Yes, he is Putin's best asset and best USSR investment ever, but that doesn't mean they like him on a personal level.
DarthPutinKGB
I approve of this message
Apothecarius
I listened to it like 10 times. "If we don't make a deal, we'll settle. We'll just set a number, and I think they'll, want to be a part of the united states". Can anyone else tell me if that's what they're hearing too?
MikePowers
“If we can’t make a deal, we’ll set it”. “It” being the tariff rate.
Ilikestyx
Such insane thinking.... if you tariff them hard enough, they'll bend over and beg to become part of your country so there's no more tariffs...
DarthPutinKGB
What I'm hearing too
Apothecarius
It's word salad right? It makes no sense to me.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Over-under on when he starts talking about china becoming the 52nd state?
razalude
The golden age of what.
CouldntCakeLess
Rufferstuff
Don't you mean Chinr? He never pronounces it correctly.
stoicautomaton
It's GYNA
SledgeGTR
He says it chi-EE-na, rhymes with hyena.
invaderjak
people need to start feeding him info about the resource-rich country of Wakanda, see how long he keeps talking about it
SandettieLightVesselAutomatic
Didn't he once agree they should bomb Agrabah?
Dustorm
He wouldn’t want a country with so many black people in it
TaliaDuci
Omg that is genius
wyrmbear
Pretty sure that already happened back in Dec of 2019.....
invaderjak
oh shit, I forgot about that, between the impeachment and incoming pandemic
mmontour
That wasn't Trump himself, just some government system with testing data pushed into production.
wyrmbear
After what we've seen throughout, you'll have to forgive me for not believing them on that excuse.