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5 eggs, 3 1/2 cup all purpose bleached flour. wisk eggs and slowly incorporate flour.

Kneed for about 10 min. Wrap in plastic wrap and let sit for 30 min.

Divide dough and roll 2-3 times on each setting, until you get to the thinnest. For square ravioli, place dobs of filling on the bottom half of each sheet.

put a little egg wash along the bottom and fold the dough over. press down in the creases to remove the air and cut into squares. Press down around the edges with a fork to make sure a good seal.

Larger circular ravioli, place filling in middle of sheet.

Cut out circle around the sheet with filling, and matching circle to cover. I used a wine glass.

Egg wash around the edge, and pinch the two sheets together.

Tortellini, cut each sheet into 3-4cm squares, place small amount of filling in middle of each.

Roll by folding square into triangle, bringing the two far points together around your finger and rolling down the top point.

Sausage ravioli in sage butter.

Under cook the Tortellini and then finish cooking in sauce.

Tortellini in a spicy vodka sauce.
Bizarrogreg
Favoriting so I can.... Ah who the fuck am I kidding, I'll still have Taco Bell tomorrow.
guerro89
Tip:Do not attempt tortellini unless you are helped by someone who knows how to close them.If not done properly they will open while cooking
wolfbyblood
whyyyy is it just on the counter..this seems like it would make a huge mess
LMNOParis
*Knead
LMNOParis
But also +1 for making me salivate
CaptJeanLucDickhard
I really wanted this to be eggs in a moon crater.
nicoblaqk
mmm looks pretty yummy. Might have to try this!
Lesroisdumonde
Tortellini in a spicy vodka sauce is almost eretic.
FlyingTigerRose
I have bad knees, so is it ok to "knead" the dough instead of "kneed"-ing it? Thanks!
MagneticLasso
Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuloni
pecc
*formuoli, good Sir/Ma'am
tinderbox89
Flour Inc.
Angel666Hawk
Wasted chance on "knobs of filling"
Moegitto
My version: http://scene7.samsclub.com/is/image/samsclub/0064144863587_A?$img_size_380x380$
petpet3d
A bit heavy on the HDR!
ihaveenoughofthisorgasm
nohandelbars
Saw post read your name was impressed that is all
IWantToHugAllTheCatsInTheWorld
Ha! +1
halhallelujah
Looks great. +1. My advice would be to use "Tippo 00" flour and it makes the pasta dough really elasticated.
PaganRaven
10/10 would "What the fuck? I'm doing it just like the guide and this shit is not working."
themuttonisniceandlean
Wouldn't semolina flour be better than all purpose?
SheGetsHungryForDinnerAt8
SQUIDWARD TORTELLINI?
nothisispatricio
This was my first thought. I'm so happy I'm not alone.
thehoopiestfrood
I came down to the comments to say those exact words! Take my+1!
downinthesky
Uhhhhhh we have a package for squidward tentpoles
TheRealPancakeMan
KeatonTS
You don't know how grateful I am that this comment exists.
BradPiss
Can i please have step by step instruction please?
Juanitolon
I knead this
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
BLEACHED flour?
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
looks tasy though
Chryzis
Was thinking the same thing. Who the hell wants this.
EverythingYouThoughtYouKnewIsALie
Bleached has less protein (gluten) and makes pasta come out less gummy.. If you have semolina though, definitely use that
Mairoa
I know, right? Organic unbleached isn't that much more expensive and waaaaaay less nasty.
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
agreed! I have never seen the need for bleeched flour... Oh well love my organic stuff.
luckyflavor23
wisk eggs and slowly incorporate flour. the instructions are exactly NOT what is happening in the pictures...
HelloIAmAnInnocentBystander
Well actually it is. It's exactly what you do to go from #1 to #2, straight here on the table.
Nonactiveaccount
@victoryshine can we PLEASE try this???
raviool
pls dont eat me
Thoraxe123
as an Italian, I just came
Canofminus
I have made home made ravioli for 30 people with a rolling pin... don't ever do that! For the love god, buy a pasta press!!!
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
TIL: Rolling pins have settings!
CopperWench
There are rollers specifically for pasta. They look like a mini version of an old laundry mangle. Adjust them to thinner each time
Misora
Then swear the first time the sheet tears when you send it through. Mush it together.Try again.Tear again. Cry. Open a can of Chef Boyardee.
KTzGR
I like how you just "roll" over the hardest part of making the dough so thin and nice....
Zifnab
yeah egg-flour dough is hard as fuck :p
KTzGR
either you're ignorant or an out of touch chef because for average folk making dough and getting it that thin and nice is pretty advanced.
EverythingYouThoughtYouKnewIsALie
Without the equipment sure, but if you've got a pasta roller it's simple (definitely not easy though, it takes a lot of work)
Zifnab
not sure why the aggressive tone is necessary? for hard I meant that the dough is "hard" , literally hard
curvedcannon
Pasta machine is the easiest way really
HelloIAmAnInnocentBystander
Knead a lot, let rest, pass through the pasta machine you can see in #9 and voilĂ ! It's really that easy.
Vedar
And the sauce/filling just appeared from nowhere. I could have probably figured how to wrap stuff up myself.
dDayvist
You're the only other person who seems to have noticed! what goes inside?!
dDayvist
everyone else is amazed with folding dough
Solkanarmy
indeed, doesn't anyone make anything by hand any more? (real question: don't poor people like me cook too?)
Zifnab
as an italian: that "machine" you see in the photo is fair play :p it has been sold for decades by now and even my grandma use it
Zifnab
having that just thin out the pasta is fine, it is still made with fresh ingredients and you can still consider it hand-made
MelfsAcidArrow
Seriously though a hand roller is not too expensive. $30 - $100 depending on quality.
Revvys
Pasta dough is incredibly hard to roll by hand. When I want to make my own ravioli, I go the easy route and use wonton wrappers.
thefriskywalrus
Can you give me the formuoli?
IUpvoteYourCatPics
Yesss?
InfiniteSynapse
Just googleitti.
Tzaot
He just did ya' subaquatic fool!
memania44
I burst out laughing at this, and I'm not sure why... +1
doctorlawyer
i like how two of the top comments are spongebob references
beepb00p
I had to come back to this post just to upvote your comment
mcshady
He just did....
downinthesky
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
lens4life
Please explain this reference. I am a dummy.
GalaxyHigh
It's Spongebob! You are missing out my friend!
lovegoats
SPONGEBOB
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vanella
Brilliant! :)
Trafficlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=KQi3r88-rT4#t=31
Trafficlights
Uh, you messed up. "Formuoli" is a reference to this particular spongebob scene.
sangheraj
I don't think you understand the reference...
vanella
You can't expect everyone to understand a Sponge Bob ref. we don't all have kids or get high.....
johnnytsunami
MEATBALL MEATBALL SPEGHETTI UNDERNEATH RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GREAT BARRIER REEF.
ButterfaceTaintClown
Wat?
CmdrNinja
Should said great barrier beef. But still *claps vigorously*
CmdrNinja
should've* damn you brain.
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droninmacklin
Damn his brain.
LostInSpates
...ahem.... "beef".