Internet lies

May 29, 2014 6:43 PM

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Internet lies

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CrabNipples

I definitely have crabs for nipples.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thebigby

I never lie, I also never tell the truth.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

BelfryBats

Awesome. But yes, people do that all the time. I think they are either assholes or lonely maybe both.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FriendlyHoustonian

AND I SAY HEY! HEY!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

shahyan

The internet never lies. Trust me. I'm a doctor.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

DrPain702

I'm not a doctor, but I play one on the internet.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

shahyan

Accurate username is accurate.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LogicDude

Oh thank God! For the past week I've had this pain when I urinate. It's like pissing napalm for crying out loud (which I do)...can you help?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

shahyan

Of course. Take a pinch of bengay and apply it to your peter. Report back post-haste.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

LogicDude

Super! Gotta go to the store and buy some! =)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0