Memes that are half work, half mental illness. Just like my life!

Jan 7, 2023 7:51 PM

Most of these are pre-pandemic so adjust your level of trauma accordingly.

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"adjust your level of trauma accordingly" is a sentence made of pure gold. Will use it.

2 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

#6 This... This... Is painfully acurate.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 you're welcome

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago (deleted Mar 27, 2023 2:25 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Have you tried telling your work they're worse than Amazon?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 I call em weekdays

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#26 I'm currently on... day 5 of vacation with 0 hrs PTO in the bank. Because idgaf anymore.

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#5 is this where that meme comes from? Cause I genuinely want to be forklift certified now…

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#31 - Google says a new device has signed into my account EVERY FUCKING TIME I sign in on the same PC I've been using to sign in since 2019.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or my phone, which I've been using since 2018.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 or listening to an audiobook where someone is pronouncing something wrong.

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#38 When someone chooses the label "Marxist" in contrast to, say, "socialist", "social-democratic", "communist", or "anti-capitalist", >

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

> what exactly are they trying to say they support?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They just really big fans of Karl Marx, the person.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#26 Its Nice Living in Europe with 6 weeks vacation :-)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1..at least it's not a cock.

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#42 LMAO I just did a week of 5pm to 5am when my normal schedule is 5am to 3pm. I felt this in my soul

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 y'know if phishers ever learn to spell we are screwed. Thank goodness for that failsafe.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The misspellings are deliberate, at least sometimes. It helps to weed out all but the most gullible.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Google is just really worried about you and assigning the correct meta data to you.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guy at work keeps telling me to "get out of depression, is to go outside" *roll eyes*

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#42 I took that picture years ago. It’s funny to see it come around.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#41 The trick is to try to plan parts of your free time during your non-free time. Make your decisions before, then just execute.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice . Stole a few

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 don’t do it! He’s dummy thicc and the clap of his ass cheeks will make it too distracting to commit crimes!

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Don't worry baby. Burger king chungus lettuce can't hurt you.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#26

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And this, isn't common knowledge to A LOT of people.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, I had no idea other people knew how to read a motherfucking CALENDAR!!!!1! ....Now show us how to get 18 days of PTO, wankface.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Want face? How original!! Not. Seriously, did you use the basic meme insult generator for that one? ?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It wasn't about you. I was calling the person who came up with that post a wankface. But your responses are making me maybe rethink things.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Clrearly'

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#30 I got lucky. My boss pulls the plug on the server at exactly 5pm. Unfinished work? Tomorrow.

2 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Not even a graceful shutdown? Just straight up yanks the cable(s) and kicks you out?... Are you hiring?

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Didn't mean literally, he just shuts down the machine normally. But doesnt give a crap if we haven't finished the task yet.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#47 at least you have one. It took me 4 months to get an initial appointment, and then it was ghost mode after that

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it gets worse for me, as most therapists in my area don't do Medicare! So I've been without therapy for months!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is how therapists work- it’s for their safety. It can have nothing to do with you but you may have been a very poor match for them.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's the VA....

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s… disappointing but not any different than how an hmo, say, Kaiser would do it. Kaiser is criminal btw. Sadly for therapy the cost is/

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Usually out of pocket. Best money I ever spent. I hope you find something that works for you.

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