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I love how this turned out. People sending loving messages! Or on point jokes.
Feb 10, 2022 12:19 AM
Whoevertore
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I love how this turned out. People sending loving messages! Or on point jokes.
blomey
"Tell Yoko to fuck off, and go make up with Paul!"
HUGHgReaction
To my good friend Tim: “do you need to talk? We all care about you and are worried. Just hang in there buddy”
electricwaffle
To my dad. "I love you"
njkckbxr
I love you. To my dad.
XanCrews
I love you mom.
imgurmage
Dear Alexander the Great. Epstein didn't kill himself.
MsLilo
"Call Erik back " he committed suicide the same day. RIP
galapas
It’s loaded!
shade1707
To Frank Zappa, “screen regularly for cancer, the future needs you alive”
Xecryo
You know it doesn't really matter what I write because you're dead.
geoffreyfourmyle
To Eric: "Conviction of a minor crime is not worth ending your life. You still have friends, allies, and people who love you."
geoffreyfourmyle
To Brad: "We don't need to know why. You just need to know that a lot of people will miss you after you're dead."
geoffreyfourmyle
To Julia: "Your death will be the trigger of a chain of destroyed lives. Stick around just a few more hours. Even your mistake is fixable."
Teampants79
To JFK: Duck.
One808
The secret is to bang the rocks together, guys!
KrautMick
rowanmc
To that one guy's dead wife: "Pick me!"
iusedtodream
To Galileo: You were right.
kanemano
To the Thespian army: "The Spartans are going to steal all the credit, no one is going to remember that you were there"
MrKomisiripala
You’re gonna cause drama with the Thespians?
kanemano
they were just acting anyway
TrumpGarglesHorseSemen
Tell my dad to leave that box spring on the side of the road after it fell off the trailer. You get hit&killed by a car and I see it. I'm 5.
Whoevertore
Oh dear! Im sorry for your pain.
Macnin10dos
Don’t do it, your family really will miss you
PandoraZora
Hugs
Whoevertore
I feel this one.
briham86
“Get a vasectomy.” To: Alois Hitler
TheTeeminSteaminScreaminMemeinSemenCreaminDemon
"Buy that stake in Microsoft, grandpa, TRUST. ME." - To my grandpa who could've bought into Microsoft in '86.
staceyjorgenson31415
Ouch ?
TheTeeminSteaminScreaminMemeinSemenCreaminDemon
8% :'(
MrKomisiripala
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
TheTeeminSteaminScreaminMemeinSemenCreaminDemon
Yeah....life would have been a WHOOOOOLE lot different...
dragonknight0464
"Stay away from that stingray."
jo0owe
He wouldnt have because he loved them.
Whoevertore
Oh, that’s right to the feels!
ITTOOKALONGTIMETOTHINKOFTHISNAME
You will develop cancer, go get checked regularly - to my mom in '03
Cutthroatlemur
To my friend Matt. “Fasten your damn seatbelt”
secgoat
Whoevertore
drdrmn
“Duck” to Abraham Lincoln
Drewbie66
or JFK
SimplyWalkedIntoMordorAndBroughtPizza
he had the high ground - to anakin
Whoevertore
Hello there!
CuzImALady
Buy all the stocks!! (to myself back in March 2020)
treed240z
....are you a ghost?
thedtp
To my parents: “Wear a condom. Thx. ?”
WorstPostEver
AdeptusCannibus
Tesla-DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH EDISON AT ALL FOR YOUR SAKE.
depressedscientist
More like “defer your royalties contract 2 decades”
Khatapillah
VikingYetiChef
Go right to Westinghouse
staceyjorgenson31415
??
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
I could save 3 family members from separate accidental deaths, or lengthen my dads life by years, each of the 4 requires its own sentence...
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
After having typed all this earlier... it now strikes me as selfish AF for that to be what I'd change... I'm old enough to have stopped 9/11
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
My snap judgement was all about me.... and I don't like that fact about myself is what I mean
Whoevertore
Which is why it’s an interesting thought experiment.
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
"What ifs" will give you no peace... they'll just drive you crazy...
Whoevertore
Yes, but they can also give solace!
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
I agree... I guess they can't all be bad... it just sucks knowing, that thru one tiny change, things could have been different
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
To my grandpa: maybe we should cover the edge of this hearth, it would be bad if you fell and hit your head with nobody here.
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
To my grandma: don't worry about your fall flag on the carport. I'll get someone to get it, it's really windy that new screen door is 1/2
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
2/2 heavier than the old one. Wouldn't want it to make you fall off the end there, that's like 8' down
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
To my uncle: you shouldn't drive thru the middle of town like always, ground is soft cause all the rain, suck if a tree fell on you