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Original post I favorited here: https://imgur.com/gallery/ZIqWc
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Ryzanify
What-hardening what now
ganjapudding
Can I come live with you and eat all the jerky I want!? Please?
WyoScott
Get a you tube channel and work this up and over again. Power to the Red Head!!
HurryUpPatRothfuss
I'm mostly worried about the state of you women.
Hutchy01
Instructions unclear, pissing cayenne.
JehdBeck
I use London broil from the grocery, when it goes on sale, then politely ask the butcher at the store to slice it up thin for me. Easy
TornaydoTornahdo
The "recipes, but with cursing" trend was one I was happy to see die.
PiGiSpi
god yes. This isn't quite as bad but it's still trying very hard to be funny, which just makes it come off as dumb
rootytooty18
op don't get the reference but can we still be kissing friends?
NullSigil
Gochujiang and three-crab fish sauce make an amazing base for a very different style marinade for jerky.
batttyroy
Dear Family & Friends, I’ve been reading a jerky recipe since 2019. I’m sorry I missed your birthdays, weddings, funerals...I miss you all
HoneNathan
The guy who wrote this seems to think hes pretty funny, huh?
boopboop11
But just came off as abrasive and rude
Rivalyn
Why would you "like the cut of his jib" when he's literally ripping you off with false measure?
UmamiMama
I'm willing to pay for this. Any sauce
banacote
This is the edgiest recipe I’ve ever come across
goflyblind
i don't see sildenafil as an ingredient anywhere in this guide.
boopboop11
Writing’s so fucking annoying I had to quit reading. How’d it turn out?
ShoesAreHatsForFeet
or ignore all this and go watch Alton Brown's episode on jerky from Good Eats.
Shawnthegirl
I've made Alton's stuff, it's fuckin' delicious.
Makerofroads
FisterMantastic
Best fucking show ever. His popcorn is fucking tight too.
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
His gigantic air popper is a delight during his shows
FisterMantastic
His entire show is a delight during his shows.
inb4zombies
i’ve seen his too! I liked it.
Nukefest2179
linky?
Kalriostraz
https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/beef-jerky-recipe-2103581 Video embedded at top, easy to reference recipe below it.
cyno01
The marinade recipe is pretty close.
PiGiSpi
While not as obnoxious as the stupid recipes that say "fuck" every other word, the jokes felt way too forced.
bsgt2trekfan88
.......lol the bit about being a Pussy...lol ;()
Urgalicity
Add Viagra
BannedbyastupidMod
this was meh. The stuff added is just short of actually making teriyaki sauce, like the soy-sauce base of it then adding teriyaki sauce.....
AntaNce
I don't like too much soy. My local jerky maker's stuff is just black with it. Hard as a pine board, tastes like chinese beef lunch special.
AntaNce
that I ate in 1979.
inb4zombies
heh that’s what i was thinking when i read it. he’s making fancy teriyaki :)
VivaToblerone
I like this post. Now back to the west, maggot.
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
Yeah ok, cort
manovsteele
Is this a repost made up of screenshots?! Some of the text is obscured and there are voting buttons half way down...
johndeyeti
That just sounds like masturbating with extra steps
JoetheGeologist
My go to marinade is just Franks red hot, chili powder and lots of hot red chili flakes. The vingear in the franks makes it tender
Juggalomidgetparty
This one asshole I know gave me some surprise WTF jerky. 3-4 carolina reapers, Franks Xhot, teriyaki, using deer meat. Shit was pretty good!
JoetheGeologist
We had some friends (years before ghost peppers) that grew and dehydrated super hot peppers that looked just like jerky. Mean trick
JoetheGeologist
after an overnight sit. Tastes like jerky chicken wings and its pretty damn good
inb4zombies
man i love buffalo wings. i’ll have to try that next time I do a jerky batch.
SmutGrrrl
Recipe seems good but these edgelord jokes are cringey
tehdrmonkey
Yeah...he was trying too hard to be "funny".
yeahIbreedtreelizards
What do you expect in these times of Trump and his evil? Making imgur feel safe to praise Hitler? It's why the chefs stay in the back o.t h
yeahIbreedtreelizards
(sarcasm above)
GirlRaisedITS
Someone needs to tell him that he is neither Epic Meal Time or Thug Kitchen. Gently. From what I know of chefs they are pretty fragile
beastofburidan
Did anyone notice the toilet paper in the fridge
colpo1011
Dog food, Science Diet methinks
Hutchy01
You never had the demon shits?
1337firewife
I think it's just a white can with logo/sticker on the white lid
ProbablyBigfoot
No, I only saw the 5 cartons of egg whites.
caramelballoffur
I honestly didn't even know you could buy cartons of egg whites....
boopboop11
I bought them once for my grandkid who loves fried egg whites. Disaster. But they’re probably fine in recipes
BigDaddyLove
What happens if my erection lasts longer than 6 hours?
mdzmdz
Boom! Priapism!
Makerofroads
Google 'priapism'. That shit is no joke, eugh...
MrMcGeeIn3D
Then you did it correctly.
BigDaddyLove
Yeah but I have Sunday dinner with my grandmother in an hour...
BrofessorDumbleBro
Your grandmother probably had more sex than you ever had. She can deal with it.
BigDaddyLove
Probably...but she is deceased...so...
BrofessorDumbleBro
So if you have a boner at the cemetery no one will know. Perfect!
Hutchy01
Then if you're eating with her you have bigger problems