superkavi
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If only we could get one for avocados
Just info on Watermelons, definitely not code for anything
May 20, 2020 6:29 PM
superkavi
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Just info on Watermelons, definitely not code for anything
Fadeintodust
I feel like Tina from Bob's burgers could make kind of allegory about traditionally attractiveness and inner beauty here
RElGNMAN
When the melon is just right.
EnjoyerAlias
Webbing seems like a bad gauge
MattsAllFolx
When is perfect time to stick it to a watermelon
Munchman347
What are those, unripe Zebra eggs?...
pencritical
Someone put in a lot of work on that BS, either that or it's code. masquerading as fake news.
NoonaComputerTerror
I literally had this fight with my husband yesterday, like dude we need the one with the brown spots. Thank you op!!
DancinNinja
So from top left to bottom code: S, E, N, D, N, U, D, E. Nope no hidden messages I can see
superkavi
It's not code for anything
Moosupian
Round are female and not as sweet as the elongated shaped males. Rest is right.
Xenomagus
superkavi
Never ending toliet paper
Xenomagus
Damn right. Right out of links magical bag.
5omeCommenter
So I want a spherical, heavy as fuck watermelon, with an orange field spot, shit tonnes of webbing and dark as all fuck
mewtoo
I am really way too high for this? I can’t find the code. Is everything a code now? Oh dear... my brain is itchy
superkavi
It's not a code for anything
mewtoo
Can’t tell if you’re being serious or not
giantsfan55
What about thumping it? It never fails
SacerdotalRevalries
Remembered I’d favorited this post and used it to pick a watermelon. Take that “favorite and forget” memes!!
TheAncientSea
Message received comrade
AccidentalAwesome101
Thx for sharing your melons with us
MyGoodPepis
....I’m gonna have to fuck this watermelon later, aren’t I?
EF5Cyniclone
I'm growing lots watermelons for the first time this year, so thanks for this useful graphic, since it's definitely not code for anything.
superkavi
No worries.
tumantorak
Good information for summer. I've already favgotten this post.
ElevenAndCounting
I wish I could put this post to use... but I'm allergic to melon...
ElevenAndCounting
Please use it for me. Tell me how good it is. I'm still holding on to the one taste of watermelon I had....so good....
tismaggle
Me too, I should fave it and farewell
halfwindsor
That sounds like sort of thing someone who was using watermelons as code for something would say
superkavi
It's not code for anything
halfwindsor
ICampOntheFirstDate
I like to thump melons while picking one out. I have no idea what a good one sounds like, but I pretend that I do.
Kvothefefe
Maz, is that you?
PlayerFormallyKnownAsMousecop
I do that! I was taught that if they have a more hollow sound it’s ripe. But too hollow might be over ripe. What’s too hollow? no idea
amcconnell92
UnknownOne1
scootymcdooty
bowlsofsurreal
https://youtu.be/qPCij5YWGSc
Silverbananahorse
Ah, orange field spot; full of flavor, kitty has good taste.
Eightylb
Shit beat me to it
ILaughAndCryEveryDayFromU
At least we are all learning.
captain0marvel
Is that orange or a green spot? Also, how does the cat play into all this? Mine didn't come with a cat. Does the color of the cat matter?
NirvanaNik
Only white cats work. No one knows why
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
That cat is has an orange field spot is it full of flavor?
NirvanaNik
They work with eachother. One boosts the others flavor.
I8THECAKE
Melons (wink) come in many shapes and sizes and can all be sweet, even if they are elongated. /a/w9NrfFP
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SuperTacticalSandwich
Like penises
itscoolman
It was really about melons. beautiful
putcleverusernamehere
Ya, sorry this is BS. A watermelon that "rings" when tapped rather than giving you a "thunk" is what you're looking for. Source:
putcleverusernamehere
farmer son-in-law, and he demonstrated it last year - thunk one bad, ring one good. Mongo like candy
I8THECAKE
As someone that grew up surrounded by watermelon farmers, thwunk, that w signifies the ringing sound.
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
Yeah, this is basically watermelon phrenology. There may be ways to tell the ripeness, but I'm sure shape and taste are unrelated.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
It's not the size of the rind, it's the fluid content of the meat.
deafmute
The mini yellows are one of my favorites. When I worked produce we were accidentally sent a pallet. Everyone was turned off with yellow ones
Imheretoupvotebecauseisuckatposting
I've been cutting fruit for a grocery store for seven years. None of this matters, the only thing that matters is the season.
jarrettbrown
Yep. Produce clerk here. I've started just grabbing a few and acting like I'm looking for a good one and I just hand them a random one.
superkavi
What kind of seasoning should someone use on Watermelon?
Imheretoupvotebecauseisuckatposting
Tajin ?
MonFabuleuxDestin
thank you @OP??
nygreenguy
None of this is true
DatSEAsian4ever29
Please do share on what is the correct way
rrlyrae
thump it. the more it sounds like a drum, the better.
nygreenguy
Density, how heavy it feels for its size. That's probably the most reliable way. The heavier the better.
DatSEAsian4ever29
As an Asian our oldest method is to slap it to hear it's density lol,but sometimes the heavier it sounds the more watery they are,so depends
chickenlipslouie
This sounds suspiciously like code for something.
ironman3010
I choose to take it at face value. I always guess wrong at the store.
slappy55
Got anything dark and dull for me?
superkavi
It's not code for anything
swagmastayoloslaya
Riiight ;)
iamdanman
Suuuuure
ratfaceddog
It might not be code for anything, but it’s code for something.
crazywowow
Sounds like something someone with a code for something would say.
METROlD
Oh it's too late now buddy. We got your number. Your secret is OUT!
LullabyJones
ILaughAndCryEveryDayFromU
Whats it code for?!
SephiRothIRA
Code for finding a dank ass watermelon
superkavi
elduder1n0000
Everybody's saying this is code for something (I'm assuming genitalia related) but I don't get it. Or this code.
SpamYarBlockers
Don’t worry about it
Somanyquestions
It's ok, the message isn't for you, best you not get it.
superkavi
It's not code for anything
ForbinDallas
I’m picking up what you’re putting down
Josh4422
in70x
Don’t feel bad I have a background in crypto and don’t see a code of any sort..
superkavi
It's not code for anything
in70x
I know that’s what I said
in70x
Of course... I could just simply be missing the message.. the worlddd May neverrrr knowwwe
Encrux
Well I don't see how knowledge about Bitcoin can help you in this situation
in70x
Not cryptocurrency, crypto in my field usually means cryptography in general.
in70x
Cryptocurrency utilizes principals of cryptography.
justfillingthespace
For all of your experience, fellow cryptographer, you seem to have missed the sarcasm cipher.