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SybilCrawley
#13 reminds me of a work meeting where the icebreaker question was "What do you like about yourself?" I was like ? just let me die already
mastercontributhor
I miss ferrets...
PlatypusShankie
#33 What. The. Heck.
McBlech
Well done +1.
Minatex
Weirdly enough I actually have flaming bike jousted. But not nude and we were in a park at like 2am. Also we did it with flaming plungers.
bearbug
#17 also doesn’t know how to treat his wife
Mposel
Could you please explain?
offsuit27
#10
RedOnTheHeadFireInTheBed
#3 right on, Medina!
purplehexagon
This is good.
volch1tsa
#9 wood* you look at the time
aesthesia1
#4 when you're a straight woman, most things are better than sex: Ice cream, cookies, white ppl cheese, coffee, sleeping, fukin name it.
TheElusiveEnchilada
#14
DumbAssRehyphenations
#14 *weird ass-show
imjustaguyonabuffalo
I would bet that’s a Kraft single
darkciara
1 for the cheese, just thank you
Syn333
"bad at being a person bingo" sounds like an "autism+ADHD bingo" to me. I'm both and checked off all of it. ?
twfeline
"You should bail some of this water out of your beer raft." ... "It's not water."
nachosyndicate
This made me laugh so hard. thanks.
MyAssholeSpeaksFrenchLikeBillyCorganOnARollercoaster
#47 No, no. They're right on.
AutomaticKafka
Timetoupdatemyusername
Dude baby gecko is like literally a pokemon.
whotheflipdoithinkiam
I dunno that piece of cheese is in a better position than me but I'm not that fussy
Lurathi
Lolz, funny dump.
ckdummar
#47 is right on.
AgamemnonsMemes
HOUSE was weird, just let this guy limp around the hospital committing medical crime all day.
shadowkit13
#33 how else do you decide who's on top?
1smrtcdnguy127001
#49 why the hell didn't I think of that?
MirtoLegrand
#43 hahahahhahahaahhaa catsnakes
PoppySiddal
No remorse.
theonewhobleets
Calculussucks
Dawg, that's what favorite folders are for
MissyWentMissing
GiveMeBaconFriend
ScorpionSage
#5 dude that’s just autism/adhd
wombatmcgee
Yeah, that was my first thought.
Idoitallforthecookies
If it was blackout Bingo then I won. And I don't think I'm a bad person?? Just a little unwell.
ScorpionSage
The “bad person” concept is just internalized ableism. You’re fine :) we are typical atypicals!
TeishaTaisha
Hey me too! I'm getting better at learning to human.
Idoitallforthecookies
We got this! Today I cleaned my room ?