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Context: https://imgur.com/gallery/tNsZF
Front page edit: Inbox me your French bulldogs!
Jan 12, 2018 6:17 PM
HelloToe
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Context: https://imgur.com/gallery/tNsZF
Front page edit: Inbox me your French bulldogs!
whakalaka
This day will aka poop knife day ????
vulgarian
Poopknife January? Is this...will this...be the months meme?
HauntingPariah
Gloriousness is upon us! Let us rejoice in Poop Knife!
TheshipwreckoftheMinotaur
If they ate healthier they didn't need poop knife... They have real health issues
myfriendsknowmyotheraccount
Thanx for the context
grendelgetskilledinthend
This is what a drone swarm looks like.
DarkSock
+1; I always upvote bifurcated poop units.
tracereading
Sword Rain? Does Smithy control the weather there?
IOnceFarted
So comfy
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
Cut the crap
bluedrake62
THIS SPREAD SO QUICKLY!!!
01wcutle
Can someone tell me where this came from I feel like I've missed something
BigAdam
Adventure Time ; https://youtu.be/PXlEFGzvLUw ; In this ep they use their imagination ... then shit gets wild.
Lichupaf
poop knives?
Lichupaf
or poop swords?
HelloToe
Poop daggers, in this case.
Lichupaf
fuck!, you're absolutely right....my memory aint that good anymore, guess i have to watch it all, again
ohio311
Are these previously owned poop knives or just potential poop knives?
thebillyofthewest
Gotta be rusty
comicreader
That's not rust!
thebillyofthewest
Oh shit
comicreader
Exactly!
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
We had a poop gun.
Sionas
I don't think it's a particularly funny one, hopefully the next one is better.
ChefHannibal
I'm looking at the front page. there's nothing about poop knives. this is only the 4th time i've seen anything about it.
HelloToe
https://imgur.com/t/poop_knife
ChefHannibal
jakisthe
Oh I remember Daggerfall
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
I approve of it.
DaierMune
Imgur: "Did your family have a poopknife!?" No. My family had a plunger because we weren't barbarians living on the edge of civilization
jimmythehat1
My family had/has fiber in their diet.
ManOfManyMasks
2 different scenarios: Poop goes down but gets stuck? Plunger. Poop won't even fit down? Poop Knife!
Ramajam
that is why the poop knife was made.
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
In most countries, you just have plumbing large enough to handle big ol' poops.
finninthejakesuit
Kvothefefe
horrorhoe
For kids!
HauntingPariah
Meh...when in Rome...
Hipcatjack
Ancient Romans didn't have poop knives either... Tho the DID have this lufa on a stick thing that they re-used to wipe themselves.
MechaNinja
I love ancient rome when we talk about viaducts and auqaducts and legions and philosophy and such, but not their bathroom habits.
Hipcatjack
Seriously. If I ever get my time machine working and I head on over to the 2nd Century..I'm "inventing" toilet paper.
MechaNinja
You'll probably get crucified over it. Also I'm pretty sure paper was way too hard to come by ;)
BeginnersLuck00
Just ditch the plunger and knife and waffle-stomp that sucker down the drain.
SpellingEternity
How do you cut poop with a plunger?
nofunnynamesleft
Use the edge
ErinFromTheOffice
Grab it by the rubber part and samurai sword cut it with the handle.
SeriousCloud
Poop is very soft
Yupurineutah
Lucky you.
Yupurineutah
With this type of plunger. https://www.homedepot.com/p/Heavy-Duty-Force-Cup-Plunger-PSC2630/100067517
HelloToe
Do they make a heavy-duty force corn plunger?
amishcannoli
I'm not mentally living through that scenario to explain it to you.
1Plebian
Too late
MLGsamantha
TryForce
Put toilet paper over it and push it down
Ryanator50
you don't cut liquid
Zegot
stomp it down with your feet.
herkyth
Plunge at an angle, use the thin edge of the plunger cup. Or, alternately, smash the turd into a paste with your simian plunging technique.
QuartzPigeon
you mean waffle stomp that sucker with your foot
Fitzman
toss it in the bath tub first
tipdub
This thread is really something. lol
LoloBandit
MrSovietMudkips
labhat
Who started the poop knife thing ?
MrSovietMudkips
Aw crap, it’s raining poop knives!
StringCheeseAccident
orangeisthenewbasic
aw poop its raining crap knives
olivia416905888
better then raining dicks? well depends on your perspective.
Mockingbirb
ThePoorWarrior
That’s one way to get staph.
SirBayleaf
Adventure time season 6 episode 15 has a poop knife hanging over the toilet
Xannacor
I prefer the term doo-doo dagger.
ThePoopKnife
finninthejakesuit
echelon4400
Sir its properly known as a guano glaive @MrSovietMudkips
ashittypuncomment
Chocolate rain!
aTokenOfMyExtreme
Hallelujah
liltortatree
I'm guessing this is going to be Januarys meme, someone start the calender.
NotAHugeSpider
JadeMcLeod
It's raining poop knives, time to run for your lives. Long! Short! Dirty or clean! Rusted, brown, or kinda green!!
number2commenter
Fuck. Now a made up parody song about poop knives is stuck in my head.
FreeBreastReductionConsultation
Not again
Zedd990
Toto Africa in background
HelloToe
Chop poop for drains down in Aaaafricaaaaa!
Mockingbirb
*The Weather Girls - It's raining men
omega244
stoicfibre
Propaply everyone on imgur understands it now
iisn00b97
TheFrozenNorwegian
gsdluvr
This needs to be a thing. Can we make this a thing?
josanReactionPrince
Already is lol
ThePoopKnife
Yes hello, I'm here
metalfoto
The HOLY original!
YouthfulDrake
Is it just me or is the knife getting longer every time
sendpoopjokes
Thank you needed visual!
Lowzenza
Isn't this Daggerfall in Tamriel?
Jsupes
Boolski
GasBandit
Boolski
Dinnerbird
Does this whole poop knife thing count as a forced meme?
comebasura
Excuse me officer, you dropped your badge
Dinnerbird
Oh, thanks. I was wondering where that went.
MimirBlue
It didn’t two days ago. It does now.
WardSharlow
"Poop Knife" is not a meme. But "Poop Knife is not a meme" is a meme.
Dinnerbird
Gotcha.
MrMcSpiff
Everything's coming up poop knife!
WardSharlow
Well-played.
Kvothefefe
+1 for your tags
knudude
Exactly!
HelloToe
Thanks! It was that or #eatwhatyouwant :D
DurendaI
This new forced meme has me like
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LongtimeIMGURlurkertotallynotstalkerguy
Who would have guess that we're starting 2018 with such a...ahem...shitty meme
coldinthecorner
Seems like the new story is based off some 2yo post too:
coldinthecorner
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3m6rjd/what_does_your_sos_family_do_thats_just_plain/cvcx4b3/
reddrummer93
Wheres the dude that did the monthly meme calender for last year? Would this be entry number one?
donttouchmeimacactus
Same here
RandomUser2003
I was waiting for so long that I thought this was a still image
EgoDeleri
Original post was yesterday. This one went pretty quick.
josanReactionPrince
That quality tho
DurendaI
That is shite quality. Here ya go ya muppet.
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josanReactionPrince
Not him the one before lol , but still nice
SickOfThisCessPool
It's better than that Ugandan Knuckles bullshit
TheAlmightyP
U do not kno de way. I watched Ugandan knuckles and couldn’t stop quoting it so I know how it became a meme unlike those fucking pods.
PassTheSriracha
I watched a video of that to see what all the fuss was about. It was a goddamn fever dream.
SickOfThisCessPool
https://youtu.be/pP-QMWT3fIg
SickOfThisCessPool
I think the character was originally created by Gregzilla for his Kindareview of Sonic: Lost World.