Celebrating my new account with a big ole dump

Aug 1, 2020 4:42 PM

Some Star Wars, some work memes, some general idiocy. Enjoy.

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#1 I pick Chad, only for his Special move.

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So according to this I'm a bespoke, nihilistic Kyle... seems legit.

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Solid

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#1 lol that's not Kyle, that's Linus

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It annoys me that they went with “peppermint” instead of “wintergreen” on the darth maul/night king one

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I was thinking Aftershock and Avalanche. They're kinds of liquor that I drank in my 20s.

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#17 The comment turned this from funny to meh

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I really hope that didn’t have livestock in there ._.

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Why do people set up new accounts? Genuinely curious

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#41

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Albert, the Unfindable Crab is born from the event where the unstoppable mass meets the immovable object.

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#13 Oof.

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OP are you ok? You know life doesn’t have to be this heavy.

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Atomic Cumshot?! Is this like cumming with the force of a thousand suns?

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#5 Didn't expect to see a self portrait here, fuck.

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I’m convinced terminator wasn’t a movie, it was a prophecy

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#1 Kyle, keep get him off the energy drinks & help him find an outlet for his anger & extra energy, you probably got a ride & die level bro.

5 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

I can't drink them, they give me migranes. also, never punched a wall.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You just haven't achieved your true potential

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every time I see this meme I am amazed because the two Kyles I know best look like they are his brother.

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#9

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Whos getting free money??

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#5 ohh... ohh dear christ....

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Rage Against the Machine, try 50 year old guys.

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#8 "Dude, the dishes are _done_."

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I don't think a wealthy preppy guy would call himself Chet

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I know a couple of Chips, a Chaz, a Zander, some Wards, no Chets. Chet's more a 1950s name than a wealthy name. Chet Manley, e.g.

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#13 In fun news, Im an existential nihilist.

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#49 Ohhh is that why I keep seeing references to them lately?

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It is not.

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That, and because they've shown up in a lot of these protests lately on various sides of the political spectrum and RatM got involved.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

(Their lyrics, that is, Cops tried using it. Politicians used it, Protestors used it. One guess who RatM sided with)

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My man Tanner. Good conversationalist.

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#7

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#2 kinda hoping another country starts bombing us before helping us establish democracy

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Do #1 but with women!

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Susan - The coworker who is annoying as hell. Bumbling, oblivious, an utter mess. Complains to HR or is the HR rep. SPECIAL: Starbucks Run

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Stacy - The female equivalent of a "Chad". The hot girls who won't sleep with you. SPECIAL: Hypersonic Sploosh

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Becky - The opposite of a Stacy. The nerdy girl who won't sleep with you. Variants with blue or green hair. SPECIAL: Friendzone Crush

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Since when is not sleeping with other people considered a negative trait? Sounds like you're frustrated.

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Karen - Middle-aged white woman with a sense of entitlement. Often associated with a type of haircut. SPECIAL: Manager Mind Flayer

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Haha. Karen needs no explanation. I was more asking who are the partners of each of them? Like what name is the female version of a kyle?

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Welp. You did it. Well done! And thank you. The specials were my personal favorite.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

we all know Karen is gonna win that contest any day of the week

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Did you forget about Linda?

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The “if i stop smoking now its actually worse for the baby” woman will beat Karen’s ass

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That woman definitely belongs with Kyle.

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My former coworker knocked up a girl, shes in the smoking bar daily as if that kid wasn't already gonna be fucked up with those 2 as parents

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#1 I pick Tanner.

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Same

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Yeah, wendigos ruined the metagame. It’s all either tanners or kyles running choice scarf

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Which one carries bolt beak??

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Dude tanner will fkin end ppl

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Tanner would field strip Chet, is cousins with Kyle, and sells Chad Oxy.

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Me too, but I hate that name with a passion for some reason

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Chet is broken

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Tanner every single fuckin time.

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Tanner will run for office and Chet will vote for him since he "tells it like it is". Combined, they'll be the death of us all.

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IT'S TANNER TIME!!!

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Kyle is the one we need in a collapse, chaotic good

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Fuckin A! Tanner for the win.. digo... sorry...

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Get him off the dip and he's ok. All of the others come with much bigger downsides.

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Hell yeah. I grew up with Tanner. Tanner will take the others out into the woods and no one will ever hear from them again.

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Chet would realistically win any scenario. Chad would in an Action movie. Kyle and Tanner are equally matched in a street fight.

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i have no choice. i am tanner.

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Tanner's unite!

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Say hello to the wendigo.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Name checks out.

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Tanner I guess, least ways that describes more of my friends than the others. But I'd rather choose Adam Savage to be my warrior.

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I come from a family of Chets, but my work experience has taught me that I like Tanner better.

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Mmm but Chad seems fun- I need to find out more about this atomic cumshot

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Okay, but he doesn't look like the kind that eats a lot of pineapple.

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wear goggles.

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Consider this scenario, that spoogening gives you laser eyes

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Also face cancer

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Except his Wendigo is more like a Wendistop b/c it turns out that 1/16 Native is actually just a light-skinned black great-great-grandfather

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shhhh! i live like a mile or so from Vidor lol

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Well, that's probably why your great-great-grandpa told everyone he was Cherokee.

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I’ve slept with all of them.

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What is your preference?

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There’s aways something special about landing a Tanner. Like, he has a confederate flag on his truck, but secretly sucks dick. It’s great.

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Suspiciously specific

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