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Fun stuff.
DickButtDave
Some billionares wife 84 years from now will be, what? 94 years old?
Amishplowboy
DonkeyGoat
#31 That's where turd-class mail goes.
damogen
I belive the correct term is shit-post
pickinganameistoomuchpressure
omg good stuff y'all
Humputse
This is why they're having such a hard time finding it.
baldewok
Is it because it looks like a dildo?
SendMeOxygen
SonrisaFlores
Even poolside would have worked
CheapWine
Could have*
jokexplainer
Could’ve of have
SendMeOxygen
coulda*
MeMonty
Ironic that they are the victims of cost cutting and regulation skirting in the interest of profits.
MeMonty
Still tragic though.
FaithAlone
That submersible was so shoddily made and they cut corners every single place they could cut corners. There is no way they are still alive after three days, I fear they died on day one when it first went missing. All the estimations of air supply and pressure resistance were based on information I bet was similarly faulty.
Capum15
They apparently found a debris field, so that thing probably structurally failed and they were gone instantly.
DeadOnionSaysWhat
Yeah, I guess when they lost contact, that *was* the implosion.
IamDatNYCe
#19
Tarumbar
Billionaires, sure. But people are dead and you are making fun of it. Shame on you!
SmallMarbleDancer
#47 I was expecting this to be a missing sub meme.
madrush
tell me this isn't real?!?
SenfinaZeit
I mean assisted suicide is real and nitrous oxide chambers would be a very painless way to go. Not sure about pure nitrogen but its probably similar.
madrush
I'm laughing *waves ticket to hell*
OCTAVlAN
BonusCreature
#37 I am once again asking where that low poly Kirby is from. ...WHAT IS HE FROM??
Mistruths
Second Life on ultra-low graphics. https://twitter.com/NibrocRock/status/1291094453160222724
BonusCreature
Wonderful!
NunyaBizness
#5
LaManuka
An excellent pile of solid dumpage, some stolen, 5 stars, thank you!!
XanderCorsaj
I was not prepared for the final image of a smiling lady waving in a suicide booth. Made me sad. Made me miss my grandmother even more. She looks so HAPPY. Bloody hell...
plantpr0n
Guy954
Is that from Willow?
DimYSmuggio
Wow. You guys are solid cold. It's a horrible story. I hope they met a swift and painless end.
Gangie1
I think it was, now that they see the sub exterior in the debris field. Thank goodness.
LewdLuteGoblin
BeardedWonder82
#29
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SheepySleepySmuggler
#17 are you ready kids? Ohhhhh....who's spending the rest of their lives under the sea? Billionaire tourists! Airless and cramped and smelly are we! Billionaire tourists!....
missmalice
If nautical nightmares be something you wish... BILLIONAIRE TOURISTS! ... Curl up in a ball and cry like a bitch!!
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Just imagine slowly suffocating to death crammed into a tiny space with 5 other rich assholes
cameronhoverter9
If the sub imploded which is the report they would have died nearly painlessly and instantly
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
That and the moment they knew death was imminent. Terrifying.
PrincessWendyB
#10 I do not understand
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Think it's just highs and lows someone goes through. That, or acting like you're fine when you're not.
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#22 Comrades, it's been an honor.
MisterLemons
I've got money riding on the sub grazing the bow of the titanic and sinking.
trigonman3
Sorry about your money.
MisterLemons
Hey man the ship didn't sink until it was MILES from the ice so I've still got some hope the balloon didn't pop till it drifted a bit.
Aldante92
#19 Fucking lord this almost killed me
CanadianOneDollarCoin
I don’t even get it
Apercu
By far my favorite one so far. Lots of good ones though.
MosEisleyPhotography
It was absolutely the best of the bunch. Straight to my personal timeline.
Quizz25S
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Cripes I feel like an idiot I don’t even get it
BrontTheGoodBoy
Sounds like you were one of the lucky ones, then
Aldante92
whereisthechill.jpg
MoodyMagpie
BuickRiviera
Horror movie logic tells me the extra guy is satan and being billionaires they obviously passed his test
cryborg
ImFragileOops
Idk man i would have immediately scrolled up as fast as i could /j
swc0806
What a wildly separate subjects of tabs you have open.
cryborg
All motivated by imgur. Stuff for my recent comments & posts.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
resistance is foot aisle, welcome to walmart
haveanupvotegif
MasterMookie
The controller memes I don't get. They're cheap, dependable, compatible, easy to replace so you can have a backup. The controller is designed well as it's a design that has been improved upon for several years. A lot of things use it like military equipment etc. And people are used to them.
VanessaNelson
It SOUNDS ridiculous, so people are poking fun, it's this new thang called humor
MasterMookie
triangularity
Maybe, just maybe.. a wired version would have been more prudent when you are at the bottom of the ocean and something malfunctions. Or something waterproof. Or something that would survive being knocked around hard. Maybe combine all and just get a real industrial controller. And any sort of backup.
MasterMookie
don't need to waterproof it. If you got a leak you're dead.
triangularity
You don't have to get a leak for it to need waterproofing.. Plenty of condensation to go around when several people are sealed in a chilled container. "Oh look, the dehumidifier broke, I sure hope the controller doesn't die.."
MasterMookie
Also they had a wireless one?
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
So, if there is going to be a scandal over ocean gate, will it be called ocean gate gate?
littlevache
Ocean Gate Square, or OGS as we're going to call it later
didgeboy287
If only Matt Gaetz were somehow responsible for all this
3Davideo
Unfortunately, probably not, in the same way that Watergate was not a scandal about water, and how my proposed name for the events on and around Jan 6, 2021, "The Chicken Coup", didn't catch on.
trigonman3
IRememberLarryInAlbuquerque
I dunno dude, I'm exhausted.
Anfalicious
I've already seen the 'woke conspiracy' posts.
ABonkeysManana
Yeah its.already an "op to draw attention away from Hunter".
RubbleTrouser
FoxAffair
Lol finally, the joke everyone had been overlooking.
jerbern1
Ocean Seagate.
camtin
madflenser
I have taken to calling the online reaction submamemes
cryborg
There is a scandal. Something about fiberglass, a window & a fired whistleblower.
cryborg
Why shouldn't I bring it up? Tension is fun. You see that reply from @Pasquinel? The thing is he blocked me so I can't reply to him. I don't remember why. I'm sure I deserved it - all the stupid, snarky jokes I make. Chances are I was high. Anyway the point is I want us to get along. I try to make people laugh, but I want to be friends with all imgurians - well most imgurians. I love @Pasquinel's comments & would love to reply to some of them. Forgive me, @pasquinel forgive me! Heh sorry @OP
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
I'm not the OP, but since you're commenting under my comment... I'll allow and upvote this. Hope you can reconcile
mt77932
I'm trying to make a window joke but I can't work under pressure
cyankitsune
The window thing was something brought up over the previous model of sub they made. It's not to say this one has the same issu.or not, just that given the CEOs previous comments on safety (and how inconvenient the regulations for it are), it's likely the case. Supposedly the lost sub was never tested/certified by anyone but the company itself, so take that as you will.
cryborg
Hehe *carbon fiber. Imagine a fiberglass submarine. "Yeah scrapes & bruises, but they were only 30 feet down when the thing imploded, so they just swam back up."
psugab
Apparently it would go down to 30 feet and come back up anyway. Like 4 out of 5 dives works be cancelled shortly after launch.
Surisuule
"Well we could use reinforced ultra lightweight components, or to save a buck we could re-use the hull from my cousin Larry's boat." "Eh, go with the boat hull"
TheFastpaws
You can call me a horrible person but I'm loving the memes about billionaires dying.
funkybrewster
Gotta love memes about someone dying I guess! Might as well be billionaires
THEcableguy
We're all at that point. Apathy.
GetBent247
Going to hell anyway. Might as well laugh on the way
Fauxcused
It's dark humor but it's humor. If you think about them personally as human beings it really is just an absolutely terrible way to die and I wouldn't wish on anyone. But billionaires have caused enough suffering there's a certain amount of sadistic joy and seeing the suffering affect them as a group for once.
deafkitten
Appears we’ve all sunken quite low.
Notthefirstjeff3
Good pun, you should have deserve a raise, maybe not a much as the sub but you still deserve one.
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
That's a good joke
RubbleTrouser
Humans have hit bottom.
CosmicCat8
But they just leave me breathless
FallingStar7669
I hope these memes die off soon, but I'm not going to hold my breath.
TheFastpaws
Oh you!
thelonesurvivorsactofvalor
Hey, at least we are choking on laughter.
JT1984
Badum-tiss
madrush
sonuva
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
There's quite a flood of these memes now.
Hotjoe1991
One of the guys wasn't a billionaire he was just a dude who loved Titanic and knew how to pilot a submersible
TheFastpaws
I feel for him then but not the rich. He really should have walked though when the CEO ran all the people talking about safety away.
ladyjigglebutt
He was also very sick and basically said "if something goes wrong, at least it'll be a quick death"
Capum15
And considering they found a debris field...well he wouldn't have been wrong.
Alavar
Woah wait......what if this guy also hated billionaires......lol
psugab
You're a horrible person. It's hilarious though.
TheFastpaws
I dunno. When awful people died in history usually people celebrated.
operationivy82350
Other than being wealthy, were they awful ppl?
pancakesinthesky
Right? We literally know nothing about them except for the fact that they have money.
psugab
I mean, a shit load of money.
ladyjigglebutt
There is no ethical way to become a billionaire
TheFastpaws
There are very few examples of those gaining great wealth and being good people. The act of getting it requires you walk on others without empathy. That you hoard away something from the world hurting it. Then without remorse say you earned it. Billionaires spend loads of cash to sell you the lie they earned it or are good people. None of them are.
BishlamekGurpgork
So what I'm hearing is "it's probably safe to assume they're bad."
TheMershedPerderder
Too bad US tax payers are footing the bill for rescue efforts after the CEO is on record saying 'safety is waste'. The only hope is that goes through his head, but utterly, he never has to answer to the public for his actions.
whatsisname
FWIW if they weren't hunting for the sub, they'd probably just be doing readiness drills or other shit, so the marginal cost for this probably isn't too crazy
Heroasteral
I mean it's also taxpayer's money used to pay firefighters. They also clean up a lot of messes made by idiots
iDrinkDrano
Doesn't mean we oughtn't aspire to less idiots and less billionaires
TheMershedPerderder
Yeah but fires can spread and ruin people's homes. These people had enough money to blow $250k for a few hours of entertainment.
Heroasteral
Yeah that's true... What about people that need help because they got stuck somewhere? Like up in a tree or sommeth. (or the washing machine. No wait that's not firefigthers)
TheMershedPerderder
Does the tree cost $250k to climb up, and do you sign a waiver that mentions death 3 times on the 1st page?
exactedgenticles
Taking the sub ride was considerably more risky than lots of other actions that might result in search and rescue, and these people have estates who can easily pay for it.
DigiT00l
They dead now, only one I feel bad about is the kid, who appears to have been forced by his dad
jurjclooners
He was forced? You have any source for that?
DigiT00l
Heard that his dad's lawyer was meant to go but he didn't, anddad didn't want to waste the ticket, more heavily encouraged rather than forced, but still, not entirely his choice to go down
jurjclooners
So no source?
stephenmayhem
Yeah, I just learned about him. Makes the whole thing less harmless, imho.
IndianCowboy
I would feel more bad for the young adult (19>18, so not a kid), if intergenerational wealth transfer wasn't a thing. 🤷♂️
DigiT00l
Then again, he seems to be the only one who didn't really want to go
defurious
I hope timo chala plays him in the up coming true crime series
IndianCowboy
Fair enough..
CrimeBrulee
If he's anything like Brian "audioguy182" then it's probably for the best
Gangie1
Hope there's a trust fund administrator keeping $ from this dipsh*t.
IrateWolfe
Good lord
Srcsqwrn
Tf
CrimeBrulee
Growing up in extreme privilege seems to frequently result in extreme cringe.
Srcsqwrn
Couldn't agree more