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Jan 28, 2025 4:49 AM
Iwokeupdeadthismorning
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venom181st
QuickAndFun
One thing I do know, is that they're not standing there waiting for me.
I'll just move along.
invisiblemaniac
isthisjunkmail
So…5 farms?
houghten
Do you think a shepherd just looks after one single sheep all day or what
chpdog7
GIMike1972
Ya beat me to it!! Here's your upvote!
lowcaloriedarkness
oldguyexlurker
The proper greeting here is, "What'snu with you, ladies?"
jesusisherelookbusy
ApolloSierra
TheePerfectComment
TheStreetForce
I too would like to die this way
TouchSt0ne
Onlyhereforthelaughs
GLaDOS: Why are you smiling at me like that?
TouchSt0ne
Sebastopol140
ALL the snu!
Jewdakris
That's not my thing but I can see why it is for others.
henrikpetersson51
Now THIS is proper use of steroids.
chelsiedawn
Those are dream obliques on the right.
13andido
SlippeyPetey2000
I came to the comments to make sure this was posted. Well done.
ChickenChickenBurningBright
yep, for sure, every day, yuppers, at every opportunity
Zixtank
This is the aesthetic I'm living for.
aCheekyFingerUpTheBum
Is a snu snu reference inappropriate?
eromitlab
Fit women are just the best
RoutemasterFlash
I think bodybuilding goes beyond any common or garden concep of 'fitness.'
SmoeAhsolse
"If I don't do it, how am I gonna fitness muscle shirt?"
plinkey
Im not sure i have enough white water for these rapids.
TheMoonBnuuy
The moment they step into a women's restroom, Lauren Boebert and Nancy Mace immediately start screeching like pterodactyls.
Thornaxe
I don’t know why we don’t flood the women’s restrooms in the Capitol with these type people, as well as very masculine male trans. Gotta be one of those congresswomen who’d have a stroke.
curolina
Isn't Nancy Mace the one that's super into working out?
spinballwizardmtg
And MTG is the crossfitter
TheMoonBnuuy
I think you mean Dog the Bounty Hunter
curolina
Nope... I was thinking of Kristi Noem... who I think is the dog murderer lady... yeah, I got that one right. She killed her dog for no reason, and she cheats on her husband, but she has those muscle mommy shoulders.
TheMoonBnuuy
They've ALL been caught cheating on their husbands.
CarpathionWargasm
deadpool381
Davedavedavedavedave
*sweating* "..pretty lady... to be nice to me"
funmaster2024
Vendura
Fixed it
MNinNZ
got to hit the abs
GIMike1972
Everyday is Abs day!!!
KileyBarker
It's like 2 am and my sleep deprived brain read this as 'hit the orbs' and I had an uncontrollable giggle fit thinking about wizards benching bars with scrying orbs on both ends.
necroticon
Pondering those GAINZ BRUH
ApolloSierra
ShadeMeadowsArt
YESSS
FacelessAce
Always upvote Jocat.
hsmallcomb350
J4nein4ne
Maaaan, I'm'a go watch some of his DnD stuff now.
hendawg2020
i.imgur.com/CqLQ7Hu.mp4
hendawg2020
Sorry for anybody viewing on browser if it didn't load in without the full url.
yetanotherthrowawayname
don't forget to read chat, show tail pls
jabjabpowerdunk
Would absolutely buy any and all there socks tbh
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
haileris23
lonosham
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
I think the person is a non-native English speaker.
JiffyDealer
ELKronos
I miss the days where feet people were ashamed to publicly make these comments
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
Why? Imgur doesn’t kink-shame. We never have.
ELKronos
Oh you most certainly have and continue to do so haha
wabitgirl
Ya know, I scrolled back up to see if they were wearing cool socks. Thanks for that.
jabjabpowerdunk
They don’t gotta be cool (:
wabitgirl
Yeah, no, I understand what you're getting at now. I was just trying to be innocent on the internet for once.
mendrak
*their
Hount
This! so much this! To a non native English speaker it's extra furiatingly confusing when people write words that are actual words that does not work in a centence. I make those mistakes too, but never there their then than. It's your language ffs. Learn this please :D
jabjabpowerdunk
But is it ok if it’s not my first language then?
Hount
*sentence :D
fokjoudoos
*non-native
UserNamesArentEasy
I never understood this fetish.
astrangehop
Some things are hardwired and some things are culturally implanted. Lean into them hard enough and they're unrecognizable. Like.. if you're looking for fertility cues and an emaciated person isn't fertile, but a slightly plump person is... Then clearly the sexiest thing would be a shiny balloon!
Likewise is sex is gross and dirty, and feet are gross and dirty.. then feet are sexy... gross feet are reaaaally sexy. Probably a bunch of factors, but I think that's a big mechanism.
IWasACatAllAlong
I think the person could get the same effect by rubbing some cheese on their face.
jabjabpowerdunk
Sweaty socks/feet are hot
UserNamesArentEasy
I mean their temperature would be hot. The body does try to cool itself down while we work out via sweat. I just wish I understood the appeal more.
jabjabpowerdunk
I can’t imagine you’d want me to detail why I find feet/socks hot
UserNamesArentEasy
I know people buy used underwear/clothing of women. The smell can be turn on I suppose but it's got blto be more then that.
Frostycopper
Maybe that's HIS kink, is to get people to explain theirs.
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
Why not? As long as we’re all adults here, I’m very curious about people’s fetishes. I never understood why feet/socks are sexy. I think certain shoes are sexy, but not feet or socks. Enlighten me.
livurz
I envy their fitness, but not their diets or workouts.
Lightsmith
They aren't super lean so healthy weight, with a lot of exercise.
awkungen42
Working out when you get really good at something is genuinely fun. I did dips every other day for like 2 years, at the end it felt a little like flying when you didn't put any weight on. You could launch yourself and it was a lot of fun.
ThatsJustWhatWeCallPillowTalkBaby
Punkandtacos
I envy your wisdom.
unluckyandbored
Getting that ripped takes a lot of hard work, vigilance and effort. You need to watch every calorie, spend at least 1 1/2 hours in the gym EVERY DAY. No alcohol, barely any carbs, lots of protein. Every meal must be carefully planned to fir your macros. It takes an INSANE amount of work to look like that.
MiltoF
As a Diabetic 52M I have stopped eating bread, sugar and alcohol, it's >70% of the effort. Bare in mind that the "Stopped" means everyday. I can still ingest those, but occasionally.
CaptSchmidtGaming
the more you breathe the better food tastes.
Shewy92
Why did I read that as "I emvy their fetuses"?
spinballwizardmtg
They're lean but not unhealthy. They might eat better than you or I but they're not starving themselves.
The workouts? I'm tired after 10 minutes on my new exercise bike...
Akintunde
The workouts are trivially easy compared to the diet. I've never had an issue lifting heavy for 8~10 hrs/wk. But missing one workout does little damage, whereas one bad day of food can undo literal weeks of work. A very bad day, but yeah, if you're dropping 1lb/wk, you could undo nearly 3 weeks of work in a day.
There's some interesting research around the maximum number of calories that can be absorbed in a day, but former 500lb me has some doubts.
SilentScreamsX
I bought a cross trainer as part of my resolution to lose the dad-bod. Did half an hour on it and I'm like "people do this every day?!"
damogen
I feel like that with a lot of things. I would like to speak Spanish, but I'm not gonna put in the time and effort it takes to learn it.
derekjohn
I envy them the amount of free time they must have in order to be able to work on body sculpture like that.
implosion3
From experience when you're young it's much easier to get those gains.. less effort, less time. Once you're older 35+ it takes so much work dedication and free time. The only part that's easier is that you already have less of a social life.. Less ability to drink and party and therefore less to lose in terms of free time
browsererror
It is about priorities. We always find the time to do the things our dopamine tells us it wants. The real trick is talking yourself into having the attitude to get over the hump.
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
I am genuinely very happy to see that the top comment on this post is not sexualizing them. Feels like it means imgur is getting better.
That said, for those who are, maybe ask yourself if these ladies posted this for a bunch of randos on the Internet to leer at and talk about how they want to fuck them? Them existing in the same world you do isn't an invitation. This is gross, guys. Please stop doing this shit.
(And no, what they are wearing does not mean they asked for it.)
BlatantlyThrowaway
Apothecarius
"Could I interest you in some chicken breast and broccoli? What about chicken breast and green beans? Chicken breast and spinach? Hard boiled eggs, or some canned or smoked fish?" All day, every day, forever. I like mashed potatoes too much to have abs.
munkis
Oh my god the power of protein farts!
nspriest233
I myself enjoy pizza too much
TeamSpicyTacos
I used to work at a vitamin/herb store as the gym type advisor. I had to swallow laughs and call backs when people would come in and say they wanted to get into shape but didn't wanna be all muscular. Not one person saying there has the dedication it takes to get there
froglifts
Can confirm. Used to coach a lot of gen pop, women would always say 'I don't want to get too muscular', I'd always ask if I was in the 'too muscular' category, they would always say no and it's like, well ma'am, I've been actively trying to look muscular so you'll be fine.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
I mean, it's pretty straightforward. Don't do high volume weight training and maintain your current diet (or maybe somewhat reduce it). You'll develop muscle and lose fat, but stay roughly the same weight and not get all cut up.
TeamSpicyTacos
You don't realize how far a 46 year old American who never ever has been to a gym is from being able to do that. Maybe sarcasm is what you're doing? Yes sarcasm I get it now!
SofaH3ro
"I would kill for that body! ... Wait a minute, I wouldn't even go to the gym for that body! Nevermind!"
gearsmith
"You would kill for that body?" || "Yes, I would." || "Okay, here's the diet and exe..." || "No, no, no. You've got it wrong, I said I would KILL for that body, not that I would work for it."
FacelessAce
Ask Claudius from Hamlet, killing is a LOT easier than actually doing your job.
gearsmith
"So you shall;
And where th' offence is let the great axe fall.... "
lesbeanAda
Nono, I'd kill for that body, that's mich easier than working out!
hendawg2020
"I would kill for that body!" - Buffalo Bill or Ed Gein maybe.
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
The person you have to kill for that body is your current self. "Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor." - Alexis Carrell
SecondSince
"Eh, i'm out!" I say as i struggle to reach for the bag of doritos...
HandoB4Javert
...then you lose your marbles.
Predacane35
That doesn't specify WHO'S suffering
reverendbonobo
Killing is easier than going to the gym. You have to go to the gym every day. You only have to kill somebody once.
nullbr
Yeah, but then the body decomposes rather quickly, you have to kill one every few days
ValhallaAwaits
Enter Rasputin
Vortexhelios320
Ok, fine: "You have to go to the gym every day. You only have to kill somebody once, usually, and on occasion 4-5 times."
Chronomechanist
Hey, not with that attitude. There are dozens of people I could kill. Dozens! Granted most of them are billionaires and can afford security which would force me to work out until I'm shredded like the girls in the photo just to get past them, but... Hey! There's my motivation!
reverendbonobo
Well, it's easy if you're passionate about it. "Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life." Even if it's murder.
MADchemEE
We're all cheering for you, @ChronoMechanist!
IcemanChilled
Working out is truly horrible at the start when you're out of shape and unfit, but once you get into shape, it becomes pleasurable. You actually look forward to your workouts because it makes you feel better, mentally and physically. The food thing. I agree completely.
ArsenalThePhoenix
i've been working out for 16 years and am in great shape, but i've never looked forward to a workout session so far. Not even one, lol
Superchief86
Same. I've been lifting weights a lot for 16 years now. I love it. I've tried the strict diet that would get me ripped just a handful of times. Fuck that so very much. I like junk food. Plus strong and chubby is still a good look. I still look strong.
warriorofdiscord
As someone who weight trains, I disagree. At the start is when you feel it most. It's when you see the most growth in your capability and you get that sweet soreness that tells you you're doing it right.
After the first 3 months about, it goes away, and the only thing you have to keep you going is habit, if you've developed it, or the future promise of longterm effort's return. Also, everything's more exhausting.
cavymeister
So, you're focusing on the gainz. If I don't get in my 10 mile daily walk, I feel like crap, can't sleep, etc. Sure you get the "I'm making a change now" feeling early on, but you don't recognize how better you feel mentally and physically until you stop for a while. It's just not instant feedback.
habslove
yeah no its not like that at all for me
seekingdaedalus
It is not like that for everyone. I've been weight training for over 5 years, and I loathe my workout every time.
If you expect it to be fun, you might quit when you 'dont feel like it.' Not everything worth doing is fun. Some great things in life are hard. But if you truly stick to it, you WILL be proud of the work - that I can guarantee
Ignak
After like 5 years of weight training, it is still unbelievably hard to try to motivate myself to go to the gym, and it's a struggle every time and it doesn't feel nearly as good afterwards as people say. I guess we all aren't built for as much endorphins
realityreject
Completely disagree. I been going to the gym almost everyday day for 15 years and every single day I hate it with every fiber of my being. It’s literally the worst.
101Medic
Cannot confirm, I had visible abs and was in really good shape in the Army. I'm not sure you could convince me to go back to that routine at gunpoint.
raminagrobis
It depends, really. You can find pleasure early if you train long enough to hit those endorphins. And you can eat anything as long as you adjust the portion according to the macros. As an experiment, some guys have gotten ripped by eating fast food only. I went to a weight loss forum with my own ideas about eating healthy and that was their answer. Some people do use fitness apps to input their burgers and pizzas, not to transition to vegetables.
IcemanChilled
Yeah of course, but the only problem with a "dirty" diet or bulk is the overall amount you can eat, junk food is calorie dense, so while you can still eat it, you have to eat less in terms of overall volume to compensate, which will leave you hungrier, sooner and not to mention that if you're using it to bulk, you will end up with a higher fat to muscle ratio than through a "cleaner" diet. I work out 3 times a week and have 2 junk food days, works for me.
howthehelldidwegethere
I read online that Usain Bolt used to switch a Macdonalds diet before competitions not for nutritional value or taste but simply for the incredibly standardized portions which made it easier to monitor calorie intake, maintaining persistent training regiment, and preventing food poisoning. Apparently he mentions this in his biography so if anyone read it, I'd appreciate verification.
Unitedite
This is mostly true. It was, as far as I'm aware, a one-off for the Beijing Olympics, and the main reason was that he didn't want to eat Chinese food and felt McDonalds the most reliable familiar option. I've not heard anything to do with helping him count calories, and my understanding is that after Beijing he switched to a more professional approach. Link >
Unitedite
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/general/athletics/usain-bolt-reveals-he-devoured-1-000-chicken-mcnuggets-during-the-2008-beijing-olympics-8920870.html
Daemencer
Recent study shows losing weight has very little to do with more exercise or cardio and immensely more to do with what you eat and how much of it you eat. So sure, in theory you could maybe pull off a good body with fast food, but it's a hell of a lot harder. Also, those people you mention, their age, natural metabolism, body types etc count. Not everyone is made the same so one person as a generalization to a rule is a bit senseless
raminagrobis
Yes, we don't need studies to know that losing weight depends on how much you eat. But it has less to do with what you eat than the whole health business would have you think. That's because there is a big difference between losing weight, which means fat, and building muscle. Building muscle means your body will transition from fat to muscle even though you may not lose weight. Muscles need more caloric upkeep so you can eat like a dumptruck and still lose the fat.
raminagrobis
Personally I'm all for eating healthy. It's just not as strictly linked to body weight as claimed in magazines. You could get super fat by eating only healthy food in unbalanced amounts.