Seen these before, always hoped they were real...

May 10, 2021 7:50 PM

SmokeyIsTheBandit

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He's Totally my son! I was so proud when we got his math test home.

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I sometimes also thinked! Nice going kid!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I thunked.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I Thinked! Therefore I Am'ed!"

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jim, age 31

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really fucking hate these types of questions.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Same as a kid I showed the work I did, which was none because it was all in my head. So many zeros....

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There for he is

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a second grade teacher, I recognize the Everyday Math open response question well. My students often have the same answer.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WTF is a "number sentence"?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A formula. This is standard for how they teach kids today. Don’t know why.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Talk about setting them up for a failure. So much stuff to unlearn before getting into the real world.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s cheating! Wait...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thinked therefore I am

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

having been edu-macated, in NY, that right there is perfectly cromulent wordages.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All the way to the bottom?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My daughter needed to answer a question on how she got information from a graph. "I just counted." Such nonchalant mathematical reasoning.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get the rationale behind these questions, that you're trying to push that there is a reasoning process to go through, but they just suck.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Growing up I was always able to do the math in my head and teachers always would take points because I "didn't show my work" until 7th grade

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The teacher:

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I teach this curriculum. That’s what they always say...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My son kept writing this. The rain they ask is so you can learn to explain your self so you understand how you're solving harder problems

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was so you had to figure out how to come to the conclusion as opposed to memorizing the answer for the test.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. Memorizing the basic stuff is helpful. If you know why you're doing an action now you'll know better why you need it later

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*reason

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thunkd*

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought you said I thunked

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So much thought went into this thinked. This is priceless.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

One of the proudest days of my life as a father

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Parenting done right. Here’s to many more priceless, proud moments. Thanks for posting, made me lol.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Glad it brightened someone's day. This site/app has helped me through some bad days

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thats good. It’s entertaining that’s for sure. Take care, stay safe.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thunk!!!! ffs

4 years ago | Likes 267 Dislikes 2

thank* :p

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*Have been thunking

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*thoughting*

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its the count that thoughts! Dang it!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To have been thoughted

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Think, thank, thunk

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

*reckoned

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thunked* Buncha amato- bunch of amata- bunch of beginners here.

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

EXACTLY! you need to conjugate it for past tense.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

What an amazing name!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What's a number sentence?

4 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

An equation, perhaps?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

An encoded message with some number format. it's easier to just use words, but without a cipher you can argue their interpretation is wrong

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's what they call an equation in school now. Shruggy emoji.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Word problems?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

4 apples plus 2 apples, type shit

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Soooo.... words? Lol I'm also confused by what a number sentence could mean

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk I was just guessing

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 8 9.

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Take your upvote and see yourself out.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm no mathematician or anything, but if I had to geuss, it might be a math solution or formula.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Terrible geuss.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One and two went to a bar for a date, three was jealous.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just equations - 2+4=6, 6+6=12. This question is looking for an explanation and showing the steps he used to solve.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I read that as -2+4=6, and my first thought was " this muthafuka over here doing quick maffs..

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That looks like common core.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Teacher here. We often have children show their thinking with pictures, numbers and words.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I had very hard time with this as a kid bc i was always like ‘because thats how it works’ i lost points for not understand how to explain

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Math that i obviously understood

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's exactly why it is required. To be able to explain your thinking shows a greater depth of understanding. Although I would never...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...take away points. I would teach how to explain.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A number sentence would be something like 2 + 5 = 7.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When I was at school it was called a sum.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, it still is, you just need to be able to represent it in different ways.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A number sentence does not have to be addition, it can include division, multiplication, etc.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. All of these were sums. Subtraction and brackets, too. I never got much further than that, algebra stumped me for a looong time.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0