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1.4 lbs
I could never admit this to anyone I know.
fp edit: you all are hilarious, thanks for the laughs. I somehow feel normal now. Well, here anyway. Send me your stupid jokes. Thanks!
theuniverseissoup
What was your heaviest shit?
goatsmuggler
1.4 lbs? You must have been eating P.F. Changs
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
Wanna see how full of shit you are, OP?
youbetchamom
Just verifying I guess.
sqbutte
Doesn't everybody?
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
I've done it.
HannahAbbott
Pretty much every morning.
Costegio
You and everrrrrrrrrrrrrybody else.
anamelessuser
You need more friends who appreciate the depth in silliness
bendeem
@op i wrestled in highschool. i would weigh myself before and after shits every day
rostit
I just crap on the scale. then after a week I divide the number by 7
Lemesplain
What's your record?
goatsmuggler
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3748198/randy-marsh-shit-o.gif
raptorfences
Uh...always. I got a fancy Sharper Image scale as a gift, might as well use it for something mildly interesting like weighing my shit.
kidneythief9
4.3 Courics!
YeahMonkeyKarateChopTheElephant
Anyone who says they haven't done this is lying
fractalsphere
Admitted this to my wife, she didn't judge, and then tried it herself. Definitely a keeper.
FullGrownChild
I do that too, you are wise not to share. My GF calls me anorexic for it. I call it data collection
YblocReval
I keep high a high score. 1.3lbs is where I've hit my limit.
youbetchamom
Beat ya ;P
Cuthbertrideson
Have done this too OP.
pickleticklee
I use to wrestle in High School. Poo and pee can make the difference between having to run 5 more miles
AHornyRhino
So much this.
anitabieror6
Oh yes. Boyfriend got this awesome accurate scale for homebrewing and for a week or so we weighed ourselves every bowel movement
hoofay
I tell everyone i know. I'm proud
howyahowyahowyadoing
I've ofter thought about doing that.
TimTruck
How many Katie courics is that
vnqx
I once admitted it...then everyone else breathed a sigh of relief and admitted the same.
youbetchamom
I guess I feel the same now. Thanks
magicaldaddy
I don't trust people who don't do this
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Did it once, lost exactly 1kg. (Or 2.2 lbs)
badgrammarfuhdaze
Oh shit! I do this too!!
Pepeseinn
I think we all know that you're full of shit @OP
youbetchamom
And in good company.
MAK47
next time just shit on the actual scale.
freewaydog
Don't forget to put the butcher paper down first.
HowDoYouInternet
Save some time
DonutmindifIDo
It's pretty tough to poop on a banana. Trust me.
thethunderingthird
That's so crazy it just.might.work..
keyserv
Now we're talkin'.
MorgothsORing
Won't work with most scales sold for weighing humans. They have a minimum weight of like 15 lbs.
dejavu85308
Hey Steve why do you have a kitchen scale in the bathroom?
PolarHailStorm
Have you tried shitting in the squat position, not just sitting? You evacuate so much more it's unreal, it feels so great after!
canadianbunnyeh
Use a kitchen scale! Yum!
shaqie
*15 Courics
skwotingdog
so just use the kitchen scales
MorgothsORing
I've never had one of those.
ACuntrarianCont
Then just use the fruit scale in the grocery aisle. C'mon, no one'll notice..,
OScrw
Pile up a week's worth, divide by 7. Done.
MorgothsORing
You're underestimating how often I poop
iSethie
You can't handle the poop!
pallyben
Challenge accepted.
ThatGuyWithPureSwag
Please no
iSethie
Please?
bluesun68
Do it all the time. Sadly the scale isn't sensitive enough.
waffledick
exactly true, some times I'll even gain weight. pisses me right off.
hunglikehodor
That all depends on the size of the shit, my friend.
bluesun68
I think my scale has a memory function, so if it's only around a pound it just reads the same as last time.
Broken27Arrow
I once gained .7 pounds. I stopped trusting my scale after that.
OneFroToRuleThemAll
You might have sucked a bit of air up your arse
edzellblue
Do you fart helium?
TurdsOfWisdom
Maybe forcing it out helped you gain muscle
justthoughtyousholdknow
your username is also relevant
TurdsOfWisdom
Oh I know
ajbaum22
Reversepoo.gif
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Watch out for cheating digital scales that are smart enough to give the exact same reading if it's approximately the same as last time!
KraZed89
You know you're supposed to get poo out of your body, not insert it right?
Rainman1344
I've made several mistakes
SF71ZERO
Go on..
keyserv
H4cksx0r
HipoPoopingReverse.gif
CunningLingu1st
well what's all this talk of "taking" a shit if I'm supposed to leave it
helpusdrzaius
It's too soft to insert it through your butt, so you would have to..
myteenyverse