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Mar 9, 2018 11:15 AM
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NorwegianJim
You would be a good potato
JSymphony
Hyoid bone!
Darrions
I honestly think that if a girl told me I'd be a good potato, I'd be more pleased than called hey sexy
TinyGecko
literally if a guy said i would be a good potato i would be so honoured like i would think about it for /days/
imredheaded
"Did you know the only jointless bone in your body is in your throat? If you'd like I can give you one more jointless bone elsewhere though"
GreaterDog
#1 Bone in my throat, you say?
ThunderMonkey44
"Hey... did you fall fr- did you fall- ...are you hurt?"
sentientburrito3
Saw the Credit: Whisper and thought there was some kind of dialogue ????
AceOfShovels
#1 tf does the hyoid even do
HurryUpIGotNuts2bustButtstoFuckndSlutstofuckinUppercut
Hated everything about this sorry op
tehmarxman
It started out cute and god painful from there
DanielHunter279
Got
tehmarxman
You got it, badumtss
Beater00
These made me hurt I'm sorry this is all 2016 cringe and Facebook memes
Lolzorski
Dont we all want someone intelligent, funny and perverted?
SweetAndFullOfGrace
get that fucking minion meme out of here and go back to facebook you absolute cancer
Froudy
I once asked a girl if she had a boy friend. She said "No" which I replied to with "You do now". We dated for 2 years.
Coolbacca
Did she know you were dating during that time?
vrrivera1989
This hit too close to home lol.
Crimanal
“You have bobs and vagene?” is my all time favourite.
bananawiki
Who the hell hijacked my personality here?
KillingTlme
I want someone to look at me like how a Minion looks at a Banana.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
I'm pretty good at flirting when I'm not trying to flirt. The second I realize theyre flirting back I get flustered and it's like my brain>
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
>is simultaneously going into overdrive and floundering to keep up at the same time.
screamingwinemaker
Hyperventilating walrus.
strideo
#1 Should be "we should get together sometime if you'd like to." Sublet but important difference between a declaration and an invitation.
AstroTibs
"Did you know the only jointless body part in your throat could be my bone?"
DethMetal
How is that smooth
LovecraftianHugz
This is a good dump and all but please dear god don't let minions become common on imgur
AbyssalArtorias
I'm sorry, but downvoted solely because of the Minion meme. That's Facebook mom level shit.
kikiglitz
Agreed.
japandler
#6 Trump is that you?
KillingTlme
#17 is
IAmNotTheDevil
Like Trump can manage to do breakfast in bed.
BrobiwanKenobro
DOesnt he just eat cheeseburgers and get crumbs everywhere?
tonksl
Ur throat isnt a bone?
Sicipio99
This is.... really cringey.
CrazyCatLad
Yep. Regarding the first one...just fucking ask, "Would you like to get dinner (or drinks) sometime?" Or brunch. Bitches love brunch.
MarlenaWatches
I thought that was the point....
SavageBadunkadunk
If I see another Minion Facebook post I'm going to start screaming
DanielHunter279
DanielHunter279
I like to hear screams...
chromed
/a/YagZ0
JackieOFlynn
#1 is it the hyoid?
itsabooper
I thought it was a dick.
xraytch
Yes.
JackieOFlynn
I knew 12 seasons on Bones was worth something.
Pifflewick
A lot of those "me trying to flirt" lines would easily get me interested. Then again, I'm easier than a one-colour rubix cube.
Shinster007
isthisusernamealreadychosen
donejenn
Voltair
thatusernameisregistered
How you doin?
BrewedDude
MetaVulture
Al lot of those flirting lines would never get me interested, because I would misinterpret them as not being flirting at all.
Pifflewick
Then you clearly are not a-thirstin' for a-girthin'
MrLunas
And do you go down like a 10 buck ho?
DietCokeIsTheBest
Woah there big spender
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
But even a 1 colour rubix is hard when you throw it at someone...
DBCooper14
This is a legendary comment. It deserves more!!
BroadFjord
I get the feeling you throw the word legendary around a little loosely
InitHello
And rubix cubes.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Single or multi-colored?
BroadFjord
Iamtheknock
This guy gets it