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KorbinX
JD "wanna be James Dean" Couch fucker. Seems legit
BagOfPrayers
It's like how he has legit reasons for changing his name but calling him Jorkin Depeanus will always be funny. Because he's a sellout scumbag
DemonicFruitfly
It sounds like something a hillbilly would do, and he self-identifies as a hillbilly.
5m4llP0X
This fucking WINS! Holy shit!
VeryStableGenius
It's obviously fake. I mean really, what self-respecting couch would ever debase themselves like that?
5m4llP0X
He just hits up a local furniture store and whiffs his way down the sofaskank ladder until one says yes.
kriswinters
It needed the money.
hipifreq
Hey, maybe he did fuck a couch, maybe he didn't, I don't know, I'm just asking questions
5m4llP0X
He won't answer, which makes him look even more guilty!
Bystandr
What is really funny is every fact check and denial does the exact oposite of killing the meme. It only makes it stronger lol
5m4llP0X
I know! I genuinely want a 'coucher' movement where people meme and move the goalposts on him every time he tries to deny and prove he doesn't fuck couches.
lostwalllet
Was the couch’s name Peter Theil?
termi525
... the main guest is already here.
Joebidens3rdtesticle
As a not a doctor, he looks to be suffering from
middle aged fat face.
EverNotRelevant
#12 This might be the best one I've seen
5m4llP0X
This one wins for me, but thanks. /gallery/aO6GaMo/comment/2409097609
horseman05
I don't care if he did or not,He is still a horrible person and has no business being in government let alone the White house.
HonHomes
I don't care if he did or not, he's weird enough that I think he's the type that would fuck a couch "experimentally" and then keep doing it
5m4llP0X
It's also something a horny teenager would genuinely do, and then keep doing if they were just weird.
HonHomes
Oh, for sure, it's the "keep doing it" that I was saying he's weird enough to do, not the being a stupid, horny, teen part
5m4llP0X
Agreed.