BestNameEverOfAllTime
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AFK vs. Noob
Oct 2, 2014 5:36 PM
BestNameEverOfAllTime
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1ROCKINgirl
Yasssss
madvixen
360 no hope
HeroicJellyroll
Silenced UMP was so OP in this game.
SiIverSoul
Loved to kill people with it.. the sound it made was awesome.
ChrisDaPatriot
God, the fucking UMP made me so angry in MW2. Still not as bad as the MP40 in WaW, though.
TalkingToaster
Worse than CoD4's P90 with suppressor and double-tap? We used to call it the personal Gatling gun.
xmsbeanx
Bc I have always been a mediocre cod player...these guns were the only way I could kill anything lol
ViolentPotato
I used to rape face with the MP40 and aperture sight.
ChrisDaPatriot
Wasn't hard.
xshockblastx
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/s4s/image/1383/97/1383976169572.gif
AnvilHousing
That would be me. This is exactly what I would have done.
ghsdkgb
I wouldn't have been able to pull off that fancy jump. I'd've just bounced the grenade off the wall and into my face.
ToastyMozart
Like this guy?
timespacemotion
Fucking noobs
boccs
Luigi wins by doing nothing.
SusanGoGetMyPants
I remember flying a nuke around in unreal tourny. I found some noob sniping from a tower and blew him up......it was me..flying the nuke.
crashtestzombie
hahahahaha, one day I will do something this stupid.
imetmyfatherincod
check my username
whatthehellisgoingonhere
What year is this?
wellnoshit
LMAO
DagothWit
Not as funny as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YamFcRoWUGs
Dezban
nice to see the video for that instead of the end gif. that's funny
NeoNarchy
After MW2 COD went full retard.
TooDrunk
Sorry, I don't play the same game since 2002. What's going on here?
rollroundinthetoilet
AFK = Away From Keyboard. While the person recording the game is AFK, the other player tries to kill them with a grenade but kills themself.
StuckInBetweeen
Rekt.
WhatMyHeartHeld
Got rekt m8
AugustusScuirus
Tyrannosaurus Rekt.
MisterPants
Kid must have been off fucking my mom instead of playing...
ToaChronix
have*
NakoSunao
I know I was!
sendmeyourfavouriteporns
i was too.
UndeadPrinceRicard
I think that guy slept with my mom
CarlosBandana
To be fair, who hasn't? Your mum is a very friendly lady.
foxracing254
That's not bad, at least he didn't have sex with her!
LCDJosh
You to?
iwillbefamous
I would
Idread
Iv slepted with all you're mom's
Ultimatekek
Ha good one
REDS1X
That's why he is afk.
KleptoKea
I love you all.
TheRealWhiteRabbit
'cause he's blind?
TheKindlyOnes
but by all indications, he ended up getting himself pregnant.
TheFlyingPhoque
Yep that's the guy
Huskey27
who hasn't?
thejesusofimgur
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121007165231/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/2/2b/Apply_cold_water_to_burned_area.jpeg
yarir
I don't think it's a "burn" if the first guy was doing self irony
Innuendobot5000
Pretty sure he's talking about applying it to her friction burns and/or gonorrhea.
RedReign
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121007165231/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/2/2b/Apply_cold_water_to_burned_area.jpeg
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
We all did. I'd kind of like my money back though.
YesButAlsoYes
Similar to last weeks, but slightly different! The interest gets milder and milder
OldSchoolNewRules
I miss this map.
Phantomx0990
Me too.
kerisek
pwn'd.
pazapwns
mhhhhm
UvaroviteKing
rekt
RaZorwiresc2
Now there's a word I havn't heard in a long time...
TheLastPwnr
Clearly haven't seen me around then.
TotallyNotAnNSASpy
Do people say that anymore? I'm so out if touch with these kids of things.
calcleric
This is how overpowered the UMP was in MW2.
RatedDForDerp
One of the last good CoDs. Imo
somethingsfuckyhereboys
This is me..... every time....... I am terrible.
MrPeters
Reminds me of
killrbee
yes thank you god i love this watched on replay for an hour
fathersisterberzerker
Thank you.
DoodlinSlacker
Thank you for this
strikerslash
I love how that's what makes the counter-terrorists win.
Dline95
This one seemed like it really happened other one...idk I don't think anyone is that bad at games
TheCutestSloth
I knew it was going to be the gif. And it's glorious.
tuc0001
I like how he's writing "HAHAHAHAHAH" instantly after the suicide :D
MyBeardIsLongerThanMyName
The guy typing is spectating the AFK guy. He was trully AFK :P
LMNOParis
ALLAHU AKBAR
BANANAFLAKE
I would not have expected that on counter strike.
sowaitwhatdidyousaytome
Really? Go youtube cs go fails. So... many...
potshot
It's a pretty typical noob problem to run around corners with nades, and he just freaks out and throws it. It's no slower than switching.
Mordorwinterknights
was hoping for this. did not dissapoint
BL4UPUNKT
This is such a recurring problem. I want to see more.
MagnetBox
That's all there is. Those are the only two known incidents.
BL4UPUNKT
The number of unrecorded times I've done it... I am a shame to my clan.
whiite
"I am a shame to my clan" - Sounds like a samurai about to commit Sudoku
InstantAce
Sepuku. I think you mean sepuku.
equityforpunks
Samurai committing Sudoku? Is that like the most boring and slowest seppuku ever?
CohenMejan
>Sudoku
BL4UPUNKT
I'm like a Samurai, but not.
TheGuyFour
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTvRXXlX2WNmfC8qWZb7lQni_9VQLaAmWiqk5ysA3O8o8y4SXOl
sudoiamroot
Yeaaah counterstrike
ZombieHugsAreBestHugs
Wonder if it's the same noob. If so, that would be sad.
sandiegosd
is this CS:GO?
MrPeters
Yes
StillNotYouTube
I've played a ridiculous amount of competitive CS and I've never seen this happen. I am in awe.
TalkingToaster
You'd never see this when real competitive people play. This is the whole "360N0SC0P#420BLAZITFAG!T" type of 12 year old player behavior.
equityforpunks
Inversion of this was in Tribes, where noobs accidentally fired the disc gun at own base and hit someone in the head at other side of map...
equityforpunks
It was always noobs, because pros wouldn't even try that.
Snooj
This is like watching my kid play CoD. He just moseys around calmly sniping everyone.
orangemarmaladesky
Real talk: If you are AFK in Halo I will use your body as cover.
TalkingToaster
In Battlefield I try to kill AFK players with the most humiliating weapons possible like defibs, repair tools, SUAVs, etc.
GadenKerensky
Unless someone's got a sniper rifle. Then you fucking run.
MostDefinite
'Away From Keyboard' in case you were wondering
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Wabbajackwagon
Seriously at this point if you're that new to the internet at least learn how to google so people don't have to know that you don't know.
mustconsistoflettersandnumbersonly
I was
5alive
And you need no more wonder.
TokarooniWararoonitooth
You are the hero imgur needs.
bhifi
Not the one we deserve
inkandcaffeine
As a filthy peasant, thank you.
CatalystplusReaction
if they don't know what afk is.. and on imgur... i have to ask do you even internet...
bhifi
I bet some were wondering. I still think a snazzy pickup line would be "a/s/l?" But say it to someone in real life
nathaliemaz
"a free kill" if on a console.
codylishush
Yeah someone would have clearly took the wrong turn while trying to turn on solitaire.
BestNameEverOfAllTime
Yay! For the first time my Reddit post reaches Imgur front page!
Noxiiuz
ive seen this actuall video of this a very long time ago. what was it called?
BestNameEverOfAllTime
Low Budget Montage 3. The original video has disappeared but you can find re-uploads on YouTube.
KobeWan
360 suicide
icant3v3n
360 no skill
Erilis
what happens when your mouse sensitivity is too high.
StevieRayVaughan
roll one bruv lyk rn
KleptoKea
bahaha
IamSmutty
No scope
titanfries
more like nohope
Bunryl
360 suicide no hope
IwouldshootTobytwice
Ramonthandi
Fukin rekt
ScimitarsRUs
360 an hero
wessyfbaby
Terrorists should start incorporating spins. A 360 C4 city bus blow up would be worth so many points.
pheonix9595
yep at least 72
jjamess10
I'd pay to see that.
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
Why did they call it the Xbox360? Because you look at it, do a 360 and walk the other way.
a55mu11e7
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TalkingToaster
thatsthejoke.jpg
Trox3l
Tradechat?
DrizzintahL
hah! can u find makirks wif?
Trox3l
/camp makes a sweet campfire in front of you
HeWhoWelds
Guys, read his username..
Aelinsaar
No need to ask why it's called the Xbone I guess.
ImNotWhoYouBelieveIAmUnlessIActuallyAmThenForgetItLetsGrabABeer
I don't think that is possible
a55mu11e7
Myfirstnamewaschosen
Michael Jackson could do it.
wessyfbaby
MW2 was the best fucking game..
BustaCrhymes
Halo 3 is my baby.
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
I miss this game
MrUlmaz
I miss those days, now the game is dead and hacked mostly
xmsbeanx
This! Every year I buy the new cod & spend countless hours online with friends but this past game sucked so bad I sold it after a month.
MajorLeagueFister
BACK IN MY DAY IT WAS SNIPER BATTLES IN STALINGRAD. KID'S THESE DAYS GOT NO PATIENCE!! CoD 2 FOREVER
AtomicPengWIN
HELL YEA OLD SCHOOL CALL OF DUTY WAS THE SHIT BACK IN THE DAY.
RipVanFit
Agree, sniper mission in Russia was the best ever.
Brocksolid
Commando knifing was the freaking greatest. Straight superman flight speed at people. Gotta agree that MW2 was the best.
CGriffo124
I miss getting Tactical Nukes with a Riot Shield + Throwing Knife combo
Efreeti
It certainly had the best fucking multiplayer maps.
oldmanjenkins1
One of my personal faves. Don't care what anyone says.
kaos9
Loved it as well and I still miss it, the whole game was taken over by hackers godamn shame,company said well nothin we can do about this...
ACEPILOT666
MW1 or WwW was better
ACEPILOT666
WaW
Abso
Uhh no, he's talking about World Wat War.
ACEPILOT666
You do realize it's a reply to myself right?
Quest4Life
Halo Reach Master Race
ThisWasATriumph
Akimbo M93 Rafficas as sidearms for every class. Unbeatable at close range.
klonez
I still play..
TheBlackxRanger
better than anything past mw2
Johnnyapplesseed
Still play it if anyone wants to play with me. PS3
MRBEEFCAKE
I don't think it was the best game, but it was the game that I feel like EVERYONE played, so it was a ton of fun.
whyexactly
I prefer MW1, MW2 is good as well though.
SacreDoom
The best game? Gooby pls.
xmsbeanx
I think he meant out of the Cod series :)
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Antics
Regardless.. The game still ran better and felt better than most of the new ones. MW2's hit detection and game play was silky smooth.
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wessyfbaby
Also take out OMA and danger close and it is a fucking phenomenal game
sergeanttbag
That's the entire game franchise summed up right there...
wessyfbaby
Small maps are the best.. If they did a remake now with more maps and dedicated servers.. HNNNNGHHHHHh
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YellowTheKid
BO2 was really good. Ghosts and MW3 are shite.
ToastyMozart
it's definitely not because it's too detailed. That and a 50GiB install size). (2)
wessyfbaby
No they're fucking awful.
ToastyMozart
Treyarch still does a fairly good job, but IW's are atrocious (also in terms of performance; a Titan couldn't max Ghosts at 1080/60, and (1)
juicyJ7
my favorite. well i absolutely loved MW1 but the jump from 1 to 2 was orgasmic.
Pesukone
Indeed. CoD4 was great but a bit unrefined. MW2 was entertaining as hell.
DrBarrelRoll
except for any Halo game ever.
agrumpypenguin
Nah, Halo 2. But MW2 was my favorite COD game.
saiboogu
Halo 2? Ouch. Nah, Combat Evolved.
HeavenIsABetterPlaceIHopeYouAllDie
Marathon, Lightweight, and Commando pro. Magnum 44. with tactical knife was the funnest thing ill ever do in CoD. oh And Micheal Myers!
KittStargazer
I still preferred CoD when it stuck to World War II honestly. More or less the earlier ones on top of things.
ChrisDaPatriot
WaW was my personal favorite, then MW1 then MW2. Haven't really liked a CoD game since Black Ops, which is already 4 years old...
seraku
Big red 1 was the best one. The other WW2 games were great. MW genre is the same damn game with a couple new weapons and even less story.
xmsbeanx
Cod 3 was my favorite...I wish they would go back to that era with the development of the gun control/accuracy of present cod games.
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
I have Big Red One. I've played the campaign quite a few times.
LimuLimvy
CoD4 is the best CoD
GambinotheChildish
Noobtubes
ThisWasATriumph
Best campaign, but MW2 had best multiplayer by far.
LimuLimvy
Yeah, because the overpowered killstreaks, massive explosives, and instant zoom sniper rifles were so fun.
ViolentPotato
I second that. I still don't think I've played to many newer games that have lived up to the caliber of CoD 4.
Illocon
Fucking A, dude. Fucking A. Campaign is top drawer and multiplayer is amazing.
Tiiimmmaayy
My favorite was World at War... yeah, hate on me. Timmy don't give no shits.
OliverKlosov
agreed
sgtcoffman
I know a lot of people who would agree with you. Personally, I dont like any of the CoD's made by Treyarch, but WaW was Treyarchs' best.
TheGenieOfTheLamp
I'd play zombies/multiplayer with you any day of the week, if I had LIVE.
xmsbeanx
Agreed!!! I always say thats my fav. from the series of cod games & ppl think Im crazy!
Tiiimmmaayy
Because it actually took skill to be good. Instead of just spray and pray. Unless you have the mp-40...And the maps were just awesome.
xmsbeanx
When I was feeling lazy I used the mp-40 lol but yes the maps were by far amazing compared to others in the series!
Tiiimmmaayy
I used the mp-40 all day lol but it was also fun to use the semi automatic weapons and snipers. They just don't make maps like they used to.
HeyItsJP
Go ahead and hate me, but I prefer Black Ops 1 and CoD 2 before all other CoD games. Not sure why everyone hates Black Ops 1 though...
diddleyhole
Went 44-6 on Estate with the Barret w/ the thermal scope and heartbeat sensor. Finished w/ the tactical nuke. It was the best day of my life
Efreeti
Damn, I miss Estate
daletvak
Thermal scope was for plebs that couldn't snipe worth a damn.
CmdrNinja
First time I got a nuke was on favela domination, running around with a spas 12. That gun was my favorite thing. I loved it.
ThisWasATriumph
Went 31-0 on wasteland with WA2000 w/ thermal scope. good times...that must have been like 2011 or so.
ThisWasATriumph
finished with nuke of course.
diddleyhole
God I loved Wasteland. I got so sick of the quick scoping, though.
johnnich1214
That was my combo too. Barrett with thermal and heartbeat with a Striker shotgun as my secondary. Ruthless!
diddleyhole
Secondary for me was duel weilding the M93 Raffica w/ also the claymore. I pissed off a lot of people with that set up. Especially on Afghan
johnnich1214
I miss Commando with the Tac Knife. Once got a nuke using only the tac knife. Couldn't believe how bad the other team was haha