MoonAmericanFloydHeywoodR
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It's not important what my orientation is. I just don't want pathways to porn infesting my internet use.
May 8, 2025 6:14 PM
MoonAmericanFloydHeywoodR
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It's not important what my orientation is. I just don't want pathways to porn infesting my internet use.
SternLecturePlumbing
I’m super into Bucky Barnes. Pinterest doesn’t know if I’m a teenage girl or adult gay man https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcW5keGFsZTkweHBycW9ydG1mZDZkanA4Z243cnY3Y3djbG10NXd1OCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/NVxQZbFqFzXnCz589F/giphy.mp4
IfItQuacksLikeADuck
I'd say more 99% of ads I get are for things I totally don't care about & will never buy. They send us ads for the shit we don't need but they hope we'll buy instead of ads for shit that we care about.
I must have seen the ad for the mobile game with the little warrior guy who gets kicked at the bottom of the stage by a giant woman and loses everything. I'm not gonna name it. You'd think that after 10000 times the algorithm would have figured something but no, just endless garbage.
aerodynamit3
Rainbowdaesh
Task failed successfully
NicolasKevinMac
Opposite in this case: task succeeded failfully.
TychoTychoAlba
God damnit why didn't that happen when I did it.
HollerinAtTheVoid
My wife gets ads now that are essentially plain text that read “click here to get her the best adult toy” and it links to advanced Lego sets. It’s worked 4 times so far…..
CoarseAndSalty
I mean annoying but back in the day if you weren't interested in the scantily clad girls you'd get adds for knitting supplies, so lovely that we're moving forward.
filurilurl
I don't think I've had a pop-up that wasn't specifically a bank 2FA one in over 10 years. Why would you do something so insane as to browse the internet without a decent adblock?
HuskyHairExtraordinaire
Search DNS settings on your phone and then input this address. No more ads
williamshakesbeer
Dude I don't know what I clicked on, but all imgur ads are for AI girlfriends. Iike ya I'm single but wtf man, I'm not that fucking desperate.
nsaspyingonuranus
That's terrible, from where ... so I can avoid that ?!?!?
MissWhiteRabbit
So sick of seeing their thigh highs. If you were that great youd be on a date. Stop posting your socks.
OliverOtter
The internet is really really great.
thetickcannothaveaspoontoobig
nosimpleway
guitarfourtysix
I caught this whopper once
MoreSmores69
Could be worse, they could be shantily clad pirates
ArthurT
I specifically asked for pops of scantly clad painted walls, of a uniform color: Black. Damn it.
onlyhalfghost
sorry all I've got are these red doors
shadow351
I've inexplicably started getting ads of scantily clad Louis Griffin (From family guy) on imgur, so yea.
HandoB4Javert
wracklefradgits
Equality.
algoritham
People still see popups?
lildude52ca
all the pop up and ad blockers i had no longer use. i'm on chrome
lildude52ca
*work
algoritham
Switch to Firefox, Google crippled Chrome deliberately in order to get ads through.
lildude52ca
i do have firefox but i found it was worse for stalking me
SacrificialClam
There are only two options, and neither of them are no
Phaxey
That's the wrong meme
NM156
Uh... hate to be the one to tell you... the internet IS the pathways to porn!
DYLANLEE79
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OTlqczQwcHNtcmhkbjlpbHBsZHZiZzkxNDY2OTNhbTQyb3I0YXY0NSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/fXqBJ4VhHvjIQ/200w.webp
javadad60
RedTailedHawk
**slowly pulls sweatpants over assless chaps
Yakeshinu
But, I mean, all chaps are assless. Non-assless chaps are just called "pants". Right?
RedTailedHawk
This is the connotation:
onlyhalfghost
yes, but that's how all chaps are constructed, they're meant to be worn over pants like my petticoat goes under a skirt unless being lewd
RedTailedHawk
Hey, don't tell me how to wear my assless chaps.
onlyhalfghost
put on the petticoat or I'll get out the cat ears again.
Wapusk
l8rrose
The algorithm is so easy to break, though. I looked up a banned movie, and now I get Amazon Ads for things like children's toys with the caption "Shop Cannibal Holocaust Now!"
Rusarules
I need to do that on the weird furry shit going on with this site.
Fyreworx
we've always been here.
StarSumiaki
Algorithm's a little confused, but its heart was in the right place.
andexer
Yeah, Capitalism. "We knows we can sells ya sumthin'!"
umbrellamaker
Algorithm frantically searching its data: "they have to be into SOMETHING"
LiterallyAWizard
Algorithm after I reject every ad & popup I see, including the products it sees me buy on Amazon:
StarSumiaki
algorithm, grasping at straws:
umbrellamaker
*scantily clad trains
darthstormer
*clicks 'Not Interesting to Me' again. Receives scantily clad goats*
LiterallyAWizard
Hey now, we don't talk about kid porn around here
yoyo42
I have changed your kink. Pray I do not change it further...
Theea
Welsh?
ElChupaNuggra
Better than "Not Interesting to me." Click, "Local Schools in your area" :P
apathyboy
Infinity clicks later, you think you are reaching the end of the rule 34 when to your horror you realize... Cantor was right
Psionickitten
I would hope they'd be naked. More natural that way.
HandoB4Javert
MidsommarPrincess
Skuggen
Internet: We have an endless supply of scantily clad things. The only questions is, which one will you stop at?
Thegreenestthumb9
Is it better to stop early so you don't end up teaching the algorithm you're interested in something worse?
Thornaxe
goat smut?!? GOAT SMUT?!?
I only look at fully clothed goat pics. I am a man of culture and taste.
ScarecrowSticks
nsfw for some reason:
TheBigBadBonerBiter
"For some reason" come on, man.
ScarecrowSticks
Hey imgur was okay with me commenting it without saying nsfw but now the rules state I have to have nsfw or mature or they'll slap me and give my 232nd warning or some
SilentShift
Hey @ShoemakerThe an assignment for you <3
ShoemakerThe
I’m on it
NZSheeps
Go on ....
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Aw yeah, it's all coming together.Kronkgif
MoonAmericanFloydHeywoodR
Or pictures of 1960s spacecrafts and interstate highway infrastructure, which stereotypes hold are the hang outs of the asexual.
GlutenFreeCocaineWaffles
As an asexual who lives on a highway... Yeah.
sailorjurai108
Huh…really? Further proof I’m ace I guess!!
NineByNine
nah nah you're thinking of garlic bread and old computer tech.
Targe0
I thought interstate Highway infrastructure was where the prostitutes that truckers engage with hung out? Don't tell me the stereotypes lied! /s
MoonAmericanFloydHeywoodR
I'm talking about interstates under construction or being planned on diagrams. No hookers yet.
Targe0
Ah ok, the build time gotcha.
Ilikestealingdadjokes
If I were in planning Id model in the little mock up photos and diagrams some hookers, maybe a few homeless tents for realism.
Fanner50
Your IP address is in the Middle East?
MoonAmericanFloydHeywoodR
Closer to the Middle West.
FoamingToad
Don't go down there. I've been through scantily clad termites (one being crudely shopped with a bikini) and am now into combined harvesters in lingerie.
Kehy
I read a thing that made filling taxes sexy. I don't know what to think of this world
stayingalive4life
Leaveittojebus
Ilikestealingdadjokes
Fucking got me with a good laugh. I didnt not expect.