Am I looking for someone who doesn’t exist?

Looking for a woman as kind as Magrat Garlick, as wise as Esmerelda Weatherwax, as supportive as Sybil (Ramkin) Vimes, as bold as Angua von Überwald, as self posessed as Cheery Littlebottom and as poised as Susan Sto Helit.

I'll be as devoted as Sam Vimes, as loyal as Carrot Ironfoundersson, as honest as Detritus, as wise as Leonard of Quirm, as discreet as Willikins and as kind as Twoflower.

and maybe a she can be just a bit Nanny Ogg too?