Am I lucky or should I fear for Quality Control?

Jan 17, 2023 2:36 AM

Xalmachi

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Got some cookies for crimbo and decided I’d have a couple tonight.

Umm.. something isn’t right here….

What in the hell is this? Thorough examination proves it to be a massive chunk of the chocolate icing. Holy hell

Here it is with 3 normal ones and to the left, one that’s iced upside down.

Profile using upside down one as a prop.

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Holding for posterity XD I figure I’ll keep it as a special treat. It’s no Jesus or Virgin Mary but I think it kinda looks like a turtle with a cookie on its back and the upside down one as a leg. Is this a relative of the fabled Great A’Tuin?

Yes I measured it. (Huge Quality Control issue here) Measurements are as accurate as I could get with pictured ruler’s identical twin as they were smashed on top of each other in the utility drawer. 3-5/8ths ish freedom units or if you prefer reason 9.2 cm long.

In height it was about 2-2.4 cm or 13/16ths to 15/16ths but some spots may be thinner because of ripples

Ranged from 1 13/16ths to 1 15/16ths or 4.2 to 4.9cm wide. Well.. that happened and I had to share it. Have a good day!

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That's bark from the tree they make the cookies in.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know you got the good stuff when you can't tell if it's chocolate or tree bark.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's no cinnamon toast shrimp tail

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’d tweet this to them either you get a bunch of free stuff for the publicity or they send a murder elf after you to cover it up

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Either way:

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