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Love this book so much
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Such a cool tattoo
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Friends from work tax
Such a floofy boy
Love bugs
animatronicChristmasChickens
#3 Dammit, that was all I had going for me
Bmgm4u
Y'all say to delete your browser history...wouldn't it just be simpler to toss all your devices in a sink of water?
ProfessorMatt
#5 I think that's "Horton Hears a Ho".
DocTanner
#1 I used to have this edition! The edges of the pages were gold. It was absolutely beautiful. I wish I still had it.
AnotherSnarkyComment
Looks like the right Grinch movie to me...
emu314159127001
#7 just the one right, actually. Party. That's the whole platform
baroncognito
#1 I prefer the incomplete, abridged version. I like to pretend "Mostly Harmless" didn't happen.
BewareoftheLeopard
This name is referenced in there...
mihaistnc
#5 The Grinch Xxx parody
Hamsammiches
Forgot how terrible acting in porn parodies is, lol
Humputse
The Grinch grew 5 sizes that day.
magikmarker
#5 might be an oops if you put it on for the kids, and the rest of your family after Christmas dinner.
zeacorzeppelin10
Also, cute dogs and the fluffy one has pretty eyes
ToasterDent
#7 They didn't specify at what time I should party - I'm more of a late afternoon / early evening type of party person.
zeacorzeppelin10
#5 I'm concerned because in the cannon of the story, she's a minor.
astromoondoggie
Janet says hi to your friend
3Davideo
#7 I'm exercising my right *not* to party.
Of course my cat will probably have other ideas. Let's see if I can make it to 3 am without her waking me up with her screaming.
doomedtogrow
#5 no, that’s the one. See it through.
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stronomer
*plus bonus story
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y e s !!!!!!
FiveHeadedSnakeGod
*six-book
Hevach
And Another Thing kind of disappointed me but I've got to give the author credit for taking it on. At least when the HG Wells estate commissioned Stephen Baxter to make a sequel to The Time Machine they waited a century.
Fun fact: Eoin Colfer joined the Facebook group opposing the book and posted self-dafamation for months. He actually won over a lot of the angry nerds in the process.
CrapsMcgee
42
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Forever
zafner
#7 Sigh. I can't believe I have to repeat this again: the Beastie boys did not fight for your right to party.
They merely encouraged you to do so
SteveD31415
#8 You're going to be dead. Why do you give a s*** if someone sees your browser history?
Telemapus
#6 See also:
H2ONerd
#1 In our house we refer to it as "The Good Book". The Guide changed my life. I started reading it when I was maybe 8 years old, didn't understand a lick of it. I've read it again and again since. I'll be 42 in a couple of weeks. Hopefully this is my year.
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SecretAgentSuperBooger
#1 Had that same edition since the 90's.
SavageDrums
I have "a trilogy in four parts" and Mostly Harmless as a paperback
TheFakeCraigFerguson
I had a copy, not fancy, but a copy no less, in high school. I let someone borrow it and the fuck never returned it
brainkandle1
Oh no
SirChadwellHeath
Includes the word "Shrubbery"
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HelloToe
Note that the 'More Than Complete' version doesn't include Mostly Harmless, while the 'Ultimate' version does have it.
jekath
This came out before Mostly Harmless. I have a copy too. I think I bought it in 1990. Maybe 1991.
fortytwoembers
I have my original copy from the 90s too but it’s so worn out I keep it in a box - I love the cover on yours!
blargnobia
I have that edition too! The outside looks great, but the pages are beginning to yellow.
airbreather
Same. My individual copies all fell apart, but I still have that one. It almost seems redundant to re-read it since I seem to have unintentionally memorized it in its entirety, but maybe it's time anyway.
CyberWizard252
I've been schlepping this old thing around since the '80's. My copy of Mostly Harmless sits separately on the shelf. I'm more outdated than I realize.
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LordTwaddleford
#1 "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
OptimusPom
Share and enjoy!
Telemapus
Go stick your head in a pig.
Gogoglovitch
"This planet has—or rather had—a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy."
Telemapus
"And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans."
fortytwoembers
Pure genius
DownvotesStarWars
#1 42
ThatGuy42
Yo.
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rockhydra
But not really. See the computer that took 7 million years to deliver that answer was the precursor to the computer that gave the real answer. EARTH.
lordkario
UM ACHTUALLY, *pushes glasses further up nose* That computer was infected by the discarded professions of the Golgafrinchans, like phone sanitizers, hairdressers, and marketers. They killed off the actual components of the planet.
SO, the real answer to the question was never calculated.
rockhydra
Well I’m guess you’re right as I’m often confused. Thank you for clarifying
stronomer
#1 Hey, I have the same copy. (Including DNA's signature, which I got at a reading a few days after his 42nd birthday...)
fortytwoembers
That’s amazing
stronomer
Still fond memories. He was reading from "Last Chance to See" that day. The audience sang Happy Birthday... The book is one of the 10 things I would save if our house were on fire. And this number includes my family.
fortytwoembers
Aw man what a cool memory. I have my original paperback copy my hubs gave me a bazillion years ago in my keepsake box cause it’s falling apart but I can’t get rid of it. Now I gotta move it to the fire safe cause that’s a good idea lol
stronomer
Sounds like a good idea. You could also search for a bookbinder craftsperson to restore it. Might match the sentimental value. Not sure if anyone like this exists somewhere in your vicinity.
stronomer
(This was in Hamburg, Germany, 15 March 1994)