Dec 31, 2024 9:04 PM
saganworshipper
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Picked these fireworks up from a street vendor today.
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q2grapple
I’m gonna guess “explode”
Apeofdeath
Wait for 9/11
Greymalum
You light it and throw them into a house. Seal Team Six deploys on location to shoot one person, but only one. A box is a lot of summons.
Interleaver11111111
lostwalllet
They taliBAM!
backrideup9
Remove fingers, 1 arm at a time.
anosebyanyothername
I'd say at least three of them will fly straight, but sideways, and one will crash without exploding
Muffyns
Probably make loud sounds with colourful lights. Best used at night . Once lit dont hold onto it
nightripper
Anus warmer. You shove them up your butt and light and it keeps you warm from the inside out.
imnotyourmum
ZK383
Hide and cower from the vengeance they reaped, until shot by a Navy SEAL team, in their bedroom? Oh, sorry, it's not Dead Bin Laden Day is it. Naw, got no idea. I wouldn't light them near any Humvees though.
q2grapple
I’m gonna guess “explode”
Apeofdeath
Wait for 9/11
Greymalum
You light it and throw them into a house. Seal Team Six deploys on location to shoot one person, but only one. A box is a lot of summons.
Interleaver11111111
lostwalllet
They taliBAM!
backrideup9
Remove fingers, 1 arm at a time.
anosebyanyothername
I'd say at least three of them will fly straight, but sideways, and one will crash without exploding
Muffyns
Probably make loud sounds with colourful lights. Best used at night . Once lit dont hold onto it
nightripper
Anus warmer. You shove them up your butt and light and it keeps you warm from the inside out.
imnotyourmum
ZK383
Hide and cower from the vengeance they reaped, until shot by a Navy SEAL team, in their bedroom? Oh, sorry, it's not Dead Bin Laden Day is it. Naw, got no idea. I wouldn't light them near any Humvees though.