Any idea what these do?

Dec 31, 2024 9:04 PM

Picked these fireworks up from a street vendor today.

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I’m gonna guess “explode”

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Wait for 9/11

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You light it and throw them into a house. Seal Team Six deploys on location to shoot one person, but only one. A box is a lot of summons.

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They taliBAM!

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Remove fingers, 1 arm at a time.

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I'd say at least three of them will fly straight, but sideways, and one will crash without exploding

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Probably make loud sounds with colourful lights. Best used at night . Once lit dont hold onto it

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Anus warmer. You shove them up your butt and light and it keeps you warm from the inside out.

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Hide and cower from the vengeance they reaped, until shot by a Navy SEAL team, in their bedroom? Oh, sorry, it's not Dead Bin Laden Day is it. Naw, got no idea. I wouldn't light them near any Humvees though.

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