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https://futurism.com/white-house-announces-manipulate-time-space
Reading this my mind automatically gave it that 60's B-movie monologue voice....
Imwhile comical it is sad that "this" is our governments head science and tech guy....
And this administration is trying to market going backwards as some giant ground breaking leap forwards.....
wannasee
And they are trying to take us all back to the Jim Crow Era....
Voojagig
They meant to say revise history.
duktayp
hey HEY i seen this one, itsa classic! https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExN2lseTgwd3V1ZHA3c3ZzbWEyM2hvYWlqdWozeW5jdGswa252eG5jNyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/RyPfr6SPAHKWQ/giphy.gif
XaoJet
Someone knicked Elon's stash of Special K again...
DancesWithHippos
It's true. They've already taken us back to 1984.
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
"Kratsios is the only science advisor to the president not holding a PhD, and with no specialty in a fundamental science or field of engineering. Kratsios graduated from Princeton University with a B.A. in politics and a certificate in Hellenic studies in 2008."
lucivjov
Yeah, I’ve got my own Time and Space manipulation device under the seat of my VW van
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
I dunno. A source other than “FUTURISM” is gonna be required. Even with this bonkers regime I’m gonna need more sauce on such creepiness.
TheSilverSeraph
It is on the official White House website https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/04/8716/
Direct quote: "But we are capable of so much more. Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space."
mksu
In before they demonstrate this awesome power by changing the time on a clock.
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
PhloydPhan
They're using this technology to manipulate Trump's height and weight. The White House released information about his physical this week and said he as 6'3'' and 224 lbs. In April of 2023, when he was booked after being arrested, he was s 6'2'' and 240 lbs.
prairiedoggin823000
NYPD said 5'11" 285lb.
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
If you want to get right down to the nitty gritty about it, all PBS SpaceTime about it, we can manipulate space and time.
samuelwestphalia
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