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opermech
Scientific research. 1 fuck around, 2 Find out
jriley154
https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/physicists-prove-anyons-exist-a-third-type-of-particle-in-the-universe
TheUndeadFish
Now we just need to prove the existence of onions.
Zreen
that would be a very layered process
RealWorldNPC
Sauce for lazybones op: https://www.quantamagazine.org/milestone-evidence-for-anyons-a-third-kingdom-of-particles-20200512/
captapathy
Do they go well with funyuns?
realpersonjacob
They go good with anyonthing
Auxilium
Can you fuck it? Asking for a friend
Madchant
Great, now the scientists are proving Qanon exists... #dyslexia
jriley154
Science not fantasy
Scieron
SenfinaZeit
I dont remember this episode. Do you know context?
Scieron
The episodes called Time keeps on Slipping. I think season 3 episode 6. The ep. the Globetrotters decide to challenge earth...at basketball.
TK421DayAtATime
GoldPlatedDish
*weh weh* I don't believe it! *wehweh weh* There she goes again! *wehweh weh* She's tidying up and I can't find anything!
Keifer6644
She blinded me with it
SageOfDepth
TinoKnows
Gifs I can hear
afambelafonte
It's poetry in motion
think45
I can here his voice
Jeff9727
Anyong!
ImSorryIfYouGotOffended
Onion (which bitch)
StarkRG
Yeah, hi.
Lingeringdingle
Oh now your just making shit up.
areUconnectedtowifi
You're*
copingcabana
I can't tell if it's true or if it's satire from The Anyon.
realpersonjacob
Could Bee Anyon?
agymcalledsweatshop
Cue the bloom’n onion from Outback Steakhouse
REDisRAD
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah nothing really matters
Anyons can see nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
scottpilgrimmemesandmore
Dannyalcatraz
I’m not crying, I’m cutting anyons!
PlasmaTV
I was hoping to buy some red anyons at the supermarket. They have a strange flavour.
Krustation137
Are those ones uppers or downers?
Harryteeters
I was hoping to buy some dank anyons at the drugdealer. They have a trippingfuckingballsack flavor.
itdweeb
jjw9
Marines eat the purple cra-yons ;-)
DecapodianSaysWoopWoopWoopWoop
That's funny because science.
PunsExceptTheyAreAFewHoursLate
Who's chopping anyons around here?
SamanosukeOnimusha
PieceOtoast
What smells like blue in here?
Slippaterunderthecovers
What a charming response
GentryFriedRichFillets
I was wondering how you'd spin that.
Xanatar
Australians gonna be adding anyons to their shopping lists
sodalis
Wait, that's just Cajun for onion.
DontLookUpFairyflies
Vicith
Coke can: New scientific discovery Kevin Bacon: Me with a room temperature IQ, unable to understand it
Submittedfortheapprovalofthemidnightsociety
LinenProduct
Bepis
Ruhig
So strange to see the normal version.
TheRealLouzander
Is this what happens when you get your Jerry O'Connell from Wish.com?
Problemwoodchuck
Q-Anyon confirmed!
GingerLaird
Now I want some Anyon Rings.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
First thought it was a typo of "anyone", then wonder how it's pronounced. Ann-yons? Ahn-yons? A-nee-yons?
NecroNikolai13
I misread it as crayons at first
SenfinaZeit
Any-on, basically. It was originally a joke about how some particles behaved like bosons and fermions.
funkystay
FYI: You can use an Anyon beam to re-phase yourself if you ever get de-phased.
StarkRG
It's more that they somehow neutralize or otherwise eliminate chronitons which can cause objects, including people, to become phased.
FerbIsMySpiritAnimal
Wtf how do they exist in two dimensions?
myg00
They aren’t abi-turners. They can’t turn left.
StarkRG
My guess is that they only exist on surfaces, but I suppose it might be possible for them to float in 3D space.
hockeyandgolfer224
It's not December 13th yet?
areUconnectedtowifi
Article says Dec 12....?
Davedavedavedavedave
iamahighfunctioningsociopath
Literally the first thing that came to my mind
BryanLaserEpee
ishuni
Hello
madbydesign
I came here for this reference and was not disappointed.
amp99
capngoat
That's exactly what I hoped for!
clintbacca
Narpasswordo
Came for annyong. Was not disappointed. Now I’m going tosee a star war.
pdp1
Annyong
Sty1erK
Hello.
Glittershart
Anyong!!!!
Fistouille
Beat me to it goddmamnit
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ArgyleGargoyle
“That was 90% gravity”
AllMyPeepsAreMarshmallow
Me, a physics student: noooooooo! I still haven't figured out what spin is!
bripi
It's not "spinning", just "spin". The term is used so there can be 2 distinct states, "up" and "down". That's all, just a term.
StarkRG
Here's a secret: nobody really knows. I think it's best just to envision quantum numbers as just numbers that interact with the numbers in
StarkRG
other particles. And particles are just bags of numbers which act depending on the numbers in nearby bags.
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
You better post a link to that article, mister.
DavidHoag
You better post a link to that PARTICLE, mister! *Dad laugh*
jriley154
https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/physicists-prove-anyons-exist-a-third-type-of-particle-in-the-universe
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Thank you!
SerinSymphony
That's actually fascinating. Thanks for the sauce!
Isi151e
I read this, and a couple other articles. The quantum internet one is really interesting. The lab is actually a few towns away, awesome
nosaucesbutapplesauces
It kinda bothers me that the time stamp doesn’t match
PlasmaTV
Oh come on, anyon can find it!
Flyingwigs
Krustation137
Incredible.
RealScienceMan
That's not the point and you know it.
Excalibastard
WilliamWeird
DrSmitey
Did you not post the link so you could make this joke???????
PlasmaTV
Not particle u larly...
IDontKnowTHIRDBASE
So you posted it in hopes to make THAT joke, then?
PlasmaTV
Just stringing you ayong
PlasmaTV
elementary
DrArsMoriendi
It feels like every new interaction is just explained with "it's a new particle".What if it's a wave? What if it's something else entirely?
Qpmz234
Pure convention. All particles have wavefunctions, and exhibit varying degrees of wavelike behaviour. It is conventional to consider a 1/?
Qpmz234
Phenomenon as a particle, with an associated wavefunction. Although a paper has just been published drawing the whole thing back to a 2/?
Qpmz234
Simpler primitive, called an energy fragment, which waves and particles are examples of the behavioural characteristics of. 3/3
Qpmz234
Addendum: Don't know that that is widely accepted yet. TL;DR yes, it's all of those, and "particle" is used for simplicity.
Promethianfire
I have considerably more knowledge of quantum physics than the average non-scientist... and this stuff still flies a mile above my head.