Assimofo's 3 Laws of Robotics

Jul 13, 2025 8:41 AM

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Assimofo was Asimov's restive twin separated at birth and raised by a mob boss on the fractious unincorporated area of Mind Your Own Damn Business. Assimofo was the invisible hand behind much of the 20th & 21st centuries' greatest gizmos and stuff in general that made and continues to make everyone so, so happy.

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[4] no kill monke

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Between human safety - profit >> always profit

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That third one is just a propaganda bullshit.
The idea is covered by a first one. If it is cheaper to employ humans, they will employ humans.

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In Germany “Assi” is a slur, shortened from Asozial/Antisozial, used do describe a person behaving… well, antisocial.

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