
MrSnuffleupagus172
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‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through my home, my (first) Secret Santa had not delivered…not even a gnome…..

Come several weeks later; and I’m all in a slump; until one day, at my door, I hear a loud “thump”…I sprang from my sofa to see what’s the matter. Away to the window I ran like the Flash, I flew open the shutters and threw up the sash…and what to my wondering eyes did appear? A FedEx box, filled with cool gear!

I knew at that moment, it must have been my [back up] Secret Santa, who came to the rescue; with gifts that were delivered…right on queue!

I opened the parcel, with the utmost of care, and raised my hand to my head, as I gazed and I stared….behold before me, an amazing coat did I find, that will keep me warm and dry in winter winds that can blind…as I marveled and swooned, at my new winter gear, what else do I see, but and small box, of electricity! A power pack you say - that can power my phone, for a minute, an hour or all day long…

So a lesson is learned, for all who will hear, that there is a Secret Santa for each of us, don’t fret and don’t fear. For my new Secret Santa delivered beyond all expectations, and I thank them sincerely, for they are a sensation. So to them, I say “thank you, from the bottom of my heart” for your kindness and generosity, are way off the charts. I wish you well, in the new year before us, and thank you is only enough, when sung by a chorus! EDIT: BONUS, the jacket has heating elements in it, and the power pack is designed to power the jacket….oh I’m going to be real toasty now!!!! Double thank you Secret Santa! Woohoo!! Zero degrees out? BRING IT!
PandAnomoly
MissSpelledTattoo
Gnome poem adaptation effort +⇧Merry Christmugs and Happy New Year to you and your backup Santa!
tiderfish
Well done!