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Jan 8, 2023 3:11 PM
Hosmonovitchcasualmillionaire
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mondomar
Ready for banana bread
Frozenspokes
Python bread.
icurays1
Is no skek, is nana! Put down the nana!
CloacaDeepInADragon
cavymeister
Danger banana
Copperbrat
I love that her tail looks partially peeled. What a beauty!
MrsSlavicHorse
“You think this is really funny, Steven?”
IFoundOutThatYouCanHave63CharactersOntheUsernameHowCoolIsThat
danger noodle is now danger banana?
coreunit
It’s a ba na na! Next to a ba na na !
ColmCorbec
I could hear this comment
haquie
I would name it nanners
pocketmeat
Python for scales
nullbr
Has frend
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
In some countries, it is a snake for scale. How many snakes was that? - Those countries probably
badasschemist
What is the name of the phenotype? Very striking. Much appreciate.
amporacle
Not sure, BUT, it might be a Lemon Blast Ball Python?
magicbryanconnolly
Not a banana (we have one, who is gorgeous, it doesn't look like this.) Lemon blast mebbe?
meakitty
So... is the... nope rope ripe or not?
4noku
Awww lookit the puppy noodle!
rainbowstraws
I thought he was gonna be chocolate or cake until he kept his head stable
GrimNyrah
I am a banana
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
?
TooStronkkk
that's a weird banana..
TexMexHex
Pastel Super Stripe?
amporacle
I was thinking Pastel Pinstripe (the Lemon Blast morph)
TexMexHex
Ah yes. Lemon Blast. I think ye be correct.
princessTrufflePuff
Oh crap! You have bananas in your snakes!
georgeluevano1
The forbidden potassium
jellybeantheredonethat
I think it’s in love.
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
Yes, about to hump a banana.
sofiageneva
Camouflaged to look tasty
KnifeKnut
Note how it keeps its head level and generally pointed in the same direction despite being moved around. I never saw it in reptiles before.
LurkingPleb
Good eye! That’s is pretty cool.
SkyRatBeam
When I had geckos I was fascinated by how they would do this. They must just fixate on a distant object when moved around. Orienteering?
KnifeKnut
Wasn't room to point out that birds do it too. I suspect in the common ancestor the visual system worked better when the head was still.
Metlahaed
I only see two bananas…
donkeystothecastle
That's a ripe snake
sortofkindamadbutnotreally
Im no herpetologist, but I think thats a green tree python. They do a reverse banana and start out yellow before turning green when older.
donkeystothecastle
Pulling a Bananjamin Button
EmanNiemThcin
"What have they done to you brother!?" - Snake, probably
Blethigg
*Peels the banana while the snake watches to establish dominance*
DarkRedCape
“Why won’t you answer me??”
PipeandSlippers
IS THERE MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
There's always money in the banana stand, silly.
AHornyRhino
SNAKE? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!?
TherealVenomSnake
Yes?
galapas
That snake is huge!
Fishkeeper
That's pretty small, still. Female ball pythons can get, what, 4 feet long?
Jaqdakloun
That's what she said
narniasreal
Common mistake, that is in fact a banana
PinPointSnarkuracy
A very... very bitey banana
galapas
I see. Wow, that banana is huge… and has fangs.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Too beaucoup!
RandomInternetAsshole
MyWifeMadeMeJoin
Banana for scales.
SpoonOfDoom
OfficerCrabtree
Underrated comment klaxon!
funnyinthehead
Scales for scale
cominginhot
nope rope for scale
TheInitiated
This will be top comment yet
HastyBanana
Multiple entendre!
laura7117
celestedrake
Arbitrarynamehere
I know exactly how big that snake is
Supur
Banana with scales, too.
TheCrimsonRaven
LompHoofd
+1
weirdgur
Scaly banana
inevermadeone
Rookieragequit
Took me a second, I came back to upvote this
KnifeKnut
I have to wonder if it please it is camouflaged. Especially since it doesn't move even when picked up.
InnocentIntentionsTurnedBad
Can see the tongue flickering. At first I wondered what was happening myself
KnifeKnut
*thinks it is
magicbryanconnolly
Ah, they're pleasant but not too bright.
InnocentIntentionsTurnedBad
Can see the tongue flickering. At first I wondered what was happening myself
SirNameless
Nah, ball pythons just generally behave like that. They're big goofballs.
CaptainUnsub
That's wild my cornsnake would never ever stay still like that. Far to intrigued with the inside of my shirt
DonnayWinter
Derp sausages