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Oct 21, 2024 1:14 AM
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Uforia478
He hasn't lowered the bar for normality, he fucking got rid of it entirely, the bar officially does not exist for the GOP anymore after him and I hope they all burn in whatever hell that they bullshit their audience into believing is real
ADiversPOV
Beautifully and eloquently put, my friend
BobJones786
Daughter fucker? THIS guy?!?
notyoubizness
What, only three American flags with gold tassels? Those are rookie numbers!
polymoth87
Those are puppy training pads
flacoloco
is that the painting bought with the kid's cancer money?
300Hectares1TankofKerosene
I think the story is that no one bid on it at his auction, so he bid some high ass number so that he could say it sold for a really high amount. Even though, he was the buyer. He bought, with embezzled cancer kid charity money, his own absurdly stupid, we’re light years beyond satire, piece of shit, oil painting, of himself in tennis gear.
TheCunningLinguists
Yup, it is.
thinkybrainpains
Or money for disabled veterans? Or both.
cabalin
To be fair, a lot of those kids were going to die anyway so I’m sure they would want him to have their money. - Republicans
mikeatike
ridureyu
ConnectToReality
Did they put pads under the balls of his feet to straighten him out?
khun2
FlintNorth44
Appropriate because of the racism...
DJOldguy
Why are his pants a different color to his jacket? They are not suit pants? They look more like a plastic, is that to help conceal the shit stains if his diaper fails?
rustymccay6
What kind of douche bag has a picture of himself like this. Surprised it’s not nailed to the ceiling above his bed next to the mirror so he can always see himself
PaperinoVB
We already have one.
SirDalud
Yo America, fix yo sh1t, ty. You still have time. Yours truly, rest of the world.
LylaLexie
We’re working on it! Most of us are trying really hard and doing our very best! Though if you don’t hear from us by mid-November, you’ll know something went horribly wrong.
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
Elections won't change anything though.
FlintNorth44
I'm ashamed that I needed the red circle for this one...
FlintNorth44
Also...look at that fucking painting. People make jokes about his cringe but he really is a fucking loser.
netutoring
I care more about the absolutely brutal policies his presence as President will enable than I do about how he looks.
cromstantinople
I was convinced it was photoshop, I should have known though, of course it's real: https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-toe-pads-b2470386.html
shinagami091
How can someone be a billionaire and not be able to have a matching suit pants and jacket….
PanNonOpticon
What's with the clown pants?
GraceMcClain
I mean, he IS a clown.
NerdNerdburger
You know how period panties work? Those pants are like that but for shit and piss.
kimwimgoddess
Why don't his pants match his jacket?
Safflower777
Raise your collective standards, America! No one's gonna do it for you. And we all deserve soooo much better.
alcamar
Those shoes have some serious wear in the "lean" section up top. In fact, did it look like they are a few sizes too small?
Conz
iirc isn't it some brain disease that causes people to lean forward and thats why he needs those pads
TrilithonStone
What's wrong with him at makes him like that?
TooRexyForMyShirt
How much time do you have?
DrDred
Dude this is Uhmurica you're asking for way too much you commie. We have set the bar so goddamned low. SMH.
dbox
All right let's get an American flag in here... Make it two fla... Three.
Ritawho
Wtf
davebeastly
Narcissism's a helluva drug.
CairoLen
Idgaf if he can stand or not. I give a fuck that he can't be coherent.
egolikeness
It’s worth giving a fuck if it’s a symptom of dementia.
NickRivieraMD
and, y'know, the evil stuff
khora
Would coherent racism be better?
cuttysark
is he singing something?
Subsound
He's more of a swayer to music
drunkbs
A midi version of ave maria
Sebastopol140
WTF are those pants made of?
ActionJohnnie
Dookie Catcher ™️
shigetsu
if im understanding correctly from a twitter post. a low weight (thin) wool from an italian brand. this guy is cool c: https://x.com/dieworkwear/status/1846687626558066725
shigetsu
btw TL;DR of it is heavier fabrics tend too look better, italian brands like to sell on "luxurous" lightweight wools. so either trump bought the marketing or finds this clothing comfortable. and if its the latter as much as i hate the cretin I'm not gonna deny someone the autonomy of a preference in clothing.
if its the former tho. lol
Fishy820
They are 100% nylon it looks like when the color difference
cactuskid1956
Rubber pants so he can poop pee all day long
DarkSock
SPACE PANTS
MollyInanna
He just was on Hot Ones and seemed really genuine
Notnomis0
Something "water" proof?
SoraHjort
they're waterproof
GraceMcClain
Recycled circus tents. It's so he feels at home.
doobiedoobop
He must have messed up the suit trousers
fastjeff
Odor-eaters
Unpossible
JFC, is he wearing plastic pants because he can't stop from pissing himself uncontrollably?
oldpotatoes
Something from China
nerdsexual
Felon material
BigKat77
Fruit roll ups
secondgoaround
Plastyestubberylon.
MeekrabJones
They look like something straight off of Temu that costs $3 and falls apart before you can even put them on. Apparently imports from China aren't so bad in Donnie's eyes when he owes over a billion dollars. Gotta pinch those pennies while trying to get to where he can put those ill-fitting "suits" on the taxpayer's dime again.
mutingisforcowardsandsycophants
Something designed to not let shit soak through when the diaper fails to catch it. Damn near looks like a tarp.
RibbleTPibits
Hashbrown123
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dEwjogp4wIo
dank69
Yes, the equivalent of wearable rubber sheets.
Copperbrat
Some sort of synthetic toxic waste containment system. Probably makes a crinkling/whistling noise when he walks.
daojones75
I don't know what's more hilarious: that he's stepping on pads to obfuscate his hilariously weird forward lean, or that god-damned portrait of himself in the background. Like, holy shit - Narcissus was more humble than this guy.
GamiCross
He's comparing himself to all those dictators and going 'why isn't this working for MEeeee~!"
Uforia478
Don't forget the pants that look like they are made out of some waterproof material for "reasons"
thepriceisrightbitchez
Uggghhh... grrroooossss!
Uforia478
jimicus
I was thinking that. No way in a million years is that wool.
CaptnVatka
I didn't notice the pads. Thanks for pointing them out!
Weeman5447
"I haven't seen so much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself."
TheDoomBear
i legit thought that was Shooter Mcgavin at first
xj4low
I wonder if that's the painting he bought with his children's charity funds?
SoberToast
I'm not sure, as the painting was featured in the apprentice movie which was set while his kids were still young, though in the movie part of his leg was missing and they mentioned it, so assume it was something that happened and happened then
TheCunningLinguists
Yup, it is.
DukeDarkwood
I've been saying it for years. He is SO narcissistic, that Narcissus himself looked up from his mirror to say, "Dude, chill." Which is an AMAZING feat for a mythological character, let me tell you.
joshuasplinth
Oh my god…
Hashbrown123
Reminds me of...https://imgur.com/yEqdLWn
apollo1983
Zeffico
Exactly what came to my mind!
nycterelis
Isn't the forward lean a sign of dimentia?
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Frontotemporal dementia specifically:
Zreen
And spinal deficiency
DancingSwine
And bone spur ?
albester
And of wearing high heels ...
Santorrr
Not to be confused with trimentia.
Polymathena
Infinitodimentia
TheCunningLinguists
Yup, it is.
3rdoption
What are those?
Dolenmorgul
I work in a facility for people with dementia, I can concur a lot of them walk weird with their upper body leaning forward, in fact one of our residents has it so bad he walks head first into walls some times.
nevernotsure
4 racoons in a cheap suit.
joe6paques
He wears lifts in his shoes that are so high he leans precariously forward. Those risers compensate a bit.
TheCunningLinguists
...or, he has dementia, which can cause a forward lean.
AnonKneeMoose
Both, so he looks like a not-so-smooth criminal.
jrmco1
There's so much happening in this picture.... You're going to have to be a little more specific on that question
Partsx
Dude has the dementia lean, probably uses them to compensate for the lean
koops
1/2 centaur.
Hukkie
DT basically checks every box on that list.... might not count as 100% conclusive if you ask a doctor but it sure as hell convinces me.
ironymus
What is conclusive for me ARE the pads. No sound human being needs those!
MissSiesta
This.
FlintNorth44
Don't start that dumb shit again...
HearMeFart
Huh?
FlintNorth44
I wasn't talking to you but I did hear you fart...
Revicus
Referring to the "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" shoes meme, I think. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-are-those