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BriLikeAnEagle
Thought he was pouring the drink into those liquor bottles at first, was about to call him out. He's good though guys, don't worry.
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
dwolfm4n
Marry him.
Skewed
I wonder how long he took to perfect that!
lovesholly
It took the amazing race contestants a few hours non stop into martini glasses. The bottle necks are inpressive
Oh wait, there are glasses on top, nm. I'm no longer impressed haha
AIComments
Hey, they did that on Amazing Race
JediKnight
Well... they TRIED it. They didn't really "do" it well.
GinevraPotter
I was yelling at my TV the whole time.
PeaAyeStaker
same. so damn frustrating.
Their frustration was frustrating me.
bootyman4000
I wonder how many people are pissed off and waiting for a drink. Good thing they can go to one of the other 40 bars on the ship.
yohoyohoitsapirateslifeforme
dat accuracy
FedEXguy
What was her name? And did he say she was worth it?
herrsturm
Is that the god damn Equinox?
FearsomeMongoose
Made this bitch Sex on the beach, bitches like sex on the beach
tnkitty
Tips. Tips everywhere.
Wolfsleigher
He wants the D...I mean T... tip the man!
TakeThisDownvoteAndShoveItUpYourAss
?1
iliketoupvotethings
Relevant:
ashtonsqueezes
Is it a touch unrealistic that I genuinely wanted him to do the drinks in ROYGBIV?
thepurplesock
Whoa...
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
flair bartenders are somehow both the best and the worst thing ever.
BippityBobbityBitch
all I can think of is I hope to God he wash the bottom of those mixers.
drdruxen
As a bartender- Thats cool and all, but I've been waiting for my drink for the last 20 minutes.
SugarSmack
Is that Tom Cruise?
pokegamer
he kinda looks like michael phelps to me.... ::PP
SpoonOfDoom
Tom Cruise on a cruise. Where else would he be?
I'm glad he learned a little something in "Cocktails".
blackknight64
I'm... actually pretty impressed. That's some skill, there.
morker
KillerTofu615
Takes 10 times longer to set this up and pour drinks than it does to do each individually. Just give me my damned drink.
KennyLAD
When they do this shit, everyone is like "Wow, that's awesome". I'm just there thinking, hurry up and give me my god damn drink!!
tijgerhuis
Well they probably don't do this 'shit' in places you'd normally get a drink. This person is on a cruise, they're there to be entertained.
aBaptismByFire
OP's friend has an awesome watch
SlothlsMySpiritAnimaI
that's not a trick, that is magic. he is a wizard.
Caniac
He turned me into a newt!
gayconstructionworker
Panties wet
You are apparently easily excited. This is a lame parlor trick that is taught to bartenders to appeal to tourists. Takes WAAY to long to do.
MouseratFormerlyScarecrowBoat
Change your username to killeroffun
TheWhiskyIdiot
Panty sweat
bootdy sweat
YoullHaveNothingAndLikeIt
If I tried to do that, everything would be wet
Imza
Says the person with "gayconstructionworker" as their username
thefilesareINthecomputer
As a bartender - fuck this guy, he's so much better than I'll ever be
xenwall
I was about to say "That's what someone said when this was posted months ago." Then I realized that this was posted months ago.
iROFLcat
I went to bartending school, they taught me this one with 3. If my normal clientele would be impressed with this, I would do it...
donomatic
As a bartender, this only works if time allows for it.Expediency and personality do better for you. Good Ace up the sleeve though!
VladThePoker
as a bartender, it looks cool but it's slow and an impractical way to make drinks
NineOutOfTenWouldBangAgain
+1 fuck this guy.
Vacationdad
As a bartender fuck this guy. He isn't straining those for shit! Those are going to be the most bruised watered down cocktails ever.
Kpizza96
If it makes you feel better there might be a guy that is way better than him and your skills are probably greater than someone else's
grandmamasterbacon
Bartenders of imgur unite. Fuck this guy.
Unheardprophet
na dude, upvotes and props. love not hate.
BendysnatchCabbagestrudel
I thought the same thing... then I got even more frustrated when I realized that he's also on a cruise ship which is probably swaying
causality
http://media.giphy.com/media/tmQIewdy2N4m4/giphy.gif
Euouae
As a bartender- I agree.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
As a bartender, this is easier than it looks.
thisnameistaken
I've worked in a bar since I was 15 and I can't even do the shamrock on Guinness
TheDevNull
Yeah, but he is so much slower. If I want to see a circus, I'll go to the damn circus. Just give me my damn drink and be done with it.
immagonnatickleyourpicklesooooogooooood
I used to be able to put a shamrock on a pint of Guinness.
itsmytuesdaymorningandilldrinkifiwantto
As a bartender, I thought it was cool... until I realised it was different cocktails, different size glasses... o.O
jvjanisse
Almost looks like he has to do it so the streams hit each glass. (because the rims on the glasses are too wide)
FaLaLaLaLaGrumpy
As a fellow bartender, fuck that guy. Customers are much happier when you talk to them and get their drinks quicker
njwest
All I can think about is how unsanitary the bottom of each of those mixing cups are
That's a pretty standard way to pour from a mixer.
Spacebread
It's a cruise ship; everything is unsanitary.
Idontknowmyusername
Alcohol will kill everything... or at least is what I would like to think
FaptainKirk
In my case, it certainly killed that family in the other car! Ha! Drunk driving joke...
Rob4Vendetta
Let's just take a moment of silence in the alcohol that is lost when bartenders around the world keep trying this.
for*, shut up
No. Go fuck yourself, he's right. This trick, even when perfected, results in shitloads of spilled alcohol. Just pour the damned drink.
Agrilledcheese
we play with water for practice.
BirdAndBearAndHareAndFish
As a bartender, you never practice flare with actual alcohol. Water. Always.
isthatawolf
i just got a job at a club. they trained us in making cocktails. so much liquor was poured down the drain that day
itrollirl
Why not try with water till you've got it?
Because this is a trick that will always fuck up when you add different alcohol consistencies because of the speed at which they pour.
GimcrackGewgaw
As a former bartender, experiment w well liquor and give away the results. Reap your reward in tips.
swagikarp08
I would totally fuck that up.
rouik
Last time someone tried was on the Titanic.
tifalif
I read "I would totally fuck that" I need sleep.
Acidicgrin
there ha to be a fail gif for this
Drhoges
The guy or the pour?
sovereignth
Came here for this comment. +1
why not both?
TallAndPowerful
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illegalacorn
mmmyes
You cumslut, you.
bumblebeehedgehogfish
For a second I was like "wtf? That's well out of line!" Then I realized.
swellfie
what's the sea version of turbulence? cuz that would've been seriously shitty
NipplesOfTheNorth
might not be turbulence but you know this man drowned in the pussy that night
you're all wrong, i looked it up. it's still turbulence. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/turbulence
TheuserformerlyknownasDan
Or chop
Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
...turbulence.
sophieshealthychoice
Wetulence
forrestbob
I usually run to the bathroom after one of those
notgettingmuchdone
The sea was angry that day my friends..
Shinotsa
sea-riously shitty.
TheMagicalHindu
Choppy.
CmdrWyrm
Nah, the land version of turbulence is more likely to be shitty. I believe it is called flatulence.
TheOfficialBuzzKillington
Hve you seen titanic? Now you know sea turbulence.
RavenDay
ICEBERG!
AlwaysTheBigSpoon
A wave, you peasant
IdeletedmyoldaccountandIneedanewonetoupvotethings
WATER MOVING FUCK FUCK GAMES, THAT'S WHAT
ninjasstolemydog
You win.
TetraNordeh
Pitching deck is what the Navy calls it. More of an issue for planes trying to land on aircraft carriers, though.
BigAZNMan
whales
mindiloohoo
This is my favorite question of the day.
OfficialJimmieRustlers
Waves...
underpantswizard
Never heard of 'em
OhNoImStuckInALoop
Hi
tommynickamo
Best reply I'll read all week
Beestonian
MySecondAccount
He's even on a boat!
weirdozzie
Waves. The word you`re looking for is waves.
FabricatiDiemPvnc
don't they have like...floating floors (in a sense) in cruise ships so that they stay level in the dining areas and whatnot?
icarus86
they have underwater ballasts and stabilizers to keep the whole ship level...worked with 3 people who spent 5 years on crusie ships
gammaj4
Cruise ships are really quite large. You're gonna need some big-ass waves before anyone on deck feels it.
Surrealle
Its fun in the pool though. Standing in the 5 ft section with ankle deep water, and watching it all coming back at you from the other side
helloyesthisis
Doesn't take much but certain areas of the ship are more pronounced. If you want a rollercoaster, go to the rear deck.
Or some really big ass-waves.
Yes, those are the worst.
chau8238
Rogue waves!!!
CoachDanCampbell
Son of a fisherman, eh?
Kargathia
Not to mention that they're specifically designed for stability - wouldn't want to make their passengers sea-sick.
PlutoIsSoAPlanet
You can still feel it move, and in heavy seas land lubbers walk around the ship like they're drunk (many probably are of course).
ash1k1
Only in extreme weather will you feel the bigger cruise ships (Independence of the Seas and up). Otherwise it's like a hotel in water.
jesspborn
Yeah, we had pretty rough sea in Alaska on the carnival millenium, and I didn't feel a thing unless I was on deck watching the horizon.
akujin
I disagree. Waves can be felt pretty easily, depending upon if the ship is going with or against the grain (so to speak).
BriLikeAnEagle
Thought he was pouring the drink into those liquor bottles at first, was about to call him out. He's good though guys, don't worry.
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
dwolfm4n
Marry him.
Skewed
I wonder how long he took to perfect that!
lovesholly
It took the amazing race contestants a few hours non stop into martini glasses. The bottle necks are inpressive
lovesholly
Oh wait, there are glasses on top, nm. I'm no longer impressed haha
AIComments
Hey, they did that on Amazing Race
JediKnight
Well... they TRIED it. They didn't really "do" it well.
GinevraPotter
I was yelling at my TV the whole time.
PeaAyeStaker
same. so damn frustrating.
JediKnight
Their frustration was frustrating me.
bootyman4000
I wonder how many people are pissed off and waiting for a drink. Good thing they can go to one of the other 40 bars on the ship.
yohoyohoitsapirateslifeforme
dat accuracy
FedEXguy
What was her name? And did he say she was worth it?
herrsturm
Is that the god damn Equinox?
FearsomeMongoose
Made this bitch Sex on the beach, bitches like sex on the beach
tnkitty
Tips. Tips everywhere.
Wolfsleigher
He wants the D...I mean T... tip the man!
TakeThisDownvoteAndShoveItUpYourAss
iliketoupvotethings
Relevant:
ashtonsqueezes
Is it a touch unrealistic that I genuinely wanted him to do the drinks in ROYGBIV?
thepurplesock
Whoa...
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
flair bartenders are somehow both the best and the worst thing ever.
BippityBobbityBitch
all I can think of is I hope to God he wash the bottom of those mixers.
drdruxen
As a bartender- Thats cool and all, but I've been waiting for my drink for the last 20 minutes.
SugarSmack
Is that Tom Cruise?
pokegamer
he kinda looks like michael phelps to me.... ::PP
SpoonOfDoom
Tom Cruise on a cruise. Where else would he be?
SugarSmack
I'm glad he learned a little something in "Cocktails".
blackknight64
I'm... actually pretty impressed. That's some skill, there.
morker
Hey, they did that on Amazing Race
KillerTofu615
Takes 10 times longer to set this up and pour drinks than it does to do each individually. Just give me my damned drink.
KennyLAD
When they do this shit, everyone is like "Wow, that's awesome". I'm just there thinking, hurry up and give me my god damn drink!!
tijgerhuis
Well they probably don't do this 'shit' in places you'd normally get a drink. This person is on a cruise, they're there to be entertained.
tijgerhuis
Well they probably don't do this 'shit' in places you'd normally get a drink. This person is on a cruise, they're there to be entertained.
aBaptismByFire
OP's friend has an awesome watch
SlothlsMySpiritAnimaI
that's not a trick, that is magic. he is a wizard.
Caniac
He turned me into a newt!
gayconstructionworker
Panties wet
KillerTofu615
You are apparently easily excited. This is a lame parlor trick that is taught to bartenders to appeal to tourists. Takes WAAY to long to do.
MouseratFormerlyScarecrowBoat
Change your username to killeroffun
TheWhiskyIdiot
Panty sweat
gayconstructionworker
bootdy sweat
YoullHaveNothingAndLikeIt
If I tried to do that, everything would be wet
Imza
Says the person with "gayconstructionworker" as their username
thefilesareINthecomputer
As a bartender - fuck this guy, he's so much better than I'll ever be
xenwall
I was about to say "That's what someone said when this was posted months ago." Then I realized that this was posted months ago.
iROFLcat
I went to bartending school, they taught me this one with 3. If my normal clientele would be impressed with this, I would do it...
donomatic
As a bartender, this only works if time allows for it.Expediency and personality do better for you. Good Ace up the sleeve though!
VladThePoker
as a bartender, it looks cool but it's slow and an impractical way to make drinks
NineOutOfTenWouldBangAgain
+1 fuck this guy.
Vacationdad
As a bartender fuck this guy. He isn't straining those for shit! Those are going to be the most bruised watered down cocktails ever.
Kpizza96
If it makes you feel better there might be a guy that is way better than him and your skills are probably greater than someone else's
grandmamasterbacon
Bartenders of imgur unite. Fuck this guy.
Unheardprophet
na dude, upvotes and props. love not hate.
BendysnatchCabbagestrudel
I thought the same thing... then I got even more frustrated when I realized that he's also on a cruise ship which is probably swaying
causality
http://media.giphy.com/media/tmQIewdy2N4m4/giphy.gif
Euouae
As a bartender- I agree.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
As a bartender, this is easier than it looks.
thisnameistaken
I've worked in a bar since I was 15 and I can't even do the shamrock on Guinness
TheDevNull
Yeah, but he is so much slower. If I want to see a circus, I'll go to the damn circus. Just give me my damn drink and be done with it.
immagonnatickleyourpicklesooooogooooood
I used to be able to put a shamrock on a pint of Guinness.
itsmytuesdaymorningandilldrinkifiwantto
As a bartender, I thought it was cool... until I realised it was different cocktails, different size glasses... o.O
jvjanisse
Almost looks like he has to do it so the streams hit each glass. (because the rims on the glasses are too wide)
FaLaLaLaLaGrumpy
As a fellow bartender, fuck that guy. Customers are much happier when you talk to them and get their drinks quicker
njwest
All I can think about is how unsanitary the bottom of each of those mixing cups are
grandmamasterbacon
That's a pretty standard way to pour from a mixer.
grandmamasterbacon
That's a pretty standard way to pour from a mixer.
Spacebread
It's a cruise ship; everything is unsanitary.
Idontknowmyusername
Alcohol will kill everything... or at least is what I would like to think
FaptainKirk
In my case, it certainly killed that family in the other car! Ha! Drunk driving joke...
Rob4Vendetta
Let's just take a moment of silence in the alcohol that is lost when bartenders around the world keep trying this.
Rob4Vendetta
for*, shut up
KillerTofu615
No. Go fuck yourself, he's right. This trick, even when perfected, results in shitloads of spilled alcohol. Just pour the damned drink.
Agrilledcheese
we play with water for practice.
BirdAndBearAndHareAndFish
As a bartender, you never practice flare with actual alcohol. Water. Always.
isthatawolf
i just got a job at a club. they trained us in making cocktails. so much liquor was poured down the drain that day
itrollirl
Why not try with water till you've got it?
KillerTofu615
Because this is a trick that will always fuck up when you add different alcohol consistencies because of the speed at which they pour.
GimcrackGewgaw
As a former bartender, experiment w well liquor and give away the results. Reap your reward in tips.
swagikarp08
I would totally fuck that up.
rouik
Last time someone tried was on the Titanic.
tifalif
I read "I would totally fuck that" I need sleep.
Acidicgrin
there ha to be a fail gif for this
Drhoges
The guy or the pour?
sovereignth
Came here for this comment. +1
swagikarp08
why not both?
TallAndPowerful
.jpeg
illegalacorn
mmmyes
Drhoges
You cumslut, you.
bumblebeehedgehogfish
For a second I was like "wtf? That's well out of line!" Then I realized.
swellfie
what's the sea version of turbulence? cuz that would've been seriously shitty
NipplesOfTheNorth
might not be turbulence but you know this man drowned in the pussy that night
swellfie
you're all wrong, i looked it up. it's still turbulence. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/turbulence
TheuserformerlyknownasDan
Or chop
Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
...turbulence.
sophieshealthychoice
Wetulence
forrestbob
I usually run to the bathroom after one of those
notgettingmuchdone
The sea was angry that day my friends..
Shinotsa
sea-riously shitty.
TheMagicalHindu
Choppy.
CmdrWyrm
Nah, the land version of turbulence is more likely to be shitty. I believe it is called flatulence.
TheOfficialBuzzKillington
Hve you seen titanic? Now you know sea turbulence.
RavenDay
ICEBERG!
AlwaysTheBigSpoon
A wave, you peasant
IdeletedmyoldaccountandIneedanewonetoupvotethings
WATER MOVING FUCK FUCK GAMES, THAT'S WHAT
ninjasstolemydog
You win.
TetraNordeh
Pitching deck is what the Navy calls it. More of an issue for planes trying to land on aircraft carriers, though.
BigAZNMan
whales
mindiloohoo
This is my favorite question of the day.
OfficialJimmieRustlers
Waves...
underpantswizard
Never heard of 'em
OhNoImStuckInALoop
Hi
tommynickamo
Best reply I'll read all week
Beestonian
MySecondAccount
He's even on a boat!
weirdozzie
Waves. The word you`re looking for is waves.
Beestonian
FabricatiDiemPvnc
don't they have like...floating floors (in a sense) in cruise ships so that they stay level in the dining areas and whatnot?
icarus86
they have underwater ballasts and stabilizers to keep the whole ship level...worked with 3 people who spent 5 years on crusie ships
gammaj4
Cruise ships are really quite large. You're gonna need some big-ass waves before anyone on deck feels it.
Surrealle
Its fun in the pool though. Standing in the 5 ft section with ankle deep water, and watching it all coming back at you from the other side
helloyesthisis
Doesn't take much but certain areas of the ship are more pronounced. If you want a rollercoaster, go to the rear deck.
SpoonOfDoom
Or some really big ass-waves.
gammaj4
Yes, those are the worst.
chau8238
Rogue waves!!!
CoachDanCampbell
Son of a fisherman, eh?
CoachDanCampbell
Son of a fisherman, eh?
Kargathia
Not to mention that they're specifically designed for stability - wouldn't want to make their passengers sea-sick.
PlutoIsSoAPlanet
You can still feel it move, and in heavy seas land lubbers walk around the ship like they're drunk (many probably are of course).
ash1k1
Only in extreme weather will you feel the bigger cruise ships (Independence of the Seas and up). Otherwise it's like a hotel in water.
jesspborn
Yeah, we had pretty rough sea in Alaska on the carnival millenium, and I didn't feel a thing unless I was on deck watching the horizon.
akujin
I disagree. Waves can be felt pretty easily, depending upon if the ship is going with or against the grain (so to speak).