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Oct 23, 2024 3:59 PM
lNoodleQueen
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NeonKitsune
Yeah. She may not have known he was an actual billionaire, but you're not going to convince me that she didn't know he was at least rich to SOME degree. Rich people's egos typically won't allow them to present as poor.
Alanslays
kaarbaakimgr
Regardless, he’s a pretty stand up guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Davis_(American_football)?wprov=sfti1
tarataqa
DrSchlepenstein
I'll believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
getthismanabeer
Nice reference capn
Krashtestdummy
OneMoreLime
He didnt tell her he was a billionaire, but there were signs...
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
He kinda looks like Trump... It's weirding me out.
NSFWfrontpage2
Her name is Hayden Hopkins and they both deny dating each other. The rumors started when she was seen sitting next to him in the owner's box at a game. She is pregnant and the says the father is MLB player Joey Gallo. source: https://www.tmz.com/2024/05/28/hayden-hopkins-expecting-child-mlb-player-joey-gallo-not-mark-davis/
thereitis101
Man, for once Gallo did not strike out
HamDangler7TheLuckOfTheDangle
I know a Harkonnen when I see one
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surroundedbytwits
Stop. It’s always been the bowl cut.
FeloniousMonk13
That Mark Davis is one sexy motherfucker
dajustifier
I don't think one is legally allowed to have that haircut without a mental disorder.
downrightmike
Being insanely greedy is a mental disorder, if he were a chimp hoarding billions of bananas, he'd be dissected to see what was wrong with his brain
dajustifier
Evil, crazy, or stupid can often be confused with each other. I think once an individual obtains so much wealth and distances themselves from society they develop an imposed mental disorder. They see themselves as chosen and superior.
FoxySpirit
She looks like she had plastic surgery. All of it.
Zalophus
She's hitting uncanny valley for me tbh.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Becker37
FPAlpha
There's probably 2 types of millionaires/billionaires - the truly dellusional ones who actually think golddiggers like them for their person and the others who don't care either way because they just want a hot woman by their side to fuck whenever they want and if she makes too much trouble she'll be exchanged for one in the long line waiting to get their shot.
DisgruntledFerret
I would imagine part of a successful marriage is marrying someone before you are unspeakably wealthy. ...I wish I could have such problems.
FPAlpha
Or have an independent partner, who doesn't need or want your money.
stuart1965
for me it was my fingers
Redyls
skipweasel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj-9lSEBBm0 "...what first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?"
thejollybengaly
He's sportin that Lloyd Christmas look!
GreyKnightTemplar666
The strippers all tell me I'm the funniest guy in the club...
CaptnVatka
Self delusion is just sad.
doobiedoobop
He knows, he's just downplaying the suggestions that he's a creep and that she's a single-client sex worker.
stabthecrab
He’s making a joke and you guys didn’t get it
billstranger
Neither of those faces is particularly attractive.
waddyaknowjoe
and that hairline
METROlD
Does she have 3 boobs?
Br0doSwaggins
Mark is rocking the Lloyd Christmas.
rossimus
What's weirder still is that it's so obviously not his natural hair; he could have had it look like anything and that's what he went with.
mondomar
On both of them. She looks like she came out of a box
foreverinchains
Well, we all did.
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Bucket-shaped
JonSnowAKAAegonTargaryen
Ye Olde Bowl Cut.
JerBearington
Can't buy taste
rbudrick
I'm convinced billionaires all have horrible hair because they trust no one to cut it.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
At least they could pull a Jeff Bezos and go full Lex Luthor...
rbudrick
Troof, but then they'd all be completely outed as nazis and only actually bald guys can say "welp, bald, what can ya do? May as well fash."
dirque
It really brings the look together.
mrthewhitee
Jesus, dude, you're fucking a billionair. Pay someone to cut your hair right lol.
Rauca
Yeah, just take it off, box it up and send it to your chosen barber. Lord knows he can afford the return postage too.
14NipplesAndSomeGin
He does. He pays one specific barber to cut his hair like exactly like that. He'll even fly the person to wherever he is when he thinks he needs a trim. Mark Davis makes a very conscious decision every few weeks to look like that. That's a choice he made. Himself.
stryhf
I guess when you're a billionaire, you're literally out of fucks to give. I wish more billionaires could be like this, where they do their own thing and don't piss in the communal pool.
As far as NFL owners go he's not even on the bad end (granted we're grading on a scale), he's considered one of the better owners.
Br0doSwaggins
He can't even manage a football team right.
14NipplesAndSomeGin
As a lifelong Raiders fan:
persondude27
He's just a big fan of Die Antwoord.
RevolutionOnHerLips
lpooptoomuch
shame they ended up being the garbage people they dress up to look like
taez555
rabbitron
"It was a shitbox."
taez555
rabbitron
"I like to think that Cookie and I work as a team. Although I do nothing."
taez555
I added music to this one. :-)
joe6paques
She looks AI-generated.
neverhappytoasterdog
Evil Barbie.
NeonKitsune
I definitely thought it might be a photo of one of those high dollar life sized sex dolls.
TheVampireDante
-and he looks like he's related to trump.
pachyderm
Flavio Briatore … evil Italian billionaire
Nacon
Yeah... she's lying.
aguacatedeldiablo
I would assume she thought he was fabulously wealthy, just not specifically a billionaire. It's not like she'd be "slumming it" with someone who had only half a billion.
wadatahmydamie
He’s paying her a great deal of money to lie
Hurro
Yeah, she probably thought he was just a multimillionaire at the party they were at when they met.
ramshead91
She didn't know how much he was worth it was just enough to get her and 3 generations easy lives.
FlatPlutoSociety
I'm way more inclined to believe that she never said anything of the sort and he's the one who's full of shit.
rukeman
And he's an idiot.
OppaGangnamPyle
Maybe she doesn't want to hurt his feelings with honesty
MrOne2
KrisSommer
Actuality HE’s the liar. He is saying she didn’t know.
kilgoth1
No way someone she was with didn't know who he was. No fucking way.
DeepMemeConversations
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
I mean if she married him for the money i doubt she's against saying what he wants to hear or that he has enough humility to understand the praise is false.
backrideup9
So is he. Or maybe he is that dumb, the Raiders have been a dumpster fire for years.
DannoWaso
And Tom Brady just became a part owner. 😬
NoCutsNoButsNoCoconuts
In fairness, the dumpster fire started well before Mark took over after his dad’s death.
TheUnstoppableWampas
No shit. Did that really require a comment?
NSFWfrontpage2
The joke is the implication that she is not a gold digger because she thought he was just some run of the mill millionaire vs a billionaire.
DannoWaso
westPAguy
odevon96538339
He is pregnant
Noxious89123
HE IS PORGNET?! GREGNANT?! :O
Shahz88
Pregante
Cranbananarama
Pregananant?!
MapleSyrupMafia
If regret had a face.
Midgarmerc
She is absolutely somewhere else mentally
vanderzee