Behold My Shorts IX!

Aug 29, 2025 7:24 AM

LembachTheProfessor

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#7 Warning: Jump Scare!

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#9 Meep. Meep. Meep.

#10 Bap!

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#13 That is a huge mouse!

#14 Mufasa! Nooooo!

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#17 The chick has been fed by its mommy up until now. Why won't the food go into its mouth??

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#21 Guy builds an old mill ride in his backyard.

#22 A ne'er-do-well blocks the drone signal.

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#29 So I like disco. Fight me.

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Morri & Pippin Tax

animals

aww

cat

funny

dog

#24 say what you will about him, but I do agree. My Porsche Macan is the reason my dog hasn't had major issues from paraphimosis, infection and also why my ex made it to the hospital in record time before an ambulance could think of showing up.
Also, radar detector.

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#21 this is spectacular! People are so fucking creative.

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#3 This is adorable, but the first time one of the lions love-tackled this guy, he must have shit his pants, right?

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#2 I don't want to fly in something that can't glide in if the engines fail.

A helicopter can autogyro in. It basically glides. Similar to a gyro-copter which doesn't have a powered main rotor.

A quadcopter like the one shown, if 2 motors on the same arm goes out, it would take a really good pilot with just the right wind circumstances to land it. That is, IF that particular one is even capable of flying on 3 pairs. Without main rotors, it CAN have a parachute if you are high enough..

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#3 Things I will never do #14,569: Get a big, loving hug from a lion.

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#12 TIL that Venice is an incredibly sophisticated Rain barrel.

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#16 is MAGA leadership distracting MAGA voters while trafficking MAGA children.

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#1 Also great acting from the girl in pink

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Is that Gus Johnson?

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Indeed. Girl in pink needed more screentime.

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#3 Seeing them recognise their nurturers, gives me hope that humanity will remember its place in nature, as its protector, not its villain.

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It's exactly the same way my orange snuggles with me. Jump to shoulder, full bodyweight headbutts and face rubs. Thankfully he's like 6lbs at most though, not quite the same size as a lion!

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I too am used to the ferocious love of a very small predator.

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