JKBenton
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JKBenton
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cre8majic
Ahh The Prairie Dog Spell!
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SteveTheEgg
I wish bathroom attendants would be normalized again.
ariania
thiiis! in japan they check after you (not everywhere ofc). But it should be everywhere imo!
Beawesomememes
Boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime,
That’s why I poop,
On company time.
TheFastpaws
Years ago at my first real job I came into a shift and the leaving shift laughed. I didn't get why until it was called to clean the bathrooms. I setup the signs and went in to clean the men's. A foul scent hit my nose. I went looking for it figuring somebody didn't flush. It hit me the worst when I opened the handicap stall. It looked like someone had spray painted the entire toilet and surrounding walls with shit. I taped up the door and refused to clean it.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
It's not messy people that mess up toilets. It's the germophobes who put down four layers of paper and then block the toilet.
Rips4w
Uh, it is most definitely messy people. What the fuck are you talking about?
TKpotato
Saw a used pad on TOP of the trash can specifically for the pads at the airport agghh
InnerBushman
I have never seen a germophobe who shits on the toilet seat.
EmeraldLight
I have. They squat above it.
CedricDur
Definitely no. Germaphobes don't piss all over the place or leave after taking a shit without flushing.
strawberrycocoa
Cleaning women’s bathrooms after some princess decided to hover over the bowel was its own circle of Hell
trigonman3
Some people pay good money to hover over a bowel.
CorgiInALilBlackDress
Men's bathroom sorry here - I was a cleaner at a big box store. My male colleagues were smoking outside (they did this most of the time) and there was an emergency. This man had gone red faced to complain about the state of the dude crappers. I had cleaned it 20 mins prior. Pro job. Did this to save for college.
Anyways, I get there and the ceiling, the walls, the floor - caked in shite. Shit stalagmites and stalagtites if only they could dry. The smell was.. hostile. There was SO much
Contin..
CorgiInALilBlackDress
2/2 there was a trail alllll the way out to the garbage can and a bit to the sinks. Some in the sink, on the spigot (it was an auto, they didn't have to touch anything) - and handprint on the mirror. I guess ge ran out of "paint" at the third mirror, but the fourth to eighth were still smudged with less and less.
I was paid 7$/h.
I quit.
The women's bathrooms were awful, but the men's always found ways of sporadically surprising me with new ideas for how Hell would be furnished and decorated.
strawberrycocoa
Be me, mid 20s, end of shift. Customer comes to complain about “a mess” in the women’s bathroom.
The mess was bloody scribbles on the wall, words and drawings, all made with a bloody tampon. Which had been dropped to the floor afterward.
Still better than the time my manager caught two little girls having a snowball fight with their own feces.
CorgiInALilBlackDress
Urgh yes the dreaded blood crayon. I hope you double gloved for that one.
Once went camping, and a used a rest area a kid was wandering around with something. I thought it was a dirty Barbie. Getting closer, she laughed and ran into the bathroom- to get another "toy" from the toilet.
It was a big log. I asked where her Mama was and a woman yelled out "Mind your (effing) business re**rd!"
I was so glad this was not my bathroom to clean.
Urgh.. snowball poops? What is wrong with ppl